29/12/2024
Fun time πππ
1.Teacher: What is Marriage?
Student: It is an unlimited sΓ©x bundle
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2.Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.ππ π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
3.Most girls nowadays sha. if their future baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, the child will prefer porridge..ππππππ
4.In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough π.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see ππππππ
5.She's ur girlfriendπ©πΌ you can't buy her pant and bra π but u will use force and tear the little one she manage buy all in the name of hot sΓ©x π even if you repent, you won't make heaven πππ
6.No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will always come out from nowhere if he has impregnated a babe most especially if the babe is an ugly girl. πππππππ
7.Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....πππππ
8.Guys
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal nameπππ
9.i have to stop making promises during sΓ©x.......Now I owe one Lady two houses, one helicopter,three cars
where do I start?
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10. *Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: π§it's not me, even when I use I put them back
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11. Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???πππ
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