12/09/2024
MEET THE EXCELLENT PASTOR'S IMAM
By: GúdúGúdú
Every mind that's preoccupied with the intent(s) of appreciating the firsts in terms of bagging recognition in this society of digital age will not but embrace the crystals that brought about Alfa Habib Ayilara - the newly turbanned palace Imam. What a handsome man of a light complexioned skin that's often aestheticised with controversial flowing garments of misdeeds!
The most amazing natural endowment found in Alfa Habib is his gaits that take after the strides of the famous walking deads and which suggest desperacy to foment chaos all because he crashed out of the screening exercise conducted for the appointment of the new Grand Chief Imam of Ogbomosoland.
In a factual sense, people are already being envious of his exceptionalities embedded in his fooleries. Historically, Alfa Habib Ayilara has been fingered out as the first Imam to be appointed by a Pastor whose fictitious appointment was hallmarked by itches as well as heresies.
Besides, Alfa Habib Ayilara remains the first being who has astonishingly broken the indelible record of the first Imam to be turbanned without any mosque whatsoever. Wow! What a blessed Imam in the act of ignorance! This as a matter of fact goes for why the fated Imam will continue to be loved by birds of his own feathers.
In a nutshell, let's all hang together in celebration of a messenger Imam, a royal errand boy of the ancient palace of Ogbomosoland, an Imam who dwells and resides in the corridor of absurdities.
Actually, we do cherish the 'agbada' and 'alukimba' of ignominy that he always puts on to transparently display elements of shallowness in knowledge about the true course of Allah. Fantastically, the shallowness in his cognitive orientation, matches that of all the involved agents who were practically instrumental to his mirage appointment .
Here we are anyway, seeing the climax of errand palace boy packed to a corner of embarrassment at Ogbomoso Township Stadium, during the kick-off
