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15/05/2024

DEAR MARRIED MEN,

åNobody will tell you this but I will;
If you want to go far in life, love your wife, take good care of her, make her happy and her prayers will open doors for you.

åRemember when things go down healthwise or financially for you, only your wife will feed you and will be there for you. Most of your friends and side chicks will abandon you!

åAnd lastly, that lady you think is better than your wife, it's because she is not living with you. Bro, invest in your woman!
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15/05/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than Kshs. 30, 000 Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth Kshs. 40, 000 each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife Kshs. 200 for a pot of soup, but you spend over Kshs. 3000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)
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"Forever with you is where I want to be.""You're the missing piece I never knew I needed.""Loving you is my favorite adv...
15/05/2024

"Forever with you is where I want to be."
"You're the missing piece I never knew I needed."
"Loving you is my favorite adventure."
"You're the reason why my heart beats faster."
"With you, forever feels like a dream come true."
"You're the love of my life, my forever mine."
"In your eyes, my heart finds its forever home."
"With every breath, I'll love you till forever."
"You're the one I want to spend my forever with."

SHOCKING TRUTHS ABOUT S*X1. Some husbands have the cl****is of their wives next to them each night yet have never played...
15/05/2024

SHOCKING TRUTHS ABOUT S*X

1. Some husbands have the cl****is of their wives next to them each night yet have never played with it to give her pleasure. Discover the wonder that is the cl****is

2. Some wives are too insecure about their bodies that they cannot allow their husbands to see them naked or make love in light. Lady your low self-esteem is ruining your s*x life, love yourself

3. Some husbands think that love making is all about pe*******on. Gentleman, the woman's body has alot of pleasure spots, explore

4. Some wives think it is only the husband's role to initiate and lead on love making so they lay there lifeless in bed over burdening the man. Lady, be a willing participant. It is so s*xy when you make moves too

5. Some husbands bore and hurt their wives when they pe*****te because they don't sufficiently prepare her. Gentleman, to be a King in bed you must learn the art of foreplay, take time before entering her world

6. Some wives have perfected the art of faking an or**sm yet all they had to do was tell the husband how she likes it. Stop living a lie

7. Some people have been married for years without living out their s*xual fantasies simply because they have never told their partner their favourite position. Please, don't suffer in marriage, communicate to your spouse how you like it. S*x has a shelf life, an age is coming when you will not be able to have any s*xual activity

8. Some people are so used to ma********on that they don't even desire their spouse. Stop ruining your marriage, give in to your spouse, not to your fingers

9. Some people flirt with others but not their spouse then wonder why their marriage is boring. I dare you to be naughty with your spouse and see whether your spouse won't like it.

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