Holar Jesu

Holar Jesu Hello! I'm *Holarjesu*, a passionate musician creating soul-stirring melodies. Follow me for updates on my music journey, upcoming shows, and new releases!

Contact: *08107833120*
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Let's make music together!"

You told your wife๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is  a soldier. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ...
30/03/2025

You told your wife๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them๐Ÿฅบ

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.( Things yawaded)

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
In English we call it coincidence ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
In government we call it check and balance ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I don't get paid for posting jokes and stories ๐Ÿคจ I only do it for you to make smile ๐Ÿ˜Š and laugh on your face ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ,, trying to break someone's rib ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Do you know that An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs, she got worried and as...
10/02/2025

Do you know that An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs, she got worried and asked her Mom about the hair.

Her Mom calmly said "That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair.

Next morning at breakfast she told her sister.
"My Moneky has grown hair" her sister smiled and said that's nothing, mine is already eating Banana." her Mom fainted ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Stop ignoring my posts I'm not your ex.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Hello guys๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
22/01/2025

Hello guys๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—

28/12/2024
The real me Am coming soon๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
21/12/2024

The real me
Am coming soon๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I believe in myself....Bringing the real me๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
21/12/2024

I believe in myself....
Bringing the real me๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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