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Richie Wealth Jokes and Funs, Ondo (2025)

20/04/2025

DON'T READ IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH 😂

1.Whenever I'm watching a movie with my parents and they start showing s*x scene, boom! They start looking at me as if I'm the director of the movie😂😂😂😂😂

2.She is your girlfriend, you can't buy pants for her but you will use force to tear the ones she has,my brother even if u repent and go to heaven,u will stay in boy's quarters😂😂😂😂

3.The most beautiful girl in my street
visited me today and I arranged the house
for the first time....
up till now, am still wondering how I
managed to place my cupboard in my
fridge..😂😂😂😂

4. I saw a policeman on the road and I
decided to joke with him
ME- A bank has been robbed..
POLICE- (shocked) which bank?
ME- Power_Bank
now they are taking me to the station.. did I
do anything wrong??😂😂😂😂

5. if you like crush on LEE MIN HO
Las las Na sikiru you go marry
I don tell u my own.😂😂😂

6.After promising that she won't take
time with her testimony, she began with "it
all started in 1991 ..."
don't hold me oo, leave me lemme go and
off the mic.😂😂😂

7. If igbo stew enter your eyes, bro forget it and go and buy new eyes. But if yoruba stew enters into your eyes, first you'll go blind, you'll get paralyzed, then die... And your spirit will run mad😂😂😂😂

8.I was watching Nollywood movie and saw two angels visiting a poor woman then immediately I switched off my TV. Why must it be Tonto D**e and Oge Okoye used as angels of God😂😂😂😂😂

9.that awkward moment u're with ur bae nd u want to fart silently bt then boom!!satan connects speaker😂😂😂😂

10.Brocolli- I look like a tree
Walnut- I look like a brain
Apple- I look like a heart
Mushroom- I look like an umbrella
Banana- abeg make una stop dis game, let's
change the topic
Cucumber- it's true oo, I dont like dis game
you are playing.. I no dey do😂😂😂😂

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20/04/2025

Today's most phenomenal Jokes ever 😀😂😂😂😂😂

1. If u smoke w**d when reading ur
book,,dat means u r highly educated....
sense will not k!ll me🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Godswill Tayob ✍️ ♥️

2. For those of you that went to private
school, that sabi book well well please
what's the past tense of Gotv?😁😁🙄😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
3. Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys
know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my
brother*😒😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
4. Girls with big foreheads they don't forget
so easily. They will remind you the things
you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m
That external hard drive on their heads is
working overtime😁🤣😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

5. Na money be fine bobo
Obasanjo and oshiomole get money
They fine ???
Yehh See Stone😒😩😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

6. I will never forget the day I bought my
crush pizza..15 minutes later her boyfriend
posted eating pizza with my bae😩😩😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
7. Very soon Mtn will be like:
After dialing *303 # to borrow airtime what
you will see is :
Dear customer kindly swear that you will pay
it back in 2days:
Select ....
A. Swear with *Amadioha*😀
B. Swear with *Ekwenaaru*😀
C. Swear with *Ayelala*😀
D.No swearing with *God* here cos that
man is too merciful🙆🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
8. My friend slept in class, i took his phone
and change my name in his contact to "dad"
then i text him" son i just won 500 million
dollars in the lottery. We are rich now, you
don't hav to go to school anymore" after my
friend read that, he packed everything and
walked out of the class. My teacher ask him
were

15/04/2025

Street football rules The old days :
1. No referee.
2. The game ends either when players are tired or at the Maghrib (sunset) call to prayer.
3. The score is 23-22.
4. A penalty is given if a player swears on god.
5. The chubby person becomes the goalkeeper 😝.
6. If the ball owner gets angry, he take the ball, and the game is over 😁.
7. The fouls is counted if everyone agrees 🙃.
8. The wal is a good player and can be in your team side at any time 😁.
9. An extra player is allowed if the teams are not equal 😂
10. Goalkeepers can be changed during a penalty kick 😆.
11. If the ball goes over the crossbar, the game pauses for half an hour to discuss whether it's a goal or not 😄.
12. The ball owner plays for the stronger team 😝.

Greetings to everyone who lived these beautiful memories ❤️

15/04/2025

Friday most outstanding jokes ever 😂😂

1. I learnt in Nigeria, the police will arrive 30mins later at a crime scene and they'll be like "Oga where did the criminals pass" 😂😂
😑😑😑😑😑😑😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Øfficial Proff Emmy ✍️ ♥️

2. When did you realize that the word
*MOM*
Means
*MY OWN MOTHER*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. My Bed And I Have A Special Relationship. We Are Perfect For Each Other. But My Alarm Clock Just Hates Seeing Us Together.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

4. Man made car, man made aeroplane, man made ship. What has this other gender made??? 🌚
🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

5. It's only in Nigeria where akwaibom ladies bleach and forget the joints only to look like sugarcane 😂😂
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

6. That moment when the teacher tells you to sit in front then you look back and see your friends cheating😭😭
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. Dat moment u decide to start saving money💰 at all cost, next mins u see yourself buying SUYA 😅😅😅and saying" person no go enjoy again"😩😩
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

8. You no get money you dey baff, where you wan go?🤷‍♂🤷‍♂
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. Even if he beat me i still love him,
Nah so aunty chioma front teeth take comot finish😂🤓
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. ASAP means - As Soon As Possible.
Stop using it like an illiterate
Which one is, "I love You ASAP"?
🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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13/04/2025

🌝🥰🤩 JOKES 🤩 TIME 😅🤣🤣

1. My teacher told me that the oppósite of ma is sir🤔

So in exam
Teacher; bk what is the oppósite of madam
Me; very simple=sirdam
My teacher fa!nted 🙆😥💔😅😅😅

2. My girlfriēnd said, she wants apple phone
So i bought 5 apples 🍎 and a smart phone 📱
🏃🏃🏃😅😅😅💔

3. Däting hausa guy is not easy ooh!!😂😂🤣
Can u imagine Audu told joy
Audu; I have pibe braxas 🙆😥💔😅😅😂😂

4. Yahóó is not a sín o 😅🏃🏃🏃🏇
Because pablo told me d meaning of sçäm is;
S=success
C=comes
A=as
M=miracle
🤣🤣💔😅🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

5. Motivational speakers will tell you;
I started with one bloçk ⬜ and built a mansion 🏢
But support the person they're motivating is wahala
*Chai my head* who stóne me😥🤣🤣🤣

6. I wish Samson 👨 was in this generation of ours, he could have been sçammed by a Yahóó girl,but he was sçammed locally
Anyways wetin concern me self 😂 just don't know what else to write 🏃🏃🏃🏇🏇

7. My neighbor was shøcked by small w!re in our compound
And everybody contributed 50k
*Please do u have transf0rmer in ur street am on my way*😅😅😅😅🤣

8. Village people why😥😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wrote an application letter and found out i wrote dear mād man instead of dear madam
Finally i got her number,and wanted to write sori
My keyboard now typed story🤦😭😂😂

9. I taught I've seen it all😅🤣🤣
Sakpa has caúsed one doçtor to eat bread with dríp 🙆😂😅😅😅😅😅

10. My yoruba girlfriēnd said her number is; sero hâte sero, three elefun
To çut the story short* we are at the núrsery School closest to my house 😂

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20/01/2025

9 REASONS WHY I DON'T WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..😒😒

1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When Patience Ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crossing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your TV volume is, the movie will always make a huge soundooo!!!🚶🚶

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20/01/2025

You must lāugh😂

1. A lizard fell into my bucket of water & was struggling to get out so I rescued it,
because I don't know where it will help me tomorrow🤔

2. I will never forgive the woman that pointed at me at a wedding reception today & said "this boy has already eaten" 😒👩🏾

3. The only reason why Liberian girls fast and Pray against their spiritual husband is because he doesn't give them money🙎🏾‍♀️💵

4. I wish I was a girl,🙍🏾‍♀️ no brain..
Just make wrong decisions and cry later
🙂😭😭😭Na joke ooo

5. Just because your father bought a car, you will not allow me to hear word. Do you know how many cars and houses I have in my dream

6. To the witch that served my food in dream last night,
shame on you! 😒🙍🏿‍♀️
I can cook better than that, ur soup was tasteless!

7. Sometimes I do wake up by 3am and clean my room, just incase Nikki Minaj's car breakdown🚙 and she needed somewhere to sleep

8. I Wanna get dumped by a girl out of the blue in public 💔😥 , Then get into a taxi And tell the Driver "Just Drive "😔

Just like they do in the Movies😍😍😍

9. Thunder wil fire all these people that comes to evening service at this church with charger to charge their phones. Now every socket is full no space to plug mine😒

10. She said she'll change me this new year, I thought she's talking about my attitude
And voom... She got a new boyfriend
😒 👩‍❤️‍👨

12. Some people self. You can't post for me to laugh and when I post you will refuse to react and comment, some will even see it and scroooool down. Why na? what for? You don't know that it is the reactions that will encourage people to post more jokes.

13. Now that I have put smile on your face now it is your turn to put smile on mine by reacting and commenting...

Please don't go without foll0wing my pàge.

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