01/02/2026
Time to joke 🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
body with wrapper when you want to enter
their room
Nonsense 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. I helped one lady to carry a 20 litres jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks a lot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!😂😂😂😂
3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??😂😂😂😂😂
4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.😂😂😂😂
5. A n***a will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
fool😂😂😂😂😂
6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
She is farting slowly....😂😂😂😂
7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂
8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**😂😂😂😂😂
9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER. 😂😂😂😂😂
10.after reading dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry.
11. UR LAUGHTER IS MY HOBBY.
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