Dickson Gad Comic and Skit

08/12/2025

Hunger dey ooo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

27/11/2025

The fact about life is to trust yourself,no matter what you do,no matter who you are, no matter what you are doing. Just trust yourself and don't relent on anyone because we are all humans beings if you rely on anyone it means you are not ready for life you're not ready to face your own battle you are not ready to fight for yourself but once you don't rely on anyone and you don't relent you're going to make it in life no matter what. If you focus in your own life the Lord is going to Grant you the power to get over your enemies just have to believe in yourself and believe in God that was matters the most in life and it's the fact about life.
God bless you someone not by sleeping and waking up everyday but by the hard work you do by what you do by who you are by what you are my good you do and by the love you share the Lord is a great god he it doesn't bless the lazy a bless the hard workers the strong people not the soft people the people who know what they are doing not the people who don't know what they're doing and where they are going to and who don't have a go but he blesses those who has a goal those who has dream to fulfill and he is a great God . 💖💖🙏🏾🙏🏾💯💯

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27/11/2025

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25/11/2025

Good morning guys ☺️🌞☀️

20/11/2025

Mama Rainbow has showers prayers on Actor Ibrahim Yekinni itele icon that he will not d!e when his glory had started to Shine 🙏🙏🙏
She also implored those carrying f@k£ news about him to stop it with immediate effect so as to spread love
We shall all live long 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

15/11/2025

Good morning jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1: If a girl le@ves you because you don’t have möney and comes back to beg you when you get the m0ney 🥹😔😔
My brother forg!ve her🤲, infact promise her marriage🥺 and take her to her family and promise them that you will r£novate their house for them 😏😉😒
Remove their roof and rūñ away 🙄🤭😂😂😂😂😂

2. I created a fëmale F@çebook account today and chatted my Dad, he told me he is single and had no kid 😳🙆‍♀️
Papa why 😩😭😭😂😂😂😂

3. Even s@tan Whose Job Is To Lïe Cannot Tell Someone To Invest 50k And Earn 150k In Few Hours 😒
Guys be careful oo 🙄😒😂😂😂

4. Nothing gives me joy than seeing my brother among the people that are sharing soft drinks in an occ@sion 🥲🤧😂😂😂❤

5. Some boys will wake up 2am to p*e and they will post “Real Hustlers Don’t Sleep”🙄
Oga, Who are You Deceiving??😂😂😂

6. Do you ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings😒, waiting for it to H@ng up so you can continue using your phone???🤭🥲
If yes, You are £v!l with passion.🙄😩🤧😂😂😂😂
7. Nigerian parents be like “Faith, remind me to buy you c@ne before we go home”😏
Am I m@d?” 🙄🤧😂😂😂

8. I’m s£ll!ng chicken and goats at a cheap prices, if you’re interested please come at nïght people in my vill@ge don’t like my success 😒🥲🤧😂😂😂
9. TEACHER: Ben, why didn’t you do your home work? 😕
funny vic: Because I’m Hom£less. 😳😂😂😂
10. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures every s!ckn£ss 🤧🥲😂😂😂

11. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈

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Dickson Gad Comic and Skit

12/11/2025

NIGHT LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
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ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

2. So una boyfriend dey slap una if una disobey,
Awwn.
WWE Kids🤠🤝

3. If your girlfriend shows you messages of guys disturbing her, there's a 100% chance she doesn't like them.
You're not special like that😐😐

4. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 Local phone repair’s
*
🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶­‍🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

5. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

6. Anybody wey ask me for money this period, I fit write statement give police say person dey after my lifê😐😐

7. Result is out. Person wey I copy from got "E" and I no even copy finish😑

8. You were once afraid of s*x but look at you now, Making money with it😐😐

9. My sister wear long skirt ooh,
*
So that you won't have to wait for me to pass before you climb bike.🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄

10. Make e no be say Noah don build ark somewhere o
Cuz Wtf flood everywhere😩😩

11. Any time you see a girl pricing boxers and singlets just know a king is about to be born😒😒

12. What pains me is that, after make some people laugh they will go without like, comments and shear.

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12/11/2025

For me oo, I no fit pass 6. 😂😂

12/11/2025

😂 Jokes don land oooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. *As a young man in search of true love..*
*Since you can't afford ordinary transport fare,why not date a lady in ur street*🙄
🤣🏃 Nasboi

2. Wahala be like Buhari cap e no dey commot for him head 🤣🤣🤣

3. *"Money no dey, money no dey" but una dey complain since say GTBank app no open. Na livescores una wan check for there abi?🤷‍♂🤔Okay o.*
😞😞😞😞😞

4. *I may look normal but, I have once tried calling my own number with d same number on d same phone.*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. *Girl:* Baby I want to tell d whole world dat u're my Man.❤️🥰

*Me 😗 I no send u dat message oh.🤨
🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. *I no kuku tell anybody say I be big boy. Na una look me...give me title.*
😎😎😎😎

7. *Person borrow u money finish time to pay, u go join cult.*
😔😔😔😔

8: *Date someone who's really focused and can make you laugh your ass out. A good example is me.*

But unfortunately am taken, keep scrolling.
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9: 😆😆 *Some of you are afraid 😱 of public transport coz you own cars 🚖 on social media* 😂😂

10: The problem in my hometown is that, the population never increase, cos wen 1 girl gets pregnant,1 man run away, even me I don travel🏃😂

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12/11/2025

😂LAUGH AWAY YOUR PAIN😂

1.These days, when I walk beside gutters, I p*ep inside to see if there is any upcoming artiste in it...Since most of them are claiming they started from the gutter..... 🤣🤣🤣

2.

😖No one has a foresight than a married woman who is coming out from a hotel with her boyfriend... She can even see tomorrow 😀😀😀😋😛🙋😊

3.

Something is telling me to go inside the barracks and shout "useless soldiers"
😬😬😨😖😵
Palz, could that be the voice of the lord???

4.

My sister, when you meet your next boyfriend, love
him with all your lungs Bcus your heart has suffered a lot... ??🤷🏿🤷🏿

5.

💃 😖 You find it hard to close your eyes during prayers.👏🏻 But the moment his lips touch yours, you close eyes like mumu🤤 🙄😏😏 My sister God is soaking your cane inside kerosene 😩😂 😂 😂 🤓

6.

Person will spend more than 10k on their birthday, but when it's ur turn , all you get is "On this day a king was born"
Did I tell you I have a kingdom ? 🙄☹️

7.

💃 🤡 He Has not Married U Yet,💍 U Both Have Started Sewing The same Cloth & Be Walking Up& Down.🤦🏻‍♀ When He Breaks ur Heart Tomorrow, U Will Start Telling Us It Was a Burial Uniform.🙆🏻‍♀👌👆🏻😏😒😶😐🤧🤔🙅‍♂🚙🚙

8.

🙉Those of you that never missed assembly in secondary school 😑😐
Hope you are now working at the National Assembly
😀😩😛😂😉😚

9.

Dear Ladies, 💃Don’t kill yourself cos u want 2 look Expensive. Most Guys don't even know the difference btw Brazilian Hair & Goat Hair🤥👆🏻🤞☺😉😌😇

10.

Girls will go out on a date and be snapping all the food and not snapping the n***a paying for it… ! 🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿

11.

👀A jealous girlfriend💃🏻 will zoom in your picture just to see who that girl reflecting on your sun glasses is.🕶🤧😫😩😢😙😚😗😋😉🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

12.

In Bed 🛏 it's 6am, u close ur Eyes for 5mins, it's 7.45am
At work its 1.30pm, u close ur Eyes for 30mins, its still 1.31pm😟😰😵😖😴

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10/11/2025

😂WAHALA BE LIKE TEACHER😂............................................................

1. Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
Pupil: ''I drank tea this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''

2. TEACHER *: Hello Class, Our topic for today is
Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
**Not Easy to be a Teacher o o o.. .***

3. TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

4. TEACHER : What do you call mösquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...

5. TEACHER : Name the nation people hāte most
Student: Exami-nation...

6. TEACHER : Class! How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home ma...

7. TEACHER : One day our country will be free from cōrrúptioñ
What tense is that??
Student: Future impōssible tense...

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10/11/2025

Get in the Móod
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1.Its my first time in court, and I heard the judge saying "order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escørting me outside I think we are going to the restaurant. 😂😂😂🚶🚶🚶

2. I can take a būllet for my babe as long as its chilled, other energy drinks give me headāche..........
what are you thinking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. i was in a plane going to England when two pilots started fightīng, i just came down and entered okada.............. i hāt£ roūgh play jhoor🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

4.A fulani man took his radio for repairs, When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and the fulani man ran away. The fulani man shouted " ku tanimata mai bada labaru zai gudu" ( help! help! help! The newscaster is escāping ).😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5.wife saw her husband reading newspaper
Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i would always be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a new one everyday. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6.David: Mum you līed to me
Mum: How?
David:you said my brother is a little angel
Mum: Yes he is!
David: How come he didn't fly when i threw him from the balcony........
MUM FAĪNTED.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7.A seven year old boy after returning from school one afternoon told his mother.
son: mum, i heard that grandma has dīed.
Mum: you dey mād, na your mama go dīe first.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MR Flaws 7

8. Man of God:, why did you stēal the church clock????
Ebuka:I støle it because God's time is the best...🏃🏃🏃🏃

9.Since I børrowed #500 from mtn last month they keep sending me messages like "recharge #500 and stand a chance of winning 4 houses in lekki". They think I don't have sense Mtcheeew.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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