11/06/2024
Laugh jhoor ππ
1. I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accΔpt. I agreΔπ€£π€£π€£
2. Bus drivers should stΓΈp this NΓΈnsense of Moving when person never sit oπ
One girl nearly put her two brΔΓ£st in my mouth in the bus this morning....
I just manage kΔ«ss the ni**le twice π€£π€£π€£π€£
3. So you mean, after feeding people for free on my wedding day, I go still dance for them ?ππππππ
4. So if I get Married to a VΔ«rgin π, Will I still be
the one to Teach Her how to Say, "Hmmm, Oh Yeah Baby, HΔrder HΔrder, Hmmπ€¦π½ββοΈπ
I don't think I have such time to WΔste ππ
I Go In Peaceπππππ
5. My brother, Some ladies are sΔ«ngle but their private part is in seriΓΈus relatiΓΈnships ππΆππ
6. When a guy is fully in love, he can apolΓΈgise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sΓΈrry for the eΔrthquake in Pakistan ππ
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7. DΔting ur neighbor isn't cool at all ....
You'll be receiving messages like "Baby what's wrΓΈng...I saw your mum slΔpping you"π€¦π½ββοΈππ
8. If your Relationship started from FacebΓΈok, WhΓ₯tsΔpp, InstΔgrΔm. Then stΓΈp thinking about "brΔ«de prΔ«ce."
Just send her parents "datΔ bundles."
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9. If she visΔ«ts with a toΓΈthbrush, she's sleΔping over, if she visΔ«ts with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pΔnt, spΓΈnge, pΔd, detol....
My brother, go and borrΓΈw money and bΕ«y food stuffs, you don marry be that.ππππββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
10. Pastor : let's pray for 2mins π
4hrs later
Pastor : say my fada my fada π’
Me : ur fada ur fada πποΈπππππ
11. So nowadays women don't mΓΈan during sΒ£xππ¦coz they fear cΔlling names of more than 10 boyfriends π
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12.You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
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