26/08/2023
Laugh jhoor 😂
1. I told my Ex Girlfriend that I've forgiven her,but deep down,I want God to punish her 😭🖐️
2. I can never forget when I was still in my mother's womb....One day,She ate pepper soup & it entered into my Eye 😭🙆. I nearly died that day 😂😂
3. One Facebook girl visited me. As I was touching her,she was pushing my hands away. To cut the long story,she later trek back to her house 😂
4. Please Is It Really Possible For A Girl To Fell Down From Bed And Broke Her Virginity?💔🤔
5 If you're above 18 and you're short and u still think u gonna grow. Am very sorry bby,it's over 😂🏃
6. I remembered when I borrowed someone's gas cooker to cook beans and the gas finish. The person later swear for me 😂😂
7. Five things that can live in your house without paying rent 😏; 👇
(1) 🕷️ ( 2)🐜 ( 3) 🦟 (4)🐀 (5)👩🏼
8. She already have 3 kids and she's shouting "kill me baby". Abeg who will take care of your children? 😂🏃
9. Me as a pilot* excuse me all passengers🙋 I hope say una sabi long jump cus e be like say fuel don finish for this plane oo🙆
10. Dear maths,
Thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school 🚸 🤦🏾♂️
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually
use x² + y +8
[(x + 2y ² = a - z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
in real life. Idiot!! 😒🔢
11. Facebook have changed the position of reactions, I now mistakenly reacted care to someone I don't care about 📱
12. Because i No get money, I break her heart, she no cry🙄
Wicked girl 🥴
13. I hate visiting people who take long time cooking👺❌
Do they really think I come there to talk?🥴😏
14.*"How was your night"*
*You can never avoid this question as long as you're in African relationship 😂*
😂🔥🏃
15. One thing I like about short people is that even if you give birth
you and your baby will be sharing the same clothes 🤩🥰
16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️
