08/06/2016
40 Alleged Quotes from president ROBERT
MUGABE that will make your day. 😂 😂 😂
# RobertMugabe >>>
1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey
that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of
selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a
happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you,
you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have
absolute trust in his a**s.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who
text you "I miss you" only when it's raining,
because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you
don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's
called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me,
OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days.
Every time you take a piece from her hair to the
witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman
gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No s*x before marriage?' If
that was God's plan, then you would receive your
p***s or va**na on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW
BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because
the act was learnt in childhood when they were
young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is
what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in
your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a
'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava
leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in
your life and still single, you are not different from
a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem
is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs
draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking
about inner beauty because men don't walk
around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not
easy walking around with evidence
