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05/01/2025

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The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, yo...
07/10/2024

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dīe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

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24/09/2024

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24/09/2024

Peller again

01/02/2024

🤣DENNIS THE MTN WORKER🤣

👩Her : hello😌
🧔Dennis: Wassup baby 😁
👩Her : nothing oh, I just want to tell you that I just missed my period, I think I'm pregnant🤰

🧔Dennis: (changes voice) Thank you for calling MTN center, press 1 to abort, press 2 to move on, press 3 to get a new boyfriend🤖

👩Her : Dennisl!!🥺

🧔Dennis: sorry, you have pressed an invalid option, please try again🤖

👩Her : My love!!😫
🧔Dennis: Invalid option, please try again later🤖

👩Her : Gosh!, I know it's you, by the way I was joking, I'm not prégnant, I wanted to see if you love me😏

🧔Dennis: oh me too, I was just practicing how@ I will be answering calls when I start working in MTN😁

👩Her : oh okay dearest.... I'm serious, I'm pregnant, mum has chased me out of the house😭

🧔Dennis: your call credit has been exhausted and call terminated, u can borrow airtime from MTN😂😂

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GOOD NIGHT SORRY READ AND SLEEP WELL 😆😆😅A Professor started his class on a very seriøus Topic. The moment he turned towa...
24/01/2024

GOOD NIGHT SORRY READ AND SLEEP WELL 😆😆😅

A Professor started his class on a very seriøus Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.
He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remāining tīme".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hārd to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.

After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party.

Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any hēlp. She asked me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't.

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in løve with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my nūmber, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denīed naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relatiønship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot!, All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whīstled.
The professor said:
"I didn't būy my PhD in Psychølogy...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out you Stupīd

23/01/2024



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The wife decided not to remarry or have sexual relationship with another man, instead she cut off her late husband's pen*is and mounted it to the wall.🍆✊
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One day her neighbour Mr.ebuka🧔 found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the dead man’s pen*is and put his own pen*is and waited for the lady.😁🍆
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✍️😂ONE CHANCE(D*CK TROUBLE)😂✍️A married man died before he could have s3x with his wife.🍆🍑💦😭The wife decided not to rema...
22/01/2024

✍️😂ONE CHANCE(D*CK TROUBLE)😂✍️

A married man died before he could have s3x with his wife.🍆🍑💦😭
The wife decided not to remarry or have sexual relationship with another man, instead she cut off her late husband's pen*is and mounted it to the wall.🍆✊
Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.😋🍆
One day her neighbour Mr.ebuka🧔 found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the dead man’s pen*is and put his own pen*is and waited for the lady.😁🍆
Unfortunately🙄 that same day the lady came with a knife🗡️ and
Said 🗣️“darling, we are moving to a new house today."🙆‍♂️
Naso she cut Ebuka's d*ck oo😑
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19/01/2024

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