24/08/2023
"30 Hilarious Pointers I Shared with My Daughter Before She Entered the Adventure Called Marriage:
Remember, no man comes with a 'perfect' button - it's usually more like a 'random feature' button.
Think of men as kids in larger bodies. You're the mom now, so time to break out those parenting skills!
Quick to hear, slow to speak – just like a sloth who's learned the art of eavesdropping.
Never compete with a man unless it's a contest for who can binge-watch the most TV shows.
Trying to be 'equal' is overrated – aim for 'unequally fabulous' instead.
Saying sorry isn't just an option, it's a full-contact sport. Dive in, girl!
Jealousy is like a pet dragon – it might burn down your peace of mind castle.
Feel free to check his phone, but don't be surprised if you discover a deep, dark obsession with cat videos.
Honesty is the best policy, but throwing in a little sarcasm keeps things interesting.
Long-distance travel is allowed, but only after submitting a 500-word essay explaining why you're not kidnapping him.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, especially if the path is paved with pizza.
If he's holding a package, just tell him it's a new pet rock. Problem solved.
Making a budget together is like a thrilling adventure, only with spreadsheets instead of treasure maps.
Be his adviser, not a critiquer – after all, you're a partner, not a roasting comedian.
Remember, 'wife' stands for 'With Intelligence, Finesse, and Expertise' – okay, I made that up, but it sounds good!
Learn from your mother's wisdom, like how to secretly finish a whole chocolate cake.
Kids are cute, but your husband isn't a potted plant. Water him with attention too.
Smile at your husband like you just found a stash of hidden chocolate.
Greeting your husband after work is essential, even if you have to pry the TV remote out of his hand.
Making sure he eats before he leaves is vital – in case he runs into any snack shortages in the wild.
When he's mad, pretend you're an ostrich – just stick your head in the sand, or maybe a pillow.
Keep the bedroom tidy; monsters under the bed don't like a cluttered workspace.
Avoid putting clothes on the bed unless you want him to believe you're secretly a fashion magician.
Be a clean woman, but not 'I-see-my-reflection-in-your-forehead' clean.
Look romantic, even if it means wearing a tiara while doing the dishes.
Remember, you're his partner, not his personal Siri.
Treat his relatives like your own, but feel free to secretly adopt the quirkier ones.
Ask about his relatives like you're an investigative journalist digging for family secrets.
Worship together – it's like a shared WiFi connection to the heavens.
If you compare, make sure it's a competition for who can make the most amusing comparisons."
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