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It had been years since I'd seen Ben. Life, as it often does, had pulled us in different directions after college. He'd ...
21/07/2025

It had been years since I'd seen Ben. Life, as it often does, had pulled us in different directions after college. He'd moved out of state, and our calls had dwindled to sporadic texts, then nothing. So when I saw him, sitting at a table in my favorite quiet coffee shop, sipping a latte as if he’d been there all along, my first reaction was pure, unadulterated joy.

"Ben!" I practically shouted, crossing the room. He looked up, that familiar, slightly lopsided grin spreading across his face. He hadn't aged much, maybe a few more lines around his eyes, a touch of grey at the temples, but the same warm, knowing gaze.We talked for hours, catching up on the lost years. He spoke of his new life, a quieter existence, and then, with a particular fondness, he started describing his house.

"UncleB, you wouldn't believe it," he began, leaning forward, his eyes bright. "It's exactly what I always wanted. A pale yellow, almost cream, with dark green trim, the kind that looks like it's been there forever. And a proper red-tiled roof, the sort you see in old storybooks. There's this massive oak in the front yard, its branches like welcoming arms, shading the whole place.

My study, it's got a bay window that looks right onto it. I spend hours there, just watching the leaves."He went on, detailing the wraparound porch where he had his morning coffee, the way the sunlight hit the kitchen in the afternoons, even the specific scent of the honeysuckle by the back gate. He described the quiet neighborhood, the friendly older couple next door, the way the streetlights cast long shadows in the evening.

His voice was calm, almost serene, a peacefulness I hadn't often heard in him during our college days. He gave me the address, urging me to visit anytime. "Just drop by," he said, "I'm always there now." A few weeks later, a free Saturday opened up, and Ben's invitation echoed in my mind. I decided to surprise him. I plugged the address into my GPS, a pleasant anticipation bubbling within me.

The drive was longer than I expected, taking me to a quiet, tree-lined street on the outskirts of town. As I turned the final corner, my breath caught. There it was. The house. Pale yellow, with dark green trim, just as he'd said. The red-tiled roof, the massive oak dominating the front yard, the bay window on the side, and yes, the wraparound porch. It was exactly, precisely, every detail, as Ben had described it.But something was wrong. Terribly wrong.

The lawn was overgrown, wildflowers pushing through neglected grass. The paint, though the right color, was peeling in places, exposing raw wood. And leaning against a faded porch pillar, almost hidden by a climbing vine, was a weathered "For Sale" sign..
My heart sank, a cold dread creeping in. Had he moved again? But why the sign? I got out of the car, my steps hesitant. As I approached the porch, the front door, though closed, looked like it hadn't been opened in months.
A woman was tending to her roses in the yard next door. I walked over, my voice feeling strangely hollow.

"Excuse me," I began, "I'm looking for Ben. Ben Carter. He lives here, or... used to?"The woman straightened up, her face kind but etched with a familiar sadness. She looked at the house, then back at me. "Oh, dear," she said softly. "You must be a friend of Ben's. I'm so sorry. Ben Carter... he passed away last year. Almost exactly a year ago, actually. A sudden heart attack. His family sold the place not long after. It's been empty ever since.

"The words hit me like a physical blow. A year ago. He'd been dead for a year. The quiet peace in his voice, the way he'd just appeared at my table, the serene focus on his house, his insistence that he was "always there now." It all clicked into place with a chilling, sickening certainty. I stood there, staring at the house, the sun glinting off the very bay window he'd described, and realized I hadn't just been catching up with an old friend.

I'd been given a final, lingering farewell from someone who was already gone. The house, so vividly described, was a memory, a ghost of a home, just like the friend who had told me about it.

I'm UncleB 💜💜

21/07/2025

Men ,how much is your haircut ?
Ladies credit any man you like ,let him go and barb ….

20/07/2025

What can 100 Naira do for you right now?

I'm in a good mood today. 🌚🌚

I don't even know if it's just malaria.. them sha talk sey make I dey drink water... 2 bags down actually... Let me pick...
17/07/2025

I don't even know if it's just malaria.. them sha talk sey make I dey drink water... 2 bags down actually... Let me pick the third one..

Wish me a quick recovery fan..

Back then in primary school, there was this my classmate, Daniel who we always call Dani olora.Every time we were on bre...
16/07/2025

Back then in primary school, there was this my classmate, Daniel who we always call Dani olora.

Every time we were on break this guy will enter one bush at the back of our class, nd the next thing he does is coming back with big stomach nd took water to top it. 🤔

The confused me always ask him, "Dani ki lon je?" (Daniel what are you eating)

He actually kept it from me for a long, but after a trailer-full of disturbs, he asked me to follow him one day..

My people, I was shocked to see Dani Olora eating raw cassava oo.. "ahh dani, ege lo hun je ni" (You are eating cassava) I asked in shock!

He said it's sweet oo, with the way he ate the cassava I was totally convinced, and as omo ogbon, you know now, me too I said make I taste oo

The rest na story, if you see the kind ache that ache my stomach ehn, I was rushed home dat day.. Daniel is not a Yoruba guy and he has been eating that thing for decades, na me be oloju kokoro..

I learnt my lesson without leaving nothing behind, if you like eat s**t, e no concern me🌚

🎭 Who’s Your No.1 Nigerian 🇳🇬 Comedian Right Now?! 👀🔥These guys have been carrying the internet on their backs with laug...
12/07/2025

🎭 Who’s Your No.1 Nigerian 🇳🇬 Comedian Right Now?! 👀🔥
These guys have been carrying the internet on their backs with laughter! 😂😂
But if you had to pick just ONE…

WHO YOU DEY VIBE WITH THE MOST? 👇👇

📌 Nasty Blaq
📌 Sabinus (Mr Funny)
📌 Sydney Talker
📌 Mark Angel
📌 Carter Efe
📌 De General
📌 Funny Bros
📌 Brain Jotter
📌 Shank Comic

Drop your GOAT 🐐 in the comments and tag them if you can!
Let’s settle this once and for all. 😅🔥

Difference Between An American Facebook Post And A Nigerian Facebook Post.😂AMERICAN 🇱🇷 POST:Hello, my name is Sandra Sto...
12/07/2025

Difference Between An American Facebook Post And A Nigerian Facebook Post.😂
AMERICAN 🇱🇷 POST:
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But recently I discovered that am falling for his cousin, what should I do?
COMMENTS:
James Silva: I think you need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.
Sarah Waters: Oh my dear, sorry about that. I have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Michael Paper: Well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..
NIGERIAN 🇳🇬 POST:
My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?
NIGERIAN COMMENTS:
Dayo Muyiwa : F*00l, love na food?
Nkiru Joy : You are a disgr@ce to
womanhood..shame on u ashawo.
Idris Kunle : Jagaban till 2031 ADC coalition will fail woefully.
Bassey Ekong: If you want to fall for me too, call my number: 0901528686......
Torkwase Blessing: I no blame you at all, better go find something reasonable to do with your life, fall koor, stand nii🙄
Sandra Iyana: Please someone should help me with 2k I want to buy malaria drugs for my 9 children, God bless.
Suleman Moju: Abeg that one no be my problem. Who go help me monetize my page, me too I want to dey cashout? I get 280 followers.
Richard Oke : Olosho dey your body, mumu girI.... Abeg who get fairly used phone for sale?
Baba Alamiji: Come to my spiritual house for
cleansing your village people have cu:rsed you..
Segun Business: Do you know with just 10k you can get extra 30k in no time? you get paid within 45 min WhatsApp
number 0903478****
20k get 40
30 get 60
50k get 100
Abas Adams: Gaskiya you are so cute with this your big nyash, please chat me on WhatsApp.
Akpotu Wisdom: Contact prof Francis for your Jamb runs at affordable price.
Musa Custom: Auction Auction, Toyota Camry
500k, Toyota Corolla 600k, Mercedes Benz E
class 800k, Cement whole sale, rice wholesale
Amaka Achebe: Ashawo dey smell for your body, you need a deliverance!
Chaii, na who do us this thing sef,🙆

I have this relative that doesn’t show up except it’s for burial. Hehehe😂 I know, you all can relate.She showed up unexp...
12/07/2025

I have this relative that doesn’t show up except it’s for burial. Hehehe😂 I know, you all can relate.

She showed up unexpectedly yesterday morning before 7am knocking.

I saw her from the window and looked for some clothes to put on before stepping out.
I know how she was able to enter the compound, my brother opened the small gate on his way to morning jogging.

Through the window, I saw her walking towards my flower pots and little garden.
Booom! She grabbed my giant aloe Vera plant and cut off two biggest branches.

Fear gripped me 😰 i almost cried.

I rushed out to stop her.

Approaching her, She brought out a black nylon and was Stuffing them in.

“What are you doing?” I demanded with rage 😡

“Ada, I came to see if you’ll give me some aloe Vera. Doctor said……”

I cut her off immediately, “ and have you told me before taking them?”

“I want to tell you now…”

I tried, I tried to calm myself down a bit.

“All this plants! I sell them. For organic products and for decoration! For goodness sake!” I never realized when I started tearing 😭

Do you know how and what it costed me to grow them up to this stage?
With all the emotional and physical attachments.

I grabbed the nylon from her. I looked at them and remembered that those branches can not grow back but rotten within a week or more.

“I tried buying it at the market but I don’t understand the price they are charging for ordinary aloe Vera “

Imagine her audacity!

If na young person talk this thing eeh, t he kind of slappp 👋 mmachie ya nti.

I sat down, while she met my brother who came back from jogging with his dog🏃‍♂️

A F ter several minutes of her flattering my brother, she realized he had no plans of stepping in.

She came back begging.
I gave her my price.

She Begged and cried.

I told her that I caught her trying to steal from me.

Told her that those small ones in the market are not more medicinal, that my own is the original.

I managed to squeeze out 2k from her.

I used it to buy ofe akwu to calm down my spirit🤨😕😕

12/07/2025

And before you lend someone money, hug them!!😥
Might be the last time you see them😂😂

11/07/2025

I dey wash red shirt wey I buy 25k, I dey see red everywhere in this water.
I just hope sey na me dey bleed sha

She texted me, “Babe I’m hungry 😩,” and I told her, “Okay, I’ll send you R200 in the next 15 minutes, I just need to wra...
11/07/2025

She texted me, “Babe I’m hungry 😩,” and I told her, “Okay, I’ll send you R200 in the next 15 minutes, I just need to wrap up this last report.” She blue-ticked me for a bit, then replied on WhatsApp:
“R200? For a woman you say you love and want to build a future with? Yoh 😒”

I called her back. “Wait, how is R200 not enough for supper? It’s 7PM, not like it’s a Sunday lunch at Spur. I’m just gonna eat something light before I sleep—maybe R50 worth tops.”
She clapped back:
“I’m a woman babe. Women eat quality, not quantity like you guys. We don’t do pap and chakalaka. I want proper food. Soft life.”

That thing shook me a bit. I said, “Okay my princess, what would you like to eat that costs more than R200? I’ll buy it and bring it over.”

She replied, “I’ll think about it, I’ll WhatsApp you just now please.”

Okay, fair...

She eventually texted saying she wanted fried chicken, but not from the corner shop — from that fancy spot in Rosebank. You know the one with prices that need a payment plan?
I just laughed to myself and said, "Aweh."

After work, I got into my car and made a turn there. I forced myself to order this hyped chicken that I’ve always heard about.
R500!
YOH! Mama Nomsa!!!

I drove home, took a bath, and dished it up nicely with a cold Black Label. Then I took a video and sent it to her with this caption:
“This is what you wanted, right? Just so you know, my monthly salary is like 40 of these R500s. And this is what you, who doesn’t even work, wants to eat in one night, after spending the whole day chilling on TikTok and watching those independent boss-babe influencers. No ways. I’d rather eat it myself.”

She read it... then went offline.

An hour later, I sent another pic of the empty plate (I had only eaten half the chicken) with this line:
“Your R200 is still here babe... in case you’re still hungry 😘.”

Then I went offline and knocked out.
Peace.

Now she is angry with me ever since that day. Did I do anything wrong here 🤷🤷

Indian and Pakistan men as soon as you accept their friend request🤣💔🤣
11/07/2025

Indian and Pakistan men as soon as you accept their friend request🤣💔🤣

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