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20/06/2023

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Yesterday, my boss sent me on an errand with a huge amount of møney, but on my way there, I was r0bbed😳. You see, my bos...
20/06/2023

Yesterday, my boss sent me on an errand with a huge amount of møney, but on my way there, I was r0bbed😳. You see, my boss has trust issues, so even if I told him the truth, he won’t believe me. So I had to use my héad 😏.

When I came back home, I went straight to the kitchen and stayed.
Fortunately for me, Madam was also home. Then I heard my name ‘’Manny’’
I kept quiet, as if I didn’t hear it, then I heard my boss’s voice again, “Manny” WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MØNEY I GAVE YOU?”🥴
Still no response. Annoyëd, he walked into the kitchen and saw me standing there.
“Mr Man, didn’t you hear your name?”😏

Me: No oo, I didn’t.

Boss: You mean to tell me that, the two times I called your name, you didn’t hear me?🥴

Me: No, I think this kitchen wall is dàmaged, when someone is calling you from the parlor, you can’t hear them.😕

Boss: (pi**ed off) It’s like you take me for a f00l, right? Okay, go to the parlor and call me, lemme see what you’re saying.😏

So I went to the parlor and stood near Madam😌.

Me: BOSS!

Boss: Young man, I can hear you loud and clear.😊

Me: Who sleeps with the ma!d when Madam is not around?😀

No response...

Me: Who got Madam’s younger sister pregnánt?😒

No response... A few minutes later, my boss walked into the parlor, his face had changed. Madam was glaring at him.🙄

Boss: Francity you’re right oo, that wall needs to be changed. Honey ehn, it’s just....

Madam: Who is ya honey?😏 So you think I’m dümb, right? Okay, I’ll go into the kitchen, Francity call me, lemme show you that ya not wisér than me.🙂

So Madam entered the kitchen.

Me: MADAM!!

Madam: Ask me a question, my friend.😌

Me: Who is Junior’s real fàther?

Madam ran out of the kitchen immediately and told my boss, “Honey, please try and fix that kitchen wall.”🙆😂😂😂🤣

🐀LESSON FOR MANY🐀A mouse, looking through a hole in the wall, sees the farmer and his wife open a package. He was terrif...
17/06/2023

🐀LESSON FOR MANY🐀

A mouse, looking through a hole in the wall, sees the farmer and his wife open a package. He was terrified to see that it was a mousetrap. He ran to the patio to warn everyone.

-"There is a mousetrap at home!".
The chicken that was cackling and digging says: "excuse me, Mr. Mouse, I understand that it is a big problem for you, but it does not hurt me at all."

So, the rodent went to the lamb and he says the same thing: "Excuse me Mr. Mouse, but I don't think I can do more than ask for you in my prayers."
The mouse went to the cow and she said: "But am I in danger? I think not!" said the cow.
The mouse returned to the house, worried and dejected to face the farmer's mousetrap.

That night a great noise was heard like that of the mousetrap catching its victim, the woman ran to see what she had caught.
In the dark she did not see that the mousetrap caught the tail of a poisonous snake.
The speedy snake bit the woman, the farmer immediately took her to the hospital, she came back with a high fever.

The farmer to comfort her prepared a nutritious soup, grabbed the knife and went to find the main ingredient: the chicken; Since the woman did not get better, friends and neighbors went to visit them, the farmer killed the lamb to feed them, the woman did not get better and died.
And in the end, the husband sold the cow to the slaughterhouse to cover the funeral expenses.

The next time someone tells you about their problem and you think that it doesn't affect you because it's not yours and you don't pay attention to it, think twice, “he who doesn't live to serve, doesn't serve to live”.

The world is not going badly because of the wickedness of the bad, but because of the apathy of the good.
So when someone needs you for their problems, give them your hand or give them a word of encouragement.
May you never lack empathy!
Remember it very well, EMPATHY.


Credits to whom appropriate.

05/06/2023

Dear , You Have Been A Tool God Is Using To Bless The Needy And Less Privilege.
Please Don’t Relent
Chukwu Ga Gozie Gi 🙏

05/06/2023

*JOKE OF THE DAY*
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😆😆

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"😂😂😂😂

*When given the opportunity to buy more at a low price, will you take it?*We are presenting you this opportunity to get ...
15/09/2022

*When given the opportunity to buy more at a low price, will you take it?*

We are presenting you this opportunity to get more which will cost you less! MAX ASSETS OWERRI is giving you *3* at the price of *2*.
This means when you buy *2* plots of MAX ASSETS OWERRI you get *1* FREE!

Max Assets just by location guarantees great revenue for both commercial and residential real estate investors.

Max Assets Owerri goes for *N1.5M* per 464 square meters!

Max Assets Owerri comes with a Certificate of Rural Occupancy and is located along Owerri Road, Ngo Okpala Community, Owerri Imo State.

Max Assets Estate Features include;
❗️Perimeter Fencing
❗️Good Road Network
❗️Gardens and landscaping
❗️Prompt Allocation
❗️Security

Landmarks
📍 10 mins drive to Imo Airport
📍 10 mins drive to Owerri Town

Book your Inspection today and say yes to this opportunity!

*35% OFF!* *FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY* , you can secure a plot in peridot Owerri for *2M naira only.* Peridot Owerri is l...
06/09/2022

*35% OFF!*

*FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY* , you can secure a plot in peridot Owerri for *2M naira only.*

Peridot Owerri is located at Umuagwo Along Owerri – Port, Imo State, one of the developing towns in IMO state. This property comes with a Registered Survey and Deed of Assignment.

With a deposit of *50K* , you can secure a plot in peridot Owerri and balance spread across in 6months with no extra interest.

The Peridot Owerri has the following *Estate Features* :

⚡Gardens and Landscaping
⚡Good Drainage
⚡Good Road Network
⚡Gated and Secured Environment
⚡Street Lights

*Landmarks*

🚨University of Agriculture and Environmental Sciences, Umuagwo, Owerri

🚨Federal University of Technology Owerri

🚨5 mins drive to Obinze Barracks

Site Inspections take place Mondays to Saturdays 10 am and 12 noon.

*Take off point for Site* Inspection:
PWAN MAX OWERRI Office: No. 8 Wetheral Road, by Government House Roundabout, Opposite Sterling Bank, Owerri, Imo State.

Nigerians Ask INEC Nigeria To Include Candidates' Photos In Ballot PaperAdding his voice, a Catholic Priest, Fr Kelvin ...
23/07/2022

Nigerians Ask INEC Nigeria To Include Candidates' Photos In Ballot Paper

Adding his voice, a Catholic Priest, Fr Kelvin Ugwu wrote, “Dear INEC Nigeria,
Our ballot paper should be like this because in the true sense of it, it is actually the individual with his vice that we are voting for. All the elections conducted in Nigeria in the past, the ballot paper just carried only party logos. But it is not the party we vote that leads us after the elections but the individual. Almost all the countries in Africa has both the face, the name of the candidate, his/her running mate, and the party logo on their ballot papers. Please do this for Nigerians.”

Let this go viral till they change the ballot paper. We need to see face of who we are voting for those who can't remember part logo.

📷 Isah Ibrahim

09/07/2022

Real Estate can't be lost or taken, nor could at any point be out of control.
Bought with presence of mind, nor settled up on completely, and dealt with sensible consideration, it is about the most secure interest on the planet.

09/07/2022

May Allah Open The Doors Of Happiness And Prosperity For You.
Eid Mubarak To You And Your Family.

Enjoy A Blessed Time This Eid

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