Author Michael Official

Author Michael Official Writer ✍️|| Comedian 🤡 || Artist 🎤
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12/10/2024

Big shout out to my new rising fans! Emmanuel Valentine

12/10/2024

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Mohammed Øv Abj

24/08/2024

That is why i always tell people to desist
from alcohol. My neighbor got
Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good

If I made you smile pls bless my day with a follooow 🤭

24/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Miracle Ahmed, Florence Joshua

👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🛏️ COUPLE IN 🛏️ BED 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨Some nights ago, a wife noticed her husband wearing long-face as they were s...
07/07/2024

👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🛏️ COUPLE IN 🛏️ BED 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨

Some nights ago, a wife noticed her husband wearing long-face as they were sleeping. She was so much worried , thinking she could be the one that had offended him.
Then she started talking and asking to herself ( soliloquizing)[in her mind]👇

"Have I by any means offended my husband?"

"Is there any thing that I have done wrong that he's not telling?"

"Or is he seeing another woman?"

"Is he thinking of divorcing me...?"

"Am I no longer looking s*xiest to him anymore?"

"Is my fading start irritating him...?"

"Did he hear something bad about me ?"

"Does he think am cheating on him...? Oh no something I have never done ever since I married him "

"Is he thinking of getting another a second wife..?"

"Or is make-up no longer attracting him?"

"Is he thinking that I have become old and am no longer romantic..?"

(After asking all this in her mind, she decides to summon courage and ask her husband 👇)

"Honey...!! What happened that you are not talking to me..? Please talk to me have I done anything wrong?"

(The husband wakes up and turn towards her with his eyes 👀 looking reddish, angrily replied to her 👇)

"How on earth could Liverpool win Manchester united, when we have players like Rashford" 😂😅😅

Pls encourage me by follow ling up here 👉 Author Michael OffAuthor Michael Official lot if u're not following my profile
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07/07/2024

🙆 OH! 🙆MY 🙆 WIFE 🤰

Ever since my wife became pregnant, her behaviors totally changed. Every little thing she will rant (haaaa....). Even if I'm pleading with her, that even made it worse. I will cooked and bring it to her to eat, instead she will reject and request for another food. She will still reject the food she told me to cook after cooking it 🙆.

My brethren I have become an enemy of my wife. She doesn't want to talk nor see me with her eyes. But she has no choice cuz there's no staying with us, so we have been managing that way. This continued until one night she woke me up by the middle of the night, that she the baby wants to ëât; fresh guardeneggs, fried chicken, roasted rice 😅🙆 , maize that is not Cooked, neither roasted but it shouldn't be raw 😅🙆. And she said she wants water first so I asked her I should bring; cool, warm or hot water. My brothers and sisters this simple question sounds like a bomb to my wife's ears.

She nagged, quarrelled and called me as sorts of names to her satisfaction. Finally she said, I should bring both ( cool warm and hot water) that she will decide the one to use 🙆. Now she said the baby wants me to go to the army's barrack and bit all the armies there 🏃🙆.

Please someone should help me by acting like a soldier with coma fl**ge, so that I can bit him /her to satisfy my baby 😅

It is not easy to carry a baby in the womb for 9 months.
Please 🙏 men respect, care and love your wives. Treat them like an egg most especially the time they carrying a child in d womb. That task alone is not easy one.

I go down on my knees and pray to thee God, may you bless women in the world most especially those who went through delivering pains. Protect, keep and save the lives of those who are at the stage to put b2 birth. May they live longer to reap the fruit of their labor, in Jesus name I pray 🙏

With love 🥀🥀🌹🌹 . I love you all women. May you people live longer to reap the fruit of your labor.

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14/06/2024

May that Queen that carried you for nine (9) months, live long. 🤲

13/06/2024

Girls if you want to make it in life you need to fùck us😮.
Sorry I mean focus 🤦,this my keyboard don start again 🤦

13/06/2024

Hey!

Yes You🫵!

Your day is blessed🙏

08/03/2024

BETROTHED TO A FLIRT 👄
(Bound To Love 🖤
A S*x Maniac 💦💦)

Theme: Regret

“You are not entering this room with this bitch you brought to our house!” Laura yelled at Leo, who was fully drunk and holding a half naked lady in his other hand.
“Get out of my way Laura or I will do something you will never forget in a hurry” Leo threatened dragging the lady closer to him and before I could even say a word, he pushed me out of the door and made his way into the room.
“Leo!” I yelled in tears, though it was no longer a new thing.

Mom and Dad had forced me to get married to Leo just to get clear their debts from Leo's Father and to secure his connection. After I got to meet Leo, I never liked his arrogance though truth to be told he was handsome, cool and ofcourse rich but one thing that kept pondering on my mind was why his parents would want to force a wife on him.
I cried to my mummy that very night but she insisted that I must get married to Leo. My dad wasn't even giving it a rethink, he already concluded that I would marry Leo.

A night to our wedding, Leo chased me out of the room after he severally failed to have access to my body. I slept on the couch and woke up on a wedding morning to see Leo and a naked lady coming out from our bedroom🥲, that was the beginning of it all.

I wanted to run away from the wedding hall but my mum warned me that it would cost more than their lives if I'd run away.
I got married to Leo, a monster and a s*x addict; he treats ladies like trash, he f***s them and throw them out of his door repeatedly and he doesn't bring in a particular woman twice into this house.

After our wedding, we got home and I was very tired.
I went in to take my bath but on coming out, Leo was already sitted on the bed and he was was stark naked!
I was afraid, I haven't done this before and I wasn't ready for it yet.
I was still in shock before my towel and fell and I rushed to pick it, that was when Leo grabbed me… he threw me to the bed and forced him self on me, I begged him but he gave no listening ears; forcing his large d*ck into me.

Not just that, I turned to his s*x doll; Leo made live to me anytime and anywhere he wanted until one day…

Leo came back and on opening the door threw himself on me, I reached out to the lamp near me and hit him hard…

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14/02/2024

1. Females have magical powers! 🤗
They get wët without water...
They bleëd without injüry...🥲
They make boneless meat härd...🥹
They make men eat without coòking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me..😁😒😒🙄😂😂.

2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲

And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂

3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 💥💥💥😂😂😂

4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒

No, Nkechi! That’s a puppy!!!! 🙄😂😂😂

5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤‍🩹

Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC alone on your own without help 😒🙄😒😒😂😂

7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 😒😂😂😂

8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “Joshua”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 💥💥😒😂😂😂

9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you🥹... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭
I greet oo 😂😂😂

10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a follow from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏 @followers

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