Osi billions

11/08/2026

My wife did not take going to jail very well. She refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at whoever came near her, and smeared the walls with her f***s. We haven't played
Monopoly since!

11/08/2026

When a baby is born at the hospital, they are either a boy or a girl. There are no trans-kids. Stop pushing that bullsh't on this generation.

11/08/2026

You really gotta hand it to
"short people".

Mainly because they can't reach it.

10/08/2026

People say that drinking milk makes you stronger. Drink five 5 of milk and try to move a wall. Can't? Now drink 5 glasses of wine. The wall moves all by itself.

18/07/2026

27/06/2026

Omg

18/06/2026