Triple E Laz

01/08/2025

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12/01/2025

09/11/2024

the walls have ears 👂 😹😹

31/10/2024

31/10/2024

*Who is the funniest?*

1. A HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. 😂

2. AN IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.😳

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news news caster.😆

5. AN EBIRA nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..🥰

9. A NUPE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.🙈

10. A BISSAN man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.🫡

11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe. 😂

12. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like s**t, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na s**t ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.😳

13. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool city FM.

Fuel is been sold for almost 1,500 per liter now. Don't let depression or frustration kill your moral. Find time to laugh and smile small.
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21/10/2024

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21/10/2024

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17/09/2024

WISE QUOTES🥰🥰🥰🤝
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist🤗🤗

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret😁😁
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any
😊😊
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty 😎😎
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder🤝
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything🥱

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to nigeria😆😆
8. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry🚶🚶
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried aboki perfume before 🥱😂😪

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil iron beans 🤣🤣🙄
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly 😅🤣
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