Emperor Obinna

01/04/2026

It doesn't matter how long it takes
What matters is that you are progressing

20/03/2026

How To Stê@l Meāt Frm de pot
1. Enter the kitçhen, luk left and right if somebody is coming.
2. Check de pos!tion of de spoon how you met it so u will not make any míst@ke while lèâv!ng.
3. Open the pot gently. Don't let de c0ver dr0p or make any sound oh.
4. Count de meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. De l£ssér de meat, de more líkely for your Mom to d£teçt a mīss!ng pieçe. Take one if it is more bt if it is l£ss dan 5, just b!te dem. As in, use ur teeth to sl!m fít/shape them. B!te small from all de lúmps of meat so dat if they count it, it will still be de same numba den cover de pot sl0wly.
5. While eating de st0l£n pieçe, let ur ears be at alert to hear footsteps oh. Dn't let de soup st@ín ur cloth or touch anything in de kitçhen. If it does, quickly rúsh and wash that shirt to r£møve any tráces to u.🤷🏽‍♂️
6. After eating it, wash ur hand with soap and sm£ll it 5 times to know if it is still sm£ll!ng soup soup.🤷🏽‍♂️
7. Blôw h0t air from ur mouth to perçeive if it is smēlling soup.
8. Now lê@ve the kitçhen líke a saint
They won't teach u this in school, so don't fôrg£t to thank me for my kind gesture.
Teaching someone a special skill without Collecting môn£y is not easy🙄🙄🙄

08/03/2026

22 TYPES OF SÇ@MS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭
1. “Send me your CV” - Sç@m. 😯
2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sç@m.😅
3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sç@m 🙄
4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sç@m. 😒
5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sç@m.
6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sç@m. 😒
7. “Your vote counts” - Sç@m. 😂
8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sç@m. 😒😂
9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cōmpliçated” - Double Sç@m. 😂😂
10. “This is not a Sç@m” - Sç@m. 🙄😂
11. “Our school is the best” - Sç@m. 😒😂
12. “Come over I want to show you
something” - Sç@m. 😒😂
13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sç@m oo. 🙄😂
14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sç@m. 😂😂
15. “I’m with the boys” - Sç@m 😒😂
15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sç@m. 😕
16. “I saw you in my dr£āms giving you a ring” - Pure Sç@m. 😳😂
18. Babe: Let’s do a video call... 😇
Guy: Sørry my network is b@d, my battêry is lôw, my room is d@rk - Chief Sç@m 🙆‍♀️😂😂
19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sç@m 😒😂
20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sç@m. 😂😂
21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Sc@mmest Sç@m of them all. 😂😂
Bonus Sç@m!!!
22. “I have n£ver loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sç@m. 😳😂😂
🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

24/02/2026

Financial update

07/02/2026

30/01/2026

Just let me know oo

28/01/2026

Marry a man without teeth and he will never smile at another woman...... For more marriage counseling, contact me 😀😁