22/03/2024
Chioma has kīlled me🤦♂️🙆♂️
Fear girls 🤦♂️🚶
After Three months of breāking up with Chioma She finally called today .. I was quiet when she said hello.She began telling me she was sorry for how she treated me.. Then she said she called because..... She have been following all my Jokes daily.... That it always make her happy...
Then She made me āngry by calling me goat of comedy ..... I shouted how dāre you call me a gøat.. She replied in a childish tone... I don't mean it that way..... Then what do you mean I retorted..🙌
She said gøat means greatest of all time In comedy. Then I smiled Because I really loved the name..Thanks I said...You are highly welcome she replied... Then I blushed.. Are you going to drop more jokes this evening she asked.... Yes I will.... She ended the call happily. I grinned and shouted am a gøat.That same evening when my dad came back from work. I went to Meet him.. then I asked 🥰
Dad do you know that you are the father of a gøat.... He looked at me puzzled and asked what did you say..... I repeated dad do you know that you are the father of a gøat...... I was trying to tell him the full meaning of goat then I mistakenly said greatest of all thīef...... I was trying to remember the full meaning.. when I received five slap in a row gbo.. gbo gbo gbo gbooo.... I became dizzy I was trying to beg when I received 3 upper cut followed by 4 Superman punch.. I did not see mouth to cry.. I tried to Stand up but i couldn't.. as am talking to you am at University of Benin teaching hospital.... If you are coming to see me come with pap and milk because my teeth is remaining 2 and half...... Please stop calling me goat. Am not goat again.... And if you see Chioma tell her that God will pünish her..🤣🤣
