29/08/2025
From my box. 😂😂😂
Marriage in this generation don change o!
When I was dating my wife, she was the sweetest soul ever. Always “yes sir, no sir.” Every weekend, she would come over to wash my clothes, cook for me, and behave like the most well-mannered lady on earth. Honestly, I thought I had won a jackpot wife.
Fast forward to after we had our son everything changed. My wife shifted all her love to the baby. Imagine a woman feeding her child and at the same time saying “welcome baby” to me without even moving an inch. At night, instead of holding me, she would carry her “true love” (our son) and place him right in the middle of the bed like referee.
Three days ago ehn, I got angry. I wanted to enter honey p00t but she said “Shhh, baby is sleeping.” I vexed! Later, she cooked my favorite bitterleaf soup. I remembered how my father used to say he wouldn’t eat, and my mother would rush, beg, and cry. So I tried it too. She served me the soup, I refused to eat. I thought she would kneel down and beg. Guess what? My wife simply carried the food, entered the kitchen, locked it up, cleaned everywhere, carried her baby and went to sleep like a queen.
Me wey think say I dey punishhh her, na hunger dey punishh me. I later managed the apple and banana I bought and left on the dining table. If she had locked them inside the fridge ehn, na obituaryyyy una for read this morning. 🤣
I even dreamt that I was eating pounded yam and egusi… only to wake up and see madam smiling with her son:
“How was your night, baby?”
How you want make my night be? I just jejely apologized.
Abeg, where are the women of old that used to beg their husbands? These new generation wives no dey hear word again o! 😂😂😂
cc Rachael Joseph
