Broda Chris mike

01/09/2024

Na God Dey create but na ₦aira Marley Dey destroy😆😆😆😆😆

01/09/2024

Happy 1st sunday
With a new month blessing
From here😁

22/07/2024

You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed.
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅follow broda chris mike..4 more

06/06/2024

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride. You can add your own experience 😅😅😅
If I made you smile 😊
Please the least you could do is to also put a smile on my face by giving me a f0ll0w on my Page to encourage me😊😍... broda chris mike

23/08/2023

19/08/2023

Small brother 9ja😂😂😂

19/08/2023

Landlord eye Don red😂😂

19/08/2023

Complete this statement..... Am a ba_____🤣😂

06/08/2023

Sniper don kee person only son😂😂😂😂

01/08/2023

Mind who u call ur bro 🤔🤔😏🤣