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28/09/2025

You see that fat woman, she needs to be investigated. Imagine, she even removed her shoes ooooh 😂😂🏃🏃


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HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATUREA Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his cla...
27/09/2025

HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATURE

A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out
with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin without having s*x with her.

According to his claims during an interview he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.

During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and other VIP world TVs like Channels TV, he has this to say through his interpreter:
"Against popular beliefs, sagged breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and torn h***n does not also mean virginity is
lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin.

The only way to know a virgin is this:

When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impulse make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go on your way to the nearest INEC office to register for your voter's card.

Her virginity is none of your
business.

Go and register if you don't have voter's card.

A new Nigeria is POssible!

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27/09/2025

Police at it again.

This is a million dollars information.

Kudos to Nigeria Police Force 👍👏✔️



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Dear Almighty God, We rejoice in all you have done, are doing and will do! Your unfailing love and faithfulness fill us ...
27/09/2025

Dear Almighty God,
We rejoice in all you have done, are doing and will do! Your unfailing love and faithfulness fill us with joy.
We thank you for your promises, O Lord. You have given us an eternal hope so we rejoice today, tomorrow and forever, in Jesus' name. . .Amen 🙏

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Dear Scholastica, give me your number whenever I see cremenals, I will call you 👀😂🏃    We ARE Growing Sir P*e
26/09/2025

Dear Scholastica, give me your number whenever I see cremenals, I will call you 👀😂🏃


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17/09/2025

To become a pastor just dey hungry me, mana ya dibagodi sha 😂😂🏃🏃🏃

Video credit: Tiwa Ngadie media

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Do you know what happened here?Na Number 1 rule in the 48 laws of Power just played out! Nkem n' ole sef 😂🏃🏃🏃We ARE Grow...
17/09/2025

Do you know what happened here?
Na Number 1 rule in the 48 laws of Power just played out!

Nkem n' ole sef 😂🏃🏃🏃

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3 Benefits of Ci******es to Smokers.1.  Smokers don't grow old!2.  Smokers cannot be bitten by a dog!3.  Smokers can't b...
13/09/2025

3 Benefits of Ci******es to Smokers.

1. Smokers don't grow old!
2. Smokers cannot be bitten by a dog!
3. Smokers can't be attacked by thieves while sleeping!

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because, when their lungs are damaged, they have to walk with a stick every time. Dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3. Thieves can't break into the house of a smoker at night because, Smokers are always awake, coughing!

The choice is yours.



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Dear God,Grant us marriage without divorce. A spouse without untimely death. A healthy children without illness, and eno...
13/09/2025

Dear God,
Grant us marriage without divorce. A spouse without untimely death. A healthy children without illness, and enough finances to carry out our responsibilities...AMEN 🙏

Happy weekend!

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St. Carlo AcutisWhile it can sometimes seem as if saints are a thing of the bygone era, or that they do not have modern ...
07/09/2025

St. Carlo Acutis
While it can sometimes seem as if saints are a thing of the bygone era, or that they do not have modern interests and talents like ours, St. Carlo Acutis shows us that saints can be “normal” teenagers with extraordinary faith—even in the Internet age!

St. Carlo Acutis was born on May 3, 1991 in London to non-religious parents. However, much of his family was Catholic, and he was baptized a few weeks after his birth. Shortly after, he moved with his family to Milan, where his parents would work for family businesses. Since his parents worked, Carlo was often entrusted to the care of nannies or daycare centers. From a young age, he demonstrated an interest in Catholicism, and one of his babysitters would answer the questions he had about her faith.

From this young age, Carlo began showing extraordinary signs of devotion to Christ. When he was three years old, his grandfather died and appeared to him in a dream asking for prayers. Shortly after, Acutis put on his coat while his grandmother was watching him and asked to be taken to church so he could pray for his grandfather, who according to Carlo “had gone to see Jesus.”

Carlo’s mystifying faithfulness extended to ordinary situations, too. One time at daycare, some other children were bullying him. Thinking he was being too nice to them, a nanny tried to teach Carlo to set some boundaries so that the other children would not steal his toys. Carlo replied that “Jesus would not be happy if I lost my temper.”

After spending summer days at the beach, Carlo would join the older women of his local parish to pray the rosary. On walks to school, he would take time to learn the names of people working along the road and greet them personally every morning, from then on.

After his first communion at age seven, Acutis would frequently attend Mass to receive the Eucharist, and regularly went to Eucharistic Adoration. His faith—and his incessant questions—eventually brought his mother back to the faith. The Acutis household employed a Brahmin immigrant named Rajesh Mohur, whom Carlo befriended and later inspired to get baptized, too. Mohur’s friend and mother also converted after hearing Acutis speak about the faith.

As a teenager, Carlo loved reading and computer science, and he taught himself to code and play the saxophone. He enjoyed playing video games such as Halo, Super Mario, and Pokemon—but according to his mother, he exercised great discipline and only allowed himself to play video games for one hour each week in order to avoid addiction. At 12 years old, he became a catechist and began sharing his faith with his peers. He also showed interest in the lives of the saints, especially Francis of Assisi, Anthony of Padua, Francisco and Jacinta Marto, and Dominic Savio, and he was said to have a special devotion to both his guardian angel and St. Michael Archangel.

When Carlo was 14, his parish priest asked him to create a webpage for his parish in Milan. Then, a priest at his high school asked him to create a website to promote volunteering. For his work on the website, Carlo won a national competition called Sarai volontario, which translates to “You will be a volunteer.”

Following these successes, Carlo used his coding skills to create a website cataloguing every reported Eucharistic miracle in the world and maintain a list of Marian apparitions recognized by the Catholic Church. He launched the website in 2004, then worked on it for two more years before unveiling it publicly on October 4, 2006, the feast of St. Francis.

A few days earlier, however, Carlo had developed an inflammation of the throat. Doctors diagnosed him with parotitis, which is typically a mild infection, and dehydration. A few days later, his condition worsened, and by the next Sunday, he was too weak to get out of bed for Mass. He was brought to a clinic and diagnosed with acute promyelocytic leukemia, with little chance of recovery. He was transferred to intensive care, then to another hospital, for treatment.

Once during Carlo’s stay in the hospital, a nurse came to check in on him. His parents were sleeping beside him, so Carlo asked the nurse not to wake them because they were already tired and he did not want to worry them any more. He offered his suffering for Pope Benedict XVI and the Church, and when doctors treating him asked about the pain, he replied: “There are people who suffer much more than me.”

Carlo’s stay in the hospital was short. In his last words to her, Carlo said to his mother: “Mom, don’t be afraid. Since Jesus became a man, death has become the passage towards life, and we don’t need to flee it. Let us prepare ourselves to experience something extraordinary in the eternal life.” He then fell into a coma, and after a cerebral hemorrhage, he was pronounced brain dead. He died the next day on October 12, 2006, at the age of 15. Strangers attended his funeral, many of them young people who had abandoned the Church.

“Let us prepare ourselves to experience something extraordinary in the eternal life.”

St. Carlo Abutus

In 2012, the Archdiocese of Milan opened Carlo’s cause for canonization. Carlo was named a Servant of God in 2013. His last wish had been to be buried in Assisi, the home of St. Francis, and on April 6, 2019, his body was transferred there to its final resting place.

On the anniversary of Carlo’s death, a mother in Brazil whose son had a pancreatic congenital defect took her son to Mass, where a clothing relic of Carlo’s was being held. For days beforehand she had prayed a novena asking for Carlo’s intercession, and after Mass, her son kissed the relic asking for help not to throw up as much from his condition. Immediately following the Mass, he told his mother he felt healed and asked for solid foods when they returned home, despite having been on an all-liquid diet.

Pope Francis confirmed the miracle’s authenticity in 2020, leading to Carlo’s beatification. Then in 2022, a Costa Rican woman fell off her bike and suffered a brain hemorrhage. Doctors gave her a low chance of survival, but her mother visited the tomb of Carlo and prayed for his intercession to help her daughter. That same day, her daughter began to breathe without assistance and was able to walk the next day; all evidence of the hemorrhage simply disappeared. The miracle was again authenticated by Pope Francis, who announced Carlo’s canonization during the Jubilee of Teenagers in 2025.

Following Francis’ death, Pope Leo XIV officially canonized St. Carlo Acutis alongside St. Pier Giorgio Frassati on September 7, 2025. Together, the Church celebrates these two new saints for their encouraging example to young Christians.

St. Carlo Acutis, the Millennial saint—pray for us 🙏

Credit: Bishop Shanahan Bulletin

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This story is touching 💔Most people know me as Mr. Ibu’s adopted daughter. But what they don’t know is how that bond cam...
07/09/2025

This story is touching 💔

Most people know me as Mr. Ibu’s adopted daughter. But what they don’t know is how that bond came to be. My biological father was a soldier and a very close friend to Mr. Ibu. A brave man. But he passed away when I was still very young. That’s when Mr. Ibu stepped in — took me under his wing, raised me, loved me like I was his own blood.

He sent me to school, supported me, and when the time came, I travelled to Cyprus to further my studies. Life went on.

Then in 2020, I received a strange message on WhatsApp. It read, “Please, help… Daddy needs you.” At first, I thought it was a scam. But something inside me told me to check.

That’s when I discovered that Mr. Ibu had moved from Abuja to Lagos… and he was suffering. He had nothing — no support, no stable home. Sick, broke, and abandoned.

Every day, he begged me for money. And I sent what I could. Over and over. Until I got tired and asked, “What exactly is going on, Daddy?”

When I finally learned how sick he really was — and that nobody, not even family, was taking care of him — I booked a flight back to Nigeria immediately.

When I saw him, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was a shadow of the man I knew. Thin. Weak. Broken.

I took him straight to the hospital and cared for him like my own father.

And it was there, lying on that hospital bed, that he said something that shook me to my core.

He looked at me and whispered, “Jasmine… they want me dead. That’s the truth. They don’t care about me. They only want my properties. They’re waiting for me to die so they can take everything I worked for.”

He paused, looked away, and said with pain in his voice, “Even my wife — the woman I called my own — cheated on me. Jasmine, don’t let her come near me. I’ll never trust her again. Even if I die, know this: I never found peace in this world. Not in my marriage… not in my home.”

Those were his words. His truth. Not rumors. Not gossip.

The man who made the whole world laugh died with tears in his heart — not just from sickness, but from heartbreak, betrayal, and neglect.

I was the only one who stood by him when everyone else turned their backs.

So I ask you — where were those who claimed to love him? Why did they wait until his death to pretend?

Rest well, Mr. Ibu. Your laughter lives on. Your pain is no longer hidden.

If this story touched you, drop a candle 🕯️ for late Mr. Ibu.

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