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I used to see one of my Ogoni neighbor buy this particular fish every weekend. After preparing it he’ll use the pepper s...
10/08/2025

I used to see one of my Ogoni neighbor buy this particular fish every weekend.

After preparing it he’ll use the pepper soup to eat fufu, sometimes he’ll add a little offor and soup don set.

Brethren I decided to give it a try this weekend and guess what na okro soup I use am cook.

I won’t tell you the outcome of my experience ado mbôk if you never learn how to cook this particular fish and how to eat it pls don’t bother buying no matter how cheap it is sold cos na since yesterday I don dey open my mouth in front of mirror dey find bone to comot👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Nice development Mr Fact kudos
01/08/2025

Nice development Mr Fact kudos

Yesterday I was at a mechanic workshop to fix my vehicle and beside the workshop was one Aboki guy who is into banana bu...
31/07/2025

Yesterday I was at a mechanic workshop to fix my vehicle and beside the workshop was one Aboki guy who is into banana business.

After spraying some harmful chemicals on the bananas I saw him use carbide to cover them as shown in the second photo.

When I asked the mechanic about it he said “ah oga as you see am so by tomorrow the banana don ripe and dem go carry am waka dey sell for people”

I’m pretty sure this act of inducing banana with chemicals has a harmful side effect on people eating it but these Aboki people no really send your papa, all they want is the money….may God help us

23/07/2025

2 hours keh? bye bye mbôk 🤣🤣

I WENT TO A PUBLIC EATERY YESTERDAY to buy some snacks for my babe and on coming out I became pressed so I said lemme ju...
23/07/2025

I WENT TO A PUBLIC EATERY YESTERDAY to buy some snacks for my babe and on coming out I became pressed so I said lemme just use their restroom.

I was about entering when the cleaner in charge told me that I’d have to remove my sandals and use their slippers before I could enter.

I was like how?

My village mentality started telling me “Da amedo sure ke this people no wan collect your destiny?”

I thought about it for few seconds and concluded “which destiny seff them wan collect, the one wey I never use make money, abeg make I go house go p**s jare”

Shebi una see wetin Nigeria movie and ufõk akam don cause?
Every small innovation dey look like witchcraft🤣🤣🤣

I am TimJay

22/07/2025

Dear men, if you are dating a lady and you feel she is the right one for you to settle down with, please don’t let fear of money to hold you back, kindly open up to her about your genuine intentions as well as your financial strength.

You never can tell, the lady you think doesn’t have money to support you might actually have millions in her account cos while you assume she’s broke, she is also thinking you have money.

While dating my wife I only knew her to be an independent babe but I never knew she could financially support our wedding the way she did.

It happened one day after I opened up to her about my laid down plans for our marriage and the small money in my account, Omo the next day she invited me over to her place and on getting there she brought out a saving box in her wardrobe and said babe pls can you help me open this?

When I opened the box and counted all the money inside….behold it was close to half a million.

She asked me to go and deposit it in my account and use it to support our wedding arrangement.

From that experience I realized that the major reason ladies hold back from supporting their men financially is because they are scared you might not end up with them, but once they are convinced you’re there to stay…..bro e sure for you.

So baba stop forming Õkpõtõitiad in the relationship, don’t be ashamed to ask for assistance, open up to your babe about your genuine intentions and see the magic that follows.

I am TimJay

Earlier this morning my wife quarreled me for drinking my tea this way, insinuating that it looks irritating and childis...
22/07/2025

Earlier this morning my wife quarreled me for drinking my tea this way, insinuating that it looks irritating and childish.

Madam pls if this is a definition of childishness, let the childishness continue mbôk me seff I kukuma old👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Trending sign out photos
20/07/2025

Trending sign out photos

Yesterday I entered okada on my way back from work because of traffic jam.On arriving home I paid the man his money and ...
19/07/2025

Yesterday I entered okada on my way back from work because of traffic jam.

On arriving home I paid the man his money and thereafter told him “thank you very much sir”

The man was like “ah oga why you dey thank me naw, na you pay me money so na me suppose thank you”

At that point I had to explain to him that while on his bike, my safety was literally in his hands so saying thank you for bringing me home safely shows that I value his service and I respect his job.

In our society today we often feel that once we pay for something, the service no longer needs appreciation but that’s not true.

Even when you’ve paid a waiter for serving you food, thanking him doesn’t take away your prestige rather it shows that you were raised well.

17/07/2025

Who else never watch tribute to Buhari song🤣🤣

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