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13/01/2025

Laugh jhoor 😂

1. Me on Facebook
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Face to face::
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2. Stop playing hard to get and calm down.
Girls wey fine pass you dey act Blue Film.🙄
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3. A person who is capable of unplugging your phone at 3% to charge his own at 91% can kill you! Be wise.
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4. South Africans will start a joke with English and end it with zmfh hdkns jdjkn 😒😒
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5. Condom is for small boys, real men use sack, backo bag or Ghana must go. 😂😂
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6. Your prophet four bodyguards and you're using his sticker for protection,my friend think😒🤔
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7. Some girls are so funny...
You leave hairs in your armpits and shave your eyebrows.
What kind of farming system is that?😹😹
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8. The bond between ugly girls and big ass with big b***s cannot be broken 🖇️🔗
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9. Tall girls are naturally friendly, they apologize whenever they go wrong. But you see those 1.25 litre containers..??? Very stubborn.🤔🤔
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10. Nothing hurts than having boils on your two armpits.
Nobody will borrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man.
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11. Avoid ladies with waist beads and ankle chains ...
E get why!!!
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12. Toilet paper is for slim girls, fat girls should use CARDBOARDS and CALENDARS.🤪😹
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13. Some guys prefer slim ladies. They are easy to hide under bed in case of emergency🤣🤣
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14. Slim Girls scream during s*x 🍆🍑
Fat Girls use trumpet📯😩
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15.The way I'm seeing my self, if I marry, my wife will be giving birth every week 😑🥴
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16.Just because I cheated doesn't mean you have to cheat back.
Be a leader not a follower 🤨

17. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️ please share and follow thanks 😊

20/10/2024

Happy Sunday guyx

11/10/2024

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dīe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

Add yours

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10/10/2024

Breaking News 🌎🔥🔥

Peller will be hosting the Biggest UK 🇬🇧 Rapper Central Cee live on TikTok this October. From Olamide to Tiwa Savage and now Central Cee . The boy is gradually becoming Africa’s biggest Streamer 🔥

Where are those who said people will be tired of Him very soon ? Some even said he is not funny . When God wants to bless you , he doesn’t care about what people say .

Moral lesson : Hope Central Cee will understand his English

10/10/2024

Peller becomes the youngest man to see Tiwa’s Nyash

Over 50 million Nigerians shocked as the Queen of Afrobeats Tiwa Savage shows Peller her Nyash live on TikTok.

Tiwa savage took her skirt down to show Peller the tattoo on her Nyash .

Moral lesson : Tiwa is just a free soul

Pic Credit : Music Base Africa

10/10/2024

Make una try dey read well

10/10/2024

See peller eyes when Kizz Daniel hold Jarvis 😜😂😂 even after he don take permission

15/09/2024

15/08/2024

12/08/2024

My own point here is that a true man of God will not reply everything he sees or hear about him.
The guy Verydarkblackman only requested for nafdac number
Going Through an extend of sueing him in court is very bad and uncalled for.
I've seen a lot of people talk trásh about winners pastor, salvation ministries pastor and even RCCG pastor but u will never see them coming out to prove a point
Rather silent would have been the key.

Dear sir you see in this case
VDM has nothing to loose here
Sueing him shouldn't be an option
I'll plead with you to withdraw the court case you have with him
You are putting your church name at risk

I am not a lawyer but sir even a junior lawyer will disgrace you in court

Remember he purchased your miracle products worth 600k and he has tasted all of them and non worked according to him
And In this case Consumer's right will take over

02/07/2024

Is not easy to act movies
Hit likes please