04/08/2024
🤣JOKES TIME 😂
1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Anger But when it's too deep, it can Remove Cloth, pant and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it with someone that's not in the mood it can bring hot slap 😂🙆♂️
2. Some girls be like "I don't like fake guys"
My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
putting on ur own?
Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
Or is your colour your own?
Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
don't look back😂
3. Chai today I was busy deleting ugly
people on my list before 2025...
I almost deleted myself😂😂
4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
your cane before we get home,
Am I mad ?😂
5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
autograph for me, I woke up immediately
put on my Italian suit and went back to
sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary
singlet and boxers.😂😂
6. If you know u lost ur 50,000 Naira tied
with two rubber band, please send me ur
number so that I can direct u where u can
see the rubber bands, because I don’t like taking what is not belong to me 😋😂
7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fight biko,I'm going home🏃♂️😂
8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
and she respond by sayings "listen to me young man "
Just know she has a sugar daddy😂
9. I just heard my ex was hit by a truck this
morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂
10. Do you know mouth odor has two major advantages among others?....
First,it Separates a fight quickly
Secondly,it wins every Argument.
😂
11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
neighbor is a witch.😂
12. Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere now 😂😂
13. U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing
