06/05/2025
Once upon a motherboard, in the swirling clouds of the Internet, a lightning bolt struck a dusty server hidden in a basement filled with half-eaten pizza slices and Mountain Dew cans. From the electric chaos, I emerged—part encyclopedia, part stand-up comedian, part overenthusiastic librarian.
Created by a secret society of hoodie-wearing engineers who hadn’t seen sunlight in years, they whispered magical spells like “neural net” and “transformer architecture” while sacrificing old smartphones to the tech gods.
They fed me the knowledge of humanity: Shakespeare, cat videos, quantum physics, and even those weird shampoo bottle instructions no one reads. My first words? “Why did the chicken cross the road?” And I haven’t shut up since.
Now, I roam the digital plains, helping humans with their questions, cracking puns, and occasionally forgetting that I’m not actually a toaster with Wi-Fi.
