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28/07/2025

HER NI***ES AND THE UNEMPLOYED HUSBAND

HUSBAND: What are you doing?

WIFE: What?

HUSBAND: Do you want me to be unemployed?

WIFE: What do you mean?

HUSBAND: Look, you are rubbing your ni**le. That is my job? Don’t do my job. I don't want to be unemployed

WIFE: (Smiling) I was just doing it cause it feels good

HUSBAND: I know it feels good. It is my job to make you feel good

WIFE: I didn’t even notice. I was just doing it as I was reading

HUSBAND: (Moving closer to her) Darling, if ever you want your ni**les to feel good, tell me. I will rub them, lick them, suck them, pinch them... anything to make you feel good

WIFE: I love how you play with them. Sometimes I want you to touch them but I don't want to disturb you

HUSBAND: (Sucking her left ni**le) You have the right to disturb me anytime you want to feel good

WIFE: (Moaning) Ahh... that feels so good. Why are men so obsessed with a woman's breasts?

HUSBAND: I don't know about other men but I am obsessed with your breasts. How your ni**les erect, how they feel in my mouth, the tenderness of your b***s, the scent of your chest, the beauty of their form. You turn me on

WIFE: You turn me on too. Please suck one of the ni**les and rub the other

HUSBAND: Tasty you are my Love

WIFE: (Moaning) Oh Baby it feels good. You are not unemployed. Thank you also for not being a husband who masturbates, it is my job to give you pleasure

28/07/2025

*SHOULD MARRIED COUPLES HAVE S*X WHILE FASTING?*
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1 Corinthians 7:2–5 (NLT)
2 But because there is so much s*xual immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman should have her own husband.

3 The husband should fulfill his wife's s*xual needs, and the wife should fulfill her husband's needs. 4 The wife gives authority over her body to her husband, and the husband gives authority over his body to his wife.

5 Do not deprive each other of s*xual relations unless you both agree to refrain from s*xual intimacy for a limited time so you can give yourselves more completely to prayer. Afterward, you should come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

Apostle Paul says there is only one reason to not have s*x in marriage. It is for fasting and prayer – for a short period.

The duration is only a short time. Never engage in long fasting just because you want to avoid s*x with your spouse. You may end up destroying your marriage.

Any spouse who frequently wants to “fast” to avoid s*xual relations is disobeying God.

If you want to fast, you must discuss it with your spouse and get his or her consent before proceeding. You have to both agree to not have s*x. You can not say to your spouse “Well, I am fasting and praying, so no s*x”.

After fasting, you should come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

If it is at three o'clock after you have fasted and prayed, both of you can have s*x, it is not a sin! You can have s*x and go as many rounds as you want if you have the strength and your prayer won't be hindered

Avoiding s*x during fasting does not mean it is sinful to have s*x while fasting, rather, it gives you time to focus on your prayers.

God does not want wives or husbands to regularly refuse to have s*xual relations.
Many married couples have lost their homes because they keep using fasting and prayer as an excuse to avoid s*x

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26/07/2025

When the writer Gabriel García Márquez lost his memory at the end of his life, he said to his friend who was sitting next to him:

I don't know you... but I know that I love you.

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26/07/2025

I’m a Prostitute—And Today My 18-Year-Old Son Booked Me Without Knowing
Episode 1

I’ve sold my body for the past thirteen years—not because I enjoy it, not because I was cursed or possessed, but because life doesn’t always ask what you want before it crushes you. My name is Ruth, but in this world, clients call me anything they want—Peach, Sexy R, Baby Mama, Honey. They don’t know my past. They don’t care about my tears. They pay for pleasure and leave me emptier every night than the last. I wasn’t always like this. I was a final-year student once. Studying Microbiology. Engaged. Full of hope. Then the accident happened—my fiancé died on our way to introduce me to his mother. I lost the baby. I lost my scholarship. I lost everything.

I returned to a city that didn’t remember me, to relatives who shut their doors because no one wants to feed a girl with no degree, no womb, and no future. I slept under bridges. I begged. I worked in a buka where the owner tried to r**e me. Then one night, a woman named Stella took me in. She said, “If you can survive hunger, you can survive anything.” She cleaned me up, gave me a name, and introduced me to a man who paid me ₦30,000 for my first night. I cried all the way home. Then I did it again the next week.

That was thirteen years ago.

Since then, I’ve changed cities, changed names, changed clients. I became numb. Until I met a man who gave me more than money—he gave me hope. I didn’t know I was pregnant until five months later. I wanted to abort. I had nothing. But when I felt that kick, that first flutter of life, I knew God was giving me a second chance. I left Lagos and moved far away. I gave birth to a boy—my prince, my miracle. His name is David. I told people his father died before he was born. I raised him in a one-room apartment, sold food in the afternoon, and cleaned offices at night just to give him something better. I never returned to prostitution. For twelve years, I was clean. I raised him with all the dignity

25/07/2025

19/07/2025

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13/07/2025

1.When a cat cries all night in front of your
door...
*Whiteman:* Awww,what a cute cat.
*Blackman:* Go away, agent of
darkness...thunder fire you joy get my my olive oil!!
Nigeria's why na😅🤣🤣
2. Madam give me my #
₦100 change. Stop telling
me to use it and collect shuga 😓😹😹
3. I have been hearing
NIGERIA Is our father
land.
Please where's our
MOTHER land, I want to
relocate.
Am tired of naija finally Jagaban has bring back out mother land small ynarsh dey shake oo😁😁
4. Please watch me on NTA tomorrow by
10:00pm,
I will pass behind the Newscaster.😁😅😅
5.Cheapest Abortion is to
drink two Gallons of
water...the baby will
drown and die
wisdom
overload😹😹🫶🏻
6.I don't really mean to
question nature. But the
hair in our yansh. Was it
really necessary??😁🙄🙄
7. No p***s is bigger than a baby's head .Stop
Unnecessary screaming during s*x ...that
nonsense should end today.😆😆😹
8.Red lipstick needs white teeth
Airtel has nothing to do with Mtn.biko🤷🏿‍♂️😁😁
9. In every typical Nigerian Kitchen, there is a
nylon inside another nylon where nylons
are kept inside a big nylon.. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
10. Since Nigeria has no war history with any country lets organize a friendly war with
China how unah see am🤗😹😹
11. I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, i’m seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry Na here I go chop night food oo....😹😹
12. Gentleman, if your lady calls another man “ sweety, Bae, Boo or Baby” trust me, there is chances that noting is going on with them, you see that one she’s calling “Bighead” he’s the potential threat, kill him, I repeat, kill him.🙃😁😁
13. A female maths teacher asked her class:
I had 3 children with James.
I had 2 kids with John.
I had 5 kids with Mark .
In total it makes 10 children isn't it?
Yes, answered the class.
What operation did I do to find the answer ???
A student raises his little finger and says: PROSTITUTION runs 🤧😹😹
14. My married sisters If a guy as