Ekong Iniabasi

Ekong Iniabasi I'm gentle,adaptable, friendly,I love games and also good at solving puzzles

21/08/2025

Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was so
happy and decided to ask him.

DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in a long while. Any good news to share?

AKPOS: Dad, next year you wouldn't be buying any textbook, notebook or any study material.

DAD: That's my boy. Did you win a scholarship?

AKPOS: No! I'm repeating the same class again.

21/08/2025

AKPOS: Cynthia, tell me the truth! Who's the real father of this children and where does he live?

WIFE: You are darling! Why are you asking?

AKPOS: Every night I pass by their room, they always say, "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN

21/08/2025

✅MAKEUNA LAUGH JHOOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot’s cockpit, when he saw a book titled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1)😳

He opened the first (1st) page which said: “To start the engine, press the red button...”. He did so, and the airplane engine started...☺️

He was happy and opened the next page...:
“To get the airplane moving, press the blue button... ” He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...🤗
#

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page which said: “To let the airplane fly, please press the green button... ” He did so and the plane started to fly... 😁 #

He was excited...!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied, and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page... and page four (4) says; “To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!” 🙆‍♀️😳😂😂😂😂

*Moral Lesson*🥲

Never attempt anything without complete information

*Half Education is not only dangërous but destruçtive!!!* ✍️

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21/08/2025

I believe the best magic is neither in Merlin's nor Harry Potter's hands...

I was going out one fateful day and I needed some money to buy some stuff urgently! I asked
my mum for money. Although she's been giving me various excuses, she didn't hesitate this time, instead, she brought out the money.

I counted it and it was N35,000! I was very happy.

I showed off the newly wrapped notes, especially to my best friend. He asked me to lend him some amount of money promising to return it the next day. I refused to give him lying to him that it was for my school fees. He was annoyed but had no choice.

Whilst counting the money, my crush, a beautiful light skinned girl, walked up to me asking me to lend her some of the money saying she couldn't tell me the exact time she would return it.

Without hesitating, I handed over everything to her!

Immediately she left, I started crying because I never knew how I happened to give her the
money.

Isn't that Magic?!

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21/08/2025

One day I was in a bus where I saw a beautiful girl and me trying to impress her I took out my phone and started doing a fake call saying
Mum am on my way coming, the Lexus GX 570 the driver brought to carry me from prep class the tyre got deflated and he called musa to bring the G-wagon or the Mercedes but unfortunately he did not answer his call so I decided to call an Uber or book a bolt but I found out I have reached my limit for transfers or withdrawal so the driver gave me some change to enter a public transport and feeling so uncomfortable here,with the heat,noise and the rest of it. Am 2km away from home so please I would like to eat Chinese jollof rice and please do not forget to put my favorite part of chicken served with a chilled orange juice. Alright mum bye,love you 💋💋💋.
After finishing my fake call I think say she don dey fall for me before I know she say oga take your battery it went out of your pocket before making the call sharp sharp I collect the battery tell the conductor I don reach I no dey go again I say shame wan finish me.

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21/08/2025

🤣 JOKES 😂

1. STOP smoking weeds before going to a wedding. A guy was asking me today at a wedding ceremony if the body has arrived?😂

2. Nobódy keeps in tóuch than a Girl you promise to send her money,
she can even appéar in your dréam to rémind you of the Promise.

3. The Day My Crush Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭

4.On the Day Of my Wedding, Nobódy will be allowed to take móre than two plates, Once you Have taken your food, They'll Márk your Face with Sóldering Irón.

5. Even if 9mobile open church, let me tell you.. service no go dey😅😅😅😅

6. I make a funny post.
He commented on my post!
She replied 2 his comment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fall in luv with my post, so I deleted it😏🙄🚶🚶🤪

7. So because you are cooking Jollof rice and chicken i cannot knock to tell you am the one that removed your cloth from rain.😎🙄🙄🙄

8. Those people that eat dinner by 6pm and remain comfortable till day break, please how do you guys manage to do it ooo?

9. Vaseline was just a cream before, until worldly people started using it to make a way where there is no way😔😔😔😹😹

10. I have Finally Confessed My Feelings to Precious, she Replied the Löve Chats, With "LOL!!"

Precious, I swr ☝️, there shall be LOL in your Life! 😩🥹🥲

11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cold water,
and Mami water

Lobatan🙅🙅

12. "Life is like a Föwl Shìt....the more You Match it .....The more you ..."

Wò, Precious, I can't Motivate you again jare!!

If you want to Give üp, Abeg Give Ùp!!!!

Cùtie💋, I might Not Have Müch in Life, YEAH I KNOW, But at Least, I'm always Happy When I Just see You Smîle, The Joy use to Arise in me so Much!!

Can I Just Get A Follow From you, Please I'm Bégging you, Just A Follow on my pages below 😭🙏👇👇👇
Iniabasi Ekong

24/11/2024

Happy Sunday to you all

23/09/2024

Everytime I sleep I hear voices telling me things. Do you know what does voices tells me, It tells me that Omah Stanley Didia officially known as omah lay has great talent

21/09/2024

omah lay is just different from other musicians because he do his things in different ways and his songs makes me feel emotional, it can make me remember the past, so I love him.
OMAH LAY

16/09/2024

In life always learn from the mistakes of other people so you won't face the same problem with them........

In everything you do always believe that no is better than. For me I believe no one is better than me because I do...
16/09/2024

In everything you do always believe that no is better than. For me I believe no one is better than me because I do my things in different realms

Happy birthday to my precious diamond, I pray that God should continue bless and keep watch over you all the days of you...
15/09/2024

Happy birthday to my precious diamond, I pray that God should continue bless and keep watch over you all the days of your life

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