FAMILY AND COMMUNITY LIFE RE-ORIENTATION / MDGs

22/02/2026

Marriage!

08/02/2026

What happens to the blood during Embalming🤔?

When we embalm, we actually drain the blood out completely. Yes! 😲

We replace it with a preservative fluid known as Formaldehyde (Formalin) that firms up the muscles to keep the body looking natural and to stop it from changing color. 😲

It’s more like fixing the tissue in place so the person looks peaceful for their family.

Just Imagine that the human body is like a beautiful House, and the blood is like the water running through the pipes.

When a person d!es, the (heart) which pumps blood stops working, and the water in the pipes starts to get old and messy.🥲

If we leave it there, the house won't stay beautiful for very long time.

An Embalmers job is like a very special kind of 'House cleaning'

In most Mogue, they use a special machine that acts like a temporary Heart,🫀

the clean preservative fluid (Formalin) goes inside through the pipe and pushes the old, tired blood out through a different pipe. 😌

We don't keep the old blood, it goes away safely, just like when you wash dirt off your hands and it goes down the drain.

The Formalin is like a shield that stays inside to keep the person's skin looking soft and peaceful,

So their family can see them one last time and remember them just as they were when they were happy.😊🥲

Someone will ask again,
Why can't we just leave the blood inside?
Blood is mostly water.💦
If it stays inside after the heart stops, it pools and turns the skin dark blue or purple. Removing it is the only way to make the person look natural and healthy for the funeral service. 🤷😌

25/12/2025

13/10/2025

The Power of Saying "SORRY" in Marriage...

12/10/2025

Priortize your life above any other things. Only healthy relationship guarantees continuous living and existence.
This case is a lesson for all marriages....

19/04/2025

16/04/2025

Family Planning Process...

22/03/2025

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meetings
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.

23/02/2025

Why you should not marry Ashawo

Asshawo 33+ vvomen sl€eps with 10-15 different men daily, Let's assume she has been doing this 15 years and she started at the age of 20 but now she's 35, bring out your calculators let's calculate;

We will be using simultaneous Equations, Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude, Algebra, Law of Motion in Physics, Mode, Almighty Formula to calculate her body counts (pe**le mileage).

15 men daily x 30 days in a month = 450 men monthly. (15×30)
450 men monthly × 12 months in a year = 5400 men annually. (450×12)
5400 men annually × 15 years in service. (5400×15)
= 81,000 Body counts.

Now lets assume each men did 2 rounds each, then, if I apply Margin of Error to each rounds, you can agree with me that each rounds last a minimum of 500 thrusts before the man could cm in each rounds.

1 man
2 rounds = 1000 thrusts

So since it takes 1 man to go 1000 thrusts in 2 rounds, how many thrusts will it takes 81,000 men in same 2 rounds?

The previous calculations was just with BODMAS, we will be calculating this with Quadratic Equation, Mean, Median, Ohms Law, Boyles Law, Charles Law, & some Further Maths formulars which have not yet been developed.

So bring out your scientific calculators, cuz one calculator might hang and ruin your calculations.

Now,

81,000 Body Counts = 162,000 rounds.

162,000 rounds × 500 thrusts in each rounds

= 81,000,000 Thrusts.

Brother, imagine the wear and tear?

Imagine the Law of Diminishing Marginal Productivity?

If she has used 81,000 men to train, what makes you think she can pairbond with you and that she can stick with you alone? What makes you think you can maintain the mileage?

Each different men has left a blueprint on/in her that you can't erase no matter the quality of erasers you use.

Their sizes, pe**le sizes, ferishes & idiosyncrasies deposited in her body and in her mind are incalculable. Even the Almighty Formula can no longer solve her pe**le mileage.

Why will you an Innocent Man try to solve it by marrying her? Did you quarrel with enjoying the good things in life? Even if it's your village pipo, why not rebuke it and tell them you deserve better?

Do you imagine the pai^n & traum^a?
Imagine the dama^ges you're causing to yourself?

Even if she was given to you for free, why not ask yourself "What have I done to deserve such massive discount"?

Why you brother?

If you like go and marry ashawo vvoman indiscov won't stop you. You can take this gospel or leave it nobody will force you but remember there's never a happy ending for simps, don't be a simp because you will learn the hard way like they always do.

Sermons over!