FAMILY AND COMMUNITY LIFE RE-ORIENTATION / MDGs

19/04/2025

16/04/2025

Family Planning Process...

13/04/2025

22/03/2025

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meetings
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.

23/02/2025

Why you should not marry Ashawo

Asshawo 33+ vvomen sl€eps with 10-15 different men daily, Let's assume she has been doing this 15 years and she started at the age of 20 but now she's 35, bring out your calculators let's calculate;

We will be using simultaneous Equations, Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude, Algebra, Law of Motion in Physics, Mode, Almighty Formula to calculate her body counts (pe**le mileage).

15 men daily x 30 days in a month = 450 men monthly. (15×30)
450 men monthly × 12 months in a year = 5400 men annually. (450×12)
5400 men annually × 15 years in service. (5400×15)
= 81,000 Body counts.

Now lets assume each men did 2 rounds each, then, if I apply Margin of Error to each rounds, you can agree with me that each rounds last a minimum of 500 thrusts before the man could cm in each rounds.

1 man
2 rounds = 1000 thrusts

So since it takes 1 man to go 1000 thrusts in 2 rounds, how many thrusts will it takes 81,000 men in same 2 rounds?

The previous calculations was just with BODMAS, we will be calculating this with Quadratic Equation, Mean, Median, Ohms Law, Boyles Law, Charles Law, & some Further Maths formulars which have not yet been developed.

So bring out your scientific calculators, cuz one calculator might hang and ruin your calculations.

Now,

81,000 Body Counts = 162,000 rounds.

162,000 rounds × 500 thrusts in each rounds

= 81,000,000 Thrusts.

Brother, imagine the wear and tear?

Imagine the Law of Diminishing Marginal Productivity?

If she has used 81,000 men to train, what makes you think she can pairbond with you and that she can stick with you alone? What makes you think you can maintain the mileage?

Each different men has left a blueprint on/in her that you can't erase no matter the quality of erasers you use.

Their sizes, pe**le sizes, ferishes & idiosyncrasies deposited in her body and in her mind are incalculable. Even the Almighty Formula can no longer solve her pe**le mileage.

Why will you an Innocent Man try to solve it by marrying her? Did you quarrel with enjoying the good things in life? Even if it's your village pipo, why not rebuke it and tell them you deserve better?

Do you imagine the pai^n & traum^a?
Imagine the dama^ges you're causing to yourself?

Even if she was given to you for free, why not ask yourself "What have I done to deserve such massive discount"?

Why you brother?

If you like go and marry ashawo vvoman indiscov won't stop you. You can take this gospel or leave it nobody will force you but remember there's never a happy ending for simps, don't be a simp because you will learn the hard way like they always do.

Sermons over!

04/02/2025

Tiwa Savage and her ex-husband coming back together after six years of being divorced should tell you a lot about what men can really do for love.

They got married in 2013 but divorced in 2018 when Tiwa Savage's husband accused her of cheating. After their divorce, Tiwa Savage dated several other men, but those relationships didn't end well at all.

She even said it herself that one thing she regrets the most was divorcing her husband because of the men who came after her when she got really famous.

Tiwa didn't get married after divorcing Teebillz but dated several other men, and even got her knacking video leaked.

Today, they have settled everything and are reportedly back together! Teebillz didn't think about the men Tiwa dated after their divorce; he thought about the value Tiwa had in his life and their son Jamil, then decided to settle things and take her back as a partner.

When Tiwa Savage saw his message publicly asking her back on Instagram yesterday, she lowered her pride, took accountability for what happened to their relationship, and publicly apologized to her ex-husband.

In less than 24 hours, they fixed things and are now back together.

Tiwa who is now 44 years old is ten times richer than her ex-husband, but that video of her apologizing and telling her ex how much she loved him really touched me.

Men can forgive women for cheating, too. It just takes more time than it might for women.

We wish them a happy life and hope to see them remarry again. 😍♥️

This is a sign for you to go and fix things with your baby daddy if you want to be happy again!

02/02/2025

Tiwa Savage 🇳🇬: "If s*x was taken out of relationships, many of us women would realize we have little to offer. Ask yourself, beyond s*x, what else do you bring to a relationship"

"Now, if money was taken out of relationships, over 90% of women would not see a reason to stay.

We expect our men to take care of us, but we often bring no value other than s*x and it's time to change that mentality. Let's learn to be valuable in relationships. Pray for him when he's down, motivate him to work harder, listen to him and give him thoughtful advice."

What is your thoughts on this my beautiful female Afropreneurs…

PEACE ✌🏿

02/02/2025

Of all divorces wey I don see this January, na the seaman's own shock me.

I better hope it's a rumour. Haba, that woman don't deserve it at all. They are some sacrifices people make, you'll have to overlook their errors when they err.

What people don't understand in marriage is, your partner can't have it all, you'll have to accept their flaws too, as long as it's not harming anyone.

There are some people, once they leave you, you'll never come across their types again... because they are one in a billion.

I felt so bad for her. I remember crying while watching her fight for her husband's release on brekete family. Their story even trended ...

Uhmm, life is unpredictable not to talk of marriage. It's well.

Let's hope we marry the right person who won't take our goodness for granted and may we be the right person for them too. It takes two to...

24/01/2025

When a woman is below 24, the chances of getting married is over 75 %

When a woman is between 25 and 29
The chances of getting married is 50%

When a woman is 30 years , the chances of getting married is 25%

But

When a man is below 25 years, the chances of getting married is below 25%,

When a man is 25 to 29 years,
the chances of getting married is 60%

When a man is over 30 years the chances of getting married is 80%

When will Women understand this statistics?

Kings remember,

Men age like wine

While

Women age like milk.

31/12/2024

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE💨✔✔

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband☑
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband☑
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances☑
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meetings☑

5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend☑
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood☑
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband☑
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him☑
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly☑

10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time☑
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids☑
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments☑
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband☑
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves☑

15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband☑
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty☑
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her☑
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.☑

Greetings to all submissive Women🥰🥰🥰

A GOOD WOMAN BUILDS HER OWN MARRIAGE - Proverbs 31:10 - 31

08/12/2024

MARRIAGE Is Like A Shoe.

"MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life".

One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point, no matter how painful or how stressful it is. That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter.

Dear Singles, When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things:

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE : Do not look for the beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones. Look for the one that is your size. Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life's journey. It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

POSITION : All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for court shoes, laced up shoes, sport footwear, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult sizes. Know where to get your own shoe. Your size cannot be everywhere my brother, your type cannot be everywhere my sister. You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club. Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere. Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you. Discover yourself and define your values.

PERCEPTION : In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy. This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors and Relationship coaches). And most importantly to avoid much time wasting time, simply consult the SHOE MANUFACTURER to tell you your size (GOD ALMIGHTY ).

"You do not prepare for wedding, you prepare for marriage." Ladies these days get so motivated when they attend wedding and they will quickly want to say yes to that guy.

Wait!!! It is not just the wedding oh. The wedding is just one day. After the wedding WHAT NEXT?

Finally, it is not something you rush to the market and just pick a shoe because you like or can purchase it. Ask questions -Where is this shoe made from? (Background) -What's the size (Values) -How much (His/Her interest) -How long will it last (His/Her Character) -Who made it? (Is she/He of the same faith This is compatibility) -Will it match me? (This is whether he/she love you and will accept you the way you are)

Dear one, remember many are dragging their foot and they would hardly reach their destinies, many are feeling endless pains and wish they could pull off the shoes but no way!!! I have seen people with beautiful shoes and when they show you their foot, you will see scars.

Beloved, it is not about the physical, it is the size, you can't know the sizel from afar so come close, build a relationship first but remember 'you are not permitted to try it before you buy it'.

And for those who have purchased the wrong shoes, you can still make it your size again if you'd consult the manufacturer and let Him have His way in your marriage. God bless us all.
God bless your relationship 🙏

07/10/2024

WHO ENJOYS S*X MORE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:

Research suggests that both men and women can enjoy s*x immensely, but their experiences and preferences differ. Here's a balanced view:

_Similarities:_

1. Both men and women experience pleasure and satisfaction from s*x.
2. Oxytocin, dopamine, and endorphins are released during s*x, promoting bonding and enjoyment.
3. Emotional connection, intimacy, and communication enhance s*xual experience.

_Differences:_

1. Biological responses: Men typically experience faster arousal and or**sm, while women's responses may be more complex and influenced by emotional factors.

2. Sexual motivation: Men often prioritize physical satisfaction, while women emphasize emotional connection and intimacy.

3. Or**sm frequency: Studies suggest men or**sm more frequently than women during s*x.

_Gender-Specific Insights:_

Men:

1. Visual stimulation and physical attraction play significant roles.
2. Release of testosterone and dopamine drive libido.
3. Often prioritize pe*******on and or**sm.

Women:

1. Emotional connection, trust, and communication are vital.
2. Cl****al stimulation and foreplay increase pleasure.
3. May prioritize intimacy and emotional fulfillment.

_Important Notes:_

1. Individual preferences vary greatly.
2. Communication and mutual understanding are essential.
3. Societal and cultural influences shape s*xual experiences.

Remember:

1. Sexual enjoyment is subjective and personal.
2. Communication and empathy are key.
3. Mutual respect and understanding enhance s*xual experiences.