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AKWA IBOM GROUPS PLAN TWO MILLION MAN MARCH FOR OBI, KWANKWASOA coalition of political groups in Akwa Ibom State has ann...
14/10/2026

AKWA IBOM GROUPS PLAN TWO MILLION MAN MARCH FOR OBI, KWANKWASO

A coalition of political groups in Akwa Ibom State has announced plans to hold a two million man march in support of Peter Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso ahead of the 2027 general elections.

The march is scheduled for Saturday, October 24, 2026, by 9am, at Water Fountain, Nwaniba Road, Uyo.

The event, according to a campaign poster circulated by the organisers, is being promoted by the NDC, Obi Movement, Village Boys Movement, and other support groups.

The march is expected to demonstrate support for the proposed Obi/Kwankwaso political project ahead of the 2027 elections.

SENATE ADVANCES BILL TO DECRIMINALISE ATTEMPTED SU***DE IN NIGERIA.The Senate on Tuesday passed for second reading a bil...
14/10/2026

SENATE ADVANCES BILL TO DECRIMINALISE ATTEMPTED SU***DE IN NIGERIA.

The Senate on Tuesday passed for second reading a bill seeking to decriminalise attempted su***de and establish a national framework for su***de prevention, rehabilitation and support.

The bill, sponsored by Senator Asuquo Ekpenyong (Cross River South), seeks to address contradictions in Nigeria’s legal framework. While the National Mental Health Act recognises attempted su***de as a psychiatric emergency requiring medical attention, Section 327 of the Criminal Code and Section 231 of the Penal Code still criminalise the act.

Leading debate on the bill, Senator Ekpenyong said the existing provisions discourage persons experiencing psychological distress from seeking timely help and compel families to conceal attempts for fear of prosecution and stigma.

“At the heart of this bill is a simple question: when a Nigerian survives a su***de attempt, should the first response of the state be prosecution or protection?” he asked.

He said su***de is a complex public health challenge that requires a coordinated response involving health professionals, government institutions, families and communities, noting that continued criminalisation undermines data collection and prevention efforts.

The proposed legislation seeks to replace imprisonment with mandatory medical assessment, referral, treatment and follow-up support for survivors. It also provides for crisis intervention helplines, specialised training for police officers, teachers and healthcare workers, public enlightenment programmes and a national data system to strengthen prevention efforts.

President of the Senate, Senator Godswill Akpabio, expressed reservations about outright decriminalisation, maintaining that removing penalties could inadvertently encourage the act. He stressed the need to carefully consider the wider legal and societal implications.

Akpabio observed that the matter involves provisions of both the Criminal Code and the Penal Code, making it necessary to involve State Houses of Assembly to avoid conflicts between federal and state laws. He called for a comprehensive public hearing to accommodate relevant stakeholders.

Following deliberations, the Senate referred the bill to its Committees on Judiciary and Health for further legislative work. The committees are expected to conduct a public hearing and examine the legal, medical and social implications before reporting back to the Senate.

In a statement, EmemMaria Ntedodom, Head of Information, Press and Public Relations in the Office of the President of the Senate, said the bill forms part of ongoing legislative efforts to strengthen Nigeria’s mental health framework and establish a coordinated national response to su***de prevention and rehabilitation.

14/10/2026

"My very good friend, Mr. Peter Obi, the master of bogus statistics and incoherent economic prescriptions. I respect Peter Obi, but he has gone beyond his mastery of philosophy to make bogus claims about winning the 2023 presidential election without a shred of evidence to buttress his assertion. This is called delusion of grandeur"

— Vice President Kashim Shettima

Historical image! In October 1972, Anthony Hanson, aka Bassey Akpan, was exēcüted by fïrīng squad alongside four other ã...
14/10/2026

Historical image! In October 1972, Anthony Hanson, aka Bassey Akpan, was exēcüted by fïrīng squad alongside four other ãrmed røbbers after they røbbed six people of £500 in Ibagwa village, in the South Eastern State.

In his final words to journalists, the 28-year-old robber left a message for his wife.

“Tell my dear wife to search through a corner in my bedroom. She should dig the ground closer to my bed where she will find a jug carefully cørked. She should remove the sum of £530 and use it for maintaining herself and my children,” he said.

The Nigerian Observer reported that about 30,000 people gathered to watch the gang’s exēcutīøn.

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14/10/2026

If you don’t deliver your state and the president wins, don’t say we have won. I told the Chief of Staff, if the President wins but you don’t win in Lagos, don’t say we have won.

- Wike, at the inauguration of APC 2027 Presidential Campaign Council

14/10/2026

Another counterfeit production plant uncovered by NAFDAC

14/10/2026

President Tinubu, First Lady, Shettima Joins Davido's Uncle Adeleke Showcasing their Dance style

OBOT AKARA VICE CHAIRMAN MARKS SECOND ANNIVERSARY, EMPOWERS SUPPORTERS AND RESIDENTSThe Vice Chairman of Obot Akara Loca...
13/10/2026

OBOT AKARA VICE CHAIRMAN MARKS SECOND ANNIVERSARY, EMPOWERS SUPPORTERS AND RESIDENTS

The Vice Chairman of Obot Akara Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, Hon. Mrs. Mercy Leo Okure, has celebrated her second anniversary in office by distributing household items to her supporters, community members and various associations.

The items distributed reportedly included rubber buckets, seasoning cubes, salt and detergent.

The celebration was an opportunity to appreciate her supporters and members of the community as she marked two years in office.

13/10/2026

“If you attempt to commit su!c!de, you better succeed, or we will send you to jail”

- Senate President, Akpabio

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