Yakubu Awwal

31/08/2026

What is this called in English?

27/08/2026

MY NEIGHBOUR AND HIS GIRLFRIEND FOUGHT FROM 3 A.M. 😭😂

My neighbour and his girlfriend have been fighting since around 3 a.m. this morning.

From my room, the only thing I kept hearing was the man shouting:

«“After everything I’ve done for you, this is what I deserve?”»

The girl would fire back:

«“What exactly did you do for me that is so special?”»

At that point, I knew this was not going to end with “I’m sorry, babe.” 😂

As soon as our compound gate was opened this morning, the girl rushed outside.

My neighbour followed her, collected her phone and bag, removed her wig and blocked her from leaving.

The girl started screaming.

Some of the guys outside gathered around and asked the funniest question:

“Are these things your property, or should we release the dog for you?” 😂😂

Omoh! The girl immediately knelt down and started begging.

My neighbour removed the SIM card from her phone, threw the SIM on the ground, and handed her ₦1,000 for transport.

She refused to take the money.

The man simply entered his apartment, locked the door and left everybody standing there.

As for me?

I quietly went back inside because, in this economy, free morning drama is one of the few luxuries still available to Nigerians. 😂😂

But honestly, relationships can be very complicated. When things get heated, it is better to walk away and cool down than allow an argument to turn into something worse.

Na who sabi wetin happen between them since 3 a.m.? 👀

27/08/2026

When Your Wife Says, “I Saw What You Liked”

Husband: “I just got a notification from the bank. You spent $500 on a bikini!”

Wife: “Yes. And?”

Husband: “$500?! That’s too expensive! And you used MY credit card!”

Wife: “Oh, that? Well, I noticed you liked a girl’s picture on Instagram. She was wearing that exact bikini.”

Husband: “So?”

Wife: “I figured since you liked the bikini so much, I should get one too. You can admire it properly when you see it on me.”

The husband paused.

Then he smiled and said:

“You’re absolutely right, my love. Money well spent. I’m sure it will look fantastic on you.
😂😂😂

Marriage is about communication, understanding… and knowing when NOT to argue with your wife. 🤣

26/08/2026

🐭 NO FOOD? THE RATS WILL BRING THEIR OWN! 😂

Do rats or mice leave a house when there is no food?

Not necessarily. In fact, sometimes they do something you would never expect.

A few years ago, we rented a house with a terrible mouse infestation.

I couldn't bring myself to kill the little creatures, so we used humane traps, caught them and released them far away from the house.

There was one kitchen drawer that became our “magic mouse drawer.” 😂

I would put a trap inside, close the drawer, and sometimes within five minutes—BOOM!—another mouse would be inside.

So I decided to remove every possible food source.

We started keeping ALL our food inside the refrigerator. There was practically nothing the mice could reach.

But they still refused to leave.

One day, I called an exterminator for a consultation and showed him the famous “magic mouse drawer.”

Inside the drawer was a towel.

When I lifted the towel, something fell out.

A bundle of dried rice.

I was shocked.

Because there was one tiny problem:

I DIDN’T HAVE RICE IN THE HOUSE.

The exterminator then explained something that took me a moment to understand.

According to him, when mice find a place they consider safe and comfortable, they may start bringing food into that location and storing it.

In other words, these little guys weren't waiting for me to feed them.

They had apparently been going out, finding food elsewhere, and bringing it back home! 😂

So if you think removing your food automatically means the mice will pack their bags and relocate…

My brother/sister, you may be underestimating your tenants.

They might already have a supply chain. 😂🐭

Sometimes, you don't have rats in your house because your house has food.

Your house has food because you have rats!

25/08/2026

Relationship goals

25/08/2026

25/08/2026

When she asks a question she really didn't want an answer to.

24/08/2026

DO MEN REALLY CARE ABOUT THIGH GAPS? 🤔

A young lady once asked me a very serious question:

“Do men actually care about thigh gaps?”

I laughed—not because her question was silly, but because sometimes we spend so much time worrying about one tiny part of our appearance that we forget the bigger picture.

The truth is, some men may find thigh gaps attractive. Some don't. And plenty of men simply don't care about them at all.

Attraction doesn't come with a checklist.

One person may notice your smile. Another may love your eyes. Someone else may be drawn to your confidence, your voice, your personality, or simply the way you carry yourself.

And here is something many women need to understand:

A thigh gap is largely influenced by genetics and bone structure.

Some naturally slim women will never have one, while some women will naturally have one without doing anything special. Your body isn't a project that must be redesigned just to satisfy somebody else's idea of beauty.

I'm not a doctor, but from what is generally known about human body structure, trying to diet or exercise specifically to create a particular thigh gap is not a reliable goal.

Sometimes, the healthiest thing you can do is stop fighting a perfectly normal part of yourself.

Eat properly. Exercise because you want to feel strong and energetic. Wear clothes you like. Take care of yourself.

And most importantly, stop measuring your worth by whether you have a particular body feature.

Because when someone genuinely finds you attractive, they are unlikely to be standing there thinking:

“Hmm… excellent smile, beautiful eyes, lovely personality… but let me bring out my measuring tape and inspect this thigh gap.” 😂

They see you, not a collection of body measurements.

So, ladies, if you have a thigh gap, fine.

If you don't have one, also fine.

Your beauty didn't start at the space between your thighs, and it certainly doesn't end there. ❤️.

What do you think—do people worry too much about body features that others barely notice?