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What do women bring to the table 🤣,Coming from bethran tvOne afternoon, a man and a lady were walking along a busy stree...
23/06/2026

What do women bring to the table 🤣,
Coming from bethran tv
One afternoon, a man and a lady were walking along a busy street.
As they walked, they passed a group of people discussing relationships.
The man suddenly turned to the lady and said,
"My dear, there is something I have been hearing for years."
The lady looked at him.
"What is it?"
The man said,
"People always talk about what men bring to the table. Men bring money, houses, cars, security, responsibility and many other things."
The lady nodded.
"Okay."
The man continued,
"But nobody talks about what women bring to the table."
The lady folded her arms.
"Go on."
The man smiled.
"So tell me, what do women bring to the table?"
The lady looked at him for a few seconds.
Then she smiled.
"Absolutely nothing."
The man nearly stumbled.
"What?!"
The lady nodded confidently.
"Absolutely nothing."
The man was shocked.
"What kind of answer is that?"
The lady laughed.
"You asked me a question and I answered it."
The man scratched his head.
"So women bring nothing?"
The lady replied,
"Exactly."
The man became excited.
"Aha! I knew it."
The lady raised her hand.
"Wait, let me finish."
The man stopped.
The lady continued,
"If women bring nothing to the table, then why are men always desperate to sit at the table with women?"
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The people nearby started laughing.
The man quickly replied,
"That's not the point."
The lady smiled.
"No, that's exactly the point."
The man tried again.
"So you're saying women bring nothing?"
The lady nodded.
"Yes."
The man smiled proudly.
"I knew it."
Then the lady delivered the second part.
"And that's why you should get married to your fellow man so both of you can bring something to the table."
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The street went silent.
The man's smile disappeared immediately.
"Eh?"
The lady continued.
"Since you believe women bring nothing, marry your fellow man."
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The bystanders burst into laughter.
One man selling roasted corn almost dropped his tray.
Another woman laughed so hard she had to sit down.
The man looked confused.
"My sister, that's not what I mean."
The lady replied,
"Then what do you mean?"
The man started stammering.
"I mean... I mean..."
The lady interrupted.
"You mean you want women around but you also want to pretend they contribute nothing?"
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The crowd shouted,
"Omo! Answer her!"
The man cleared his throat.
"Okay, maybe women bring some things."
The lady smiled.
"Like what?"
The man thought for a moment.
Then he said,
"They bring companionship."
The lady nodded.
"Good."
"They bring support."
"Excellent."
"They bring care."
"Wonderful."
"They bring love."
"Very good."
The lady then asked,
"So they don't bring absolutely nothing after all?"
The man scratched his head.
"I guess not."
The lady laughed.
"Exactly."
A little boy passing by overheard the conversation.
He looked at the man and said,
"Uncle, you nearly entered a trap."
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The crowd exploded with laughter.
The man looked at the boy.
"Who asked you?"
The boy replied,
"My mother said when women start smiling during an argument, danger is loading."
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Even the lady laughed.
The man shook his head.
"You people are impossible."
The lady smiled.
"No. We are just reminding you that relationships are partnerships."
The man nodded.
"Fair enough."
The lady then added,
"And besides, if everybody is busy bringing things to the table, who is bringing the food?"
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The crowd laughed again.
The man raised both hands.
"I surrender."
The lady smiled proudly.
"That's a wise decision."
The man sighed.
"I asked one simple question and received a full seminar."
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The lady replied,
"Next time ask a difficult question and you'll receive a university degree."
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The crowd clapped and cheered.
The man simply shook his head and walked away laughing.
As he left, he muttered,
"I came looking for an answer but ended up becoming the answer."
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Lesson: Relationships are not about competing over who brings more to the table. The strongest relationships happen when both people contribute in different ways and appreciate each other's value.
The End

6 Traits to Become a Respected Person:1. Don't complain: Keep your feelings to yourself. Do what you have to do and be h...
05/05/2026

6 Traits to Become a Respected Person:
1. Don't complain: Keep your feelings to yourself. Do what you have to do and be happy while doing it.

2. Believe in yourself: Even if others say you can't do something, trust yourself. Ignore what they think and go for it.

3. Say "sorry" when you're wrong: Everyone makes mistakes. When you make a mistake, acknowledge it quickly. This helps you learn better.

4- Make progress step by step: If you say you're going to do something, stick to it. Your reputation is important.

5. Control your emotions: Don't let your feelings get the better of you. Think clearly so others can see you as a guide. Stay calm and make good choices.

6. Help others find their purpose: Many people don't know what they want. Understand their needs and guide them in the right direction.

Thank you for reading. "Live with a purpose"

A woman and a man collide head-on in their cars. The impact is so great that both vehicles are completely destroyed, bu...
05/05/2026


A woman and a man collide head-on in their cars. The impact is so great that both vehicles are completely destroyed, but incredibly, neither driver is injured.

After getting out of their respective cars, the woman says:

“But look at what’s become of our cars!”

"And miraculously, we don't have a single scratch!"

"This must be a sign from God for us to get to know each other, to be friends, for the rest of our days."

The man, captivated by the woman's beauty, replies:

"Oh yes! I completely agree with you. This is a sign from God."

The woman continues:

"Look, another miracle. My car is completely destroyed, but this bottle of w**e didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it and celebrate our good fortune."

The man, completely in agreement, uncorks the bottle, makes a toast, and drinks half of it. Then, he hands it back to her so she can drink too.

The woman takes the bottle and puts the cap on it.

The man, puzzled, asks him:

"Aren't you going to drink?"

The woman replies:

"No, I prefer to wait for the traffic police to come and give us the breathalyzer test."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are and always will be more calculating than beautiful!!! And trusting men are and always will be their victims.

How to respect your self.1. Think before you speak: 80% of the value people attribute to you depends on your words.2. Av...
01/04/2026

How to respect your self.
1. Think before you speak: 80% of the value people attribute to you depends on your words.
2. Avoid relying too heavily on the generosity of others; do not take more than you give.
3. Stop chasing after those who aren't interested in you.
4. Say only the essentials; avoid superfluous explanations.
5. Respond directly to disrespect when it occurs.
6. Limit your visits to those who do not make the effort to visit you.
7. Standing up to shake hands is a sign of respect for oneself and for others.
8. Don't gossip about others.
9. Focus on achieving your own goals; devote yourself fully to your ambitions.
10. Cherish your time; don't waste it on things that are not useful to you.
11. Don't stay in relationships where you don't feel valued.
Invest in yourself; this will encourage others to invest in you as well

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゚viralシfypシ゚viralシ'The Farmer and the FoxOnce, a farmer went to the forest to gather firewood and witnessed something e...
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'The Farmer and the Fox

Once, a farmer went to the forest to gather firewood and witnessed something extraordinary. A fox had only two legs, yet it was happily dragging itself along.

"How does it survive when it can't even catch any prey?" the farmer wondered. Just then, he saw a lion approaching, carrying a kill in its jaws. All the animals scattered, and the farmer climbed a tree. He watched as the lion approached the fox. Instead of eating it, the lion affectionately left a portion of its kill for the fox and went away.

The next day, he saw the lion again, lovingly giving food to the fox before leaving. The farmer silently bowed to God in his heart for this wondrous sight. He realized that God provides for every creature He creates.

Knowing this, he too went to a secluded place and sat there quietly, waiting for food to come to him. Many days passed, but no one came. He was on the verge of death when he decided to return.

Then he met a wise sage. The sage gave him food and water, and the farmer fell at his feet, recounting the story of the fox. He said, "Maharaj, God showed mercy on that disabled fox, but I almost died; why did God become so cruel to me?"

The sage smiled, placing his hand on the farmer's head, and said, "You have become so foolish that you didn't understand God's message, and that's why you had to suffer this hardship. Why didn't you understand that God wanted you to be like the lion, the one who helps, not like the helpless fox?"

Moral:

Many times in our lives, we misunderstand things, interpreting them in the opposite way they should be understood. God has given each of us certain abilities that can make us great.

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