07/06/2025
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.if we wake up tomorrow and found out that the government has sold us to China. Please be calling me Shinfu
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Just because you got into university and you are in 100 level
You are now calling FuFu ๐ "Few Few"
You have insufficient problemssss ๐คฃ๐ค
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. Everytime I kill mosquito, I put it on a chair next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am๐๐๐
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. How African parents comment on their children's facebook photos.... "You're beautiful in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen ๐" ๐๐๐๐
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. I knew the economic state was worst when I heard someone pricing NEPA Bill...He was like " Bros abeg how much for low current"๐๐
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. You think say breakup between boyfriend and girlfriend na em pain pass? Has invigilator ever seated close to you in an exam hall๐คช๐๐
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. I hate when you say I don't know how to cook as if you have tested my hot water before ๐๐
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. I began to fear alcohol since the day I saw my neighbor spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator thinking that he's in the club, saying " this DJ go kรฎll person oo๐ฅด". When I off the generator, he asked me who sang the song? I come tell am say na Yamaha gen sing am, the guy say "Davido and wizkid suppose dey learn from this Yamaha gen o"๐๐๐๐
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