Biodun Washington

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I'm tired of pretending. What's this hole for?
20/04/2026

I'm tired of pretending. What's this hole for?

TV wey I borrow to watch football match my Pikins don break am 😳😳😭What should I do to them?
20/04/2026

TV wey I borrow to watch football match my Pikins don break am 😳😳😭

What should I do to them?

I carry OS last night, this morning she carry my IOS 😌😌😌
20/04/2026

I carry OS last night, this morning she carry my IOS 😌😌😌

Me: Angel gebu ,Abeg God Dey inside ?Angel gebu : he don go pease Me : Abi u fit borrow me 2k make I take chop breakfast...
20/04/2026

Me: Angel gebu ,Abeg God Dey inside ?
Angel gebu : he don go pease
Me : Abi u fit borrow me 2k make I take chop breakfast 👌🤣🤣

Make I go explain to God wetin dey do me, all these angels nor dey deliver my message well.
20/04/2026

Make I go explain to God wetin dey do me, all these angels nor dey deliver my message well.

Sing one song you know for him
20/04/2026

Sing one song you know for him

You wan collect bread on credit, you still dey ask if na today own. Healthy poor local man🤣 ゚
20/04/2026

You wan collect bread on credit, you still dey ask if na today own. Healthy poor local man🤣
゚

Make una no vex say I no quick post today.. Na station I dey since in the morning, my neighbor do mistàke born pikin wey...
20/04/2026

Make una no vex say I no quick post today.. Na station I dey since in the morning, my neighbor do mistàke born pikin wey resemblé mew vI carry ham go station
make she go explain 😌
゚

WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT? After I paid her school fees, bought handouts, data and iPhone 16 promax she is using present...
19/04/2026

WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

After I paid her school fees, bought handouts, data and iPhone 16 promax she is using presently… now I am not her level any longer ……Abeg give me back all my investment on you or wahala go happen here 😭😭

Moral lesson: Sponsor your future, not someone else’s future 😭

My wife gave birth to a future thiff, like mother like daughter😌😌
19/04/2026

My wife gave birth to a future thiff, like mother like daughter😌😌

I carry thiff go police station, police say 1 go pay 2k to open file, I tell them make them give me my thiff back. ...
19/04/2026

I carry thiff go police station, police say 1 go pay 2k to open file, I tell them make them give me my thiff back.

゚

“RESULT GONE WRONG ?? 😭💀”Doctor: (adjusts glasses) “Please sit down…”Patient: (already sitting) “I never stand up na…”...
19/04/2026

“RESULT GONE WRONG ?? 😭💀”

Doctor: (adjusts glasses)
“Please sit down…”

Patient: (already sitting)
“I never stand up na…”

Doctor:
“The result is ready.”

Patient: (confident)
“Na malaria abi typhoid… just give me drugs make I go.”

Doctor: (clears throat)
“Hmm… that’s not exactly—”

Patient:
“Doctor abeg no stress me, I get where I dey go.”

Doctor:
“Please… sit down properly.”

Patient: (now alert)
“After this grammar… wetin dey happen??”

Doctor hands over result.

[2 seconds silence… Patient reads… freezes… slowly stands up]

Doctor:
“Please sit down—”

Patient:
“AFTER THIS RESULT?? I FIT SLAP YOU JOIN!! 😭”

[Patient grabs chair, almost throws it]

Nurse rushes in:
“Ah ah! Wetin dey sup??”

Patient:
“I come check malaria, una dey check my entire destiny!! Who send una??” 😭

Doctor:
“Calm down, let’s explain—”

Patient:
“No explanation! Refund my blood first!!” 💀

[Patient starts pacing like a boxer]

Nurse:
“Oga abeg calm down—”

Patient:
“If I calm down now, na ambulance go carry person comot here!” 😭

PLS WHAT SHOULD I DO?😂👇🏽

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