22/03/2024
When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-
6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you!
12pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you
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6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?
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But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts such as these:-
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6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.
12pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!
6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me.
Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!
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But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-
Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN #.
MTN:-
Dear customer do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0 # this service costs N20!!!😃 😃
Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize.....
😃😃😃
