Somvic Concept Shows

19/06/2024

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU "MR. SOMVIC" 🎉🎊🍾🍷🥂

22/03/2024

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22/03/2024

When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you!

12pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you
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6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?
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But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts such as these:-
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6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!
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But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN #.

MTN:-
Dear customer do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0 # this service costs N20!!!😃 😃

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize.....

😃😃😃

23/07/2023

My Gee, don elevate to another stage ooo, watch this 👇

28/08/2022

Mosquitoe now prefer my phone to my skinny body, now I don slap sense comot from my phone 📱 😭😭.

20/08/2022

Not all couples enjoy their wedding night
Some argue till day break on how a cooler of jollof rice disappear at the reception😏..

13/08/2022

My brother, more Grace... E shook meoo

11/08/2022

This region is called "the bolokus"... 😂 😂 😂... This is the best way of teaching biology practical in our secondary education...

07/08/2022

CHILDREN OF TODAY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT IN OUR DAYS YOU COULD BE BEATEN FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bath.
35. When you bath too quickly
36. When you take too long to bath.
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.
42 Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.
43. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.
44. Giving salt or needle to neighbors without their permission.

And Some of the children that passed through this trainings behave responsible..

31/07/2022

OMG! Na this weather makes Adam no ask God "who is this beautiful creature", when he saw Eve in the garden... Rather he rushed and appraised her "this is my bone".... The weather was so intensified on him, such that his bedspread was so cold, his pillowcase was so cold, the floor of his room was also very cold, the wall of his house was very cold and everything around him was so cold. And our heavenly father (God) noticed the coldness of his son (Adam), and he called his Angels, and asked them "Is it good for a man to be alone?" and the angels answered and said "No my lord"... And Our heavenly father (God), because of the love he have for us (Man), he created another wonderful heater creature from a man, who was to be called "HEATER BOND". But Oga Adam was not that romantic enough and he mistakenly called her "WOMAN". that's why they behave like that (Moneybags) .. 😂 😂 😂!!! Abgi make una leave me alone, cold don enter my brain... Please where's my heater bond oooo🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ cold don kill your man o.. 😂 😂 😂

31/07/2022

Amen 🙏 and Amen 🙏!!!

Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa.......
His mother died while on crusade. Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa who raised the dead like drinking coke. He was in America when they sent a message that his mother is dead. He said "my mother can't die," because God did not tell me. The last time I checked in my spirit my mother was well. If God must take her, HE has to tell me. Put her on my bed when I return, I'll wake her.
They asked him, when are you coming back? he said, "10 days time". They told him, "she will smell". He insisted they should put her on his bed. "If she smells, its my room, put her there".
The first miracle for 10 days, the body did not smell. The color of the skin changed from black to ash, totally dead for 10 days. The Arch Bishop said, he's not coming back until he finishes his crusade. When he finished he's crusade, he landed in Benin airport and he said, "take me home".
They took him home, when he entered his room, he said, "Mama I am back, stand up and give me water to drink". Mama said, "my son, well come".
Today by the strength of this testimony, anything dead in your life is coming back to life in Jesus name.
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29/07/2022

Can Nigeria come back to normal again? Where #20 can buy tangible things in the market. 😢😕😭🇳🇬

24/07/2022

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

PETER OBI steps down

Reports reaching the entire Nigerian nation that the labour party presidential candidate (Peter Obi) steps down.

The reasons of him stepping down is still unknown but rumours has it that he stepped down from his car to buy 100 naira MTN recharge card and some roasted corn tower, Umuahia 🌽😅😜😜😜

With Mr Peter Obi, our economy shall be intact as no stone shall be left unturned..

God bless

Always Obidient..
Good morning.

13/07/2022

Now I want to teach you something..
When you ask someone "How are you doing" and he/She reply...
1). I'm fine.. (this person is not happy with you)
2). I'm fine, and you? (this person is extremely happy and caring for you)
3). I thank God o. (this person is not balance but passing through things)..
4). I thank God o, and you?. (this person is not balance and passing through things, but cares for you)..
5). Fine (this person is extremely angry 😡)..
Remember your teacher will not teach you this 👆..

05/07/2022

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Many of us today are fond of putting password/patterns on our phone which makes it difficult for someone to access it in the case of unfortunate situations like phone loss, sickness, accident or even death. But with this little knowledge I am going to share, perhaps we can save ourselves and the lives of others also.

STEP 1

When your phone is locked, it normally shows enter password. Under it, you will see emergency. Click on the emergency, then you will see emergency information. Click on the emergency information (2 times) You will see a pencil icon on your extreme right, click on it to edit.

STEP 2

Then enter the contacts you want to save as emergency. You can put as many contacts as possible but I advise you to save numbers of active people who know you very well (Family/friend).

Now these contacts you have saved can be called even when your phone is locked without entering your password.

NOTE:

To call a number under emergency, click on 'Emergency Call' and the numbers saved there will come up. You can call these numbers without unlocking the phone

A soul can be saved through this

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You never know, your single share can save somebody's life...

Thank you.

03/07/2022

We plenty wey no get money, so abgi no kill yourself ooo👈🍾

29/06/2022

Dear Youths..
Can you sit down and think about your 8 years ago experience with our ancestor's government or leadership...? I believe with you that it wasn't funny. Now listen to me very carefully, if because of our longer throat and love of money will then sell out our vote to our ancestors again, what will now be the faith of those that lost their lives during the End SARS protest. Remember if we fail the victims (the END SARS victims) for this coming election, nature will not forgive the youths.
What will now be your benefit after the protest of End Sars and bad government. I just want you think 🤔 . Don't sell your vote because of 10k,20k,50k, etc.👈
Message for the youths.