Somvic Concept Shows

08/04/2025

So finally Nigeria 🇳🇬 is now a comedy channel in Heaven... And God Almighty, makes it his favorite channel.. 😂 😂 😂

15/03/2025

19/06/2024

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU "MR. SOMVIC" 🎉🎊🍾🍷🥂

22/03/2024

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22/03/2024

When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you!

12pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you
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6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?
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But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts such as these:-
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6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!
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But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN #.

MTN:-
Dear customer do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0 # this service costs N20!!!😃 😃

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize.....

😃😃😃

23/07/2023

My Gee, don elevate to another stage ooo, watch this 👇

28/08/2022

Mosquitoe now prefer my phone to my skinny body, now I don slap sense comot from my phone 📱 😭😭.

20/08/2022

Not all couples enjoy their wedding night
Some argue till day break on how a cooler of jollof rice disappear at the reception😏..

13/08/2022

My brother, more Grace... E shook meoo

11/08/2022

This region is called "the bolokus"... 😂 😂 😂... This is the best way of teaching biology practical in our secondary education...

07/08/2022

CHILDREN OF TODAY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT IN OUR DAYS YOU COULD BE BEATEN FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bath.
35. When you bath too quickly
36. When you take too long to bath.
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.
42 Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.
43. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.
44. Giving salt or needle to neighbors without their permission.

And Some of the children that passed through this trainings behave responsible..

31/07/2022

OMG! Na this weather makes Adam no ask God "who is this beautiful creature", when he saw Eve in the garden... Rather he rushed and appraised her "this is my bone".... The weather was so intensified on him, such that his bedspread was so cold, his pillowcase was so cold, the floor of his room was also very cold, the wall of his house was very cold and everything around him was so cold. And our heavenly father (God) noticed the coldness of his son (Adam), and he called his Angels, and asked them "Is it good for a man to be alone?" and the angels answered and said "No my lord"... And Our heavenly father (God), because of the love he have for us (Man), he created another wonderful heater creature from a man, who was to be called "HEATER BOND". But Oga Adam was not that romantic enough and he mistakenly called her "WOMAN". that's why they behave like that (Moneybags) .. 😂 😂 😂!!! Abgi make una leave me alone, cold don enter my brain... Please where's my heater bond oooo🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ cold don kill your man o.. 😂 😂 😂