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  page # Laugh small ooo🤣🤣An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS  and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan offic...
06/06/2025

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An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow #5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a #30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a #5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the #5,000 and the interest, which comes to #150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ' #5,000'.
The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only #150.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
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    NBA Star, Lamar Odom is now homeless, Lamar Odom told to vacate LA home after 'failing to pay rent' despite earning ...
05/06/2025

NBA Star, Lamar Odom is now homeless, Lamar Odom told to vacate LA home after 'failing to pay rent' despite earning over $114MILLION in NBA career

Khloe’s Kardashian ex husband and Former NBA star and reality TV personality Lamar Odom has been evicted from his renting home for unpaid rent. He owes more than $45,000 in rent, according to documents The landlord, Executive Recovery Group. The landlord has filed a lawsuit since March, alleging Odom has not made any payments on his $15,000-month lease since signing a month-long agreement in December 2024. Lamar who had success and money before couldn’t handle, stay stable and sober. He looks ruined now.

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