Tealord (2026)

02/01/2026

When I was around 16 or 17 years old, I was already feeling myself like an adult.

My beards were sprouting like new yam tendrils, and deep down in my mind, I was already a man.

I was crushing on one Yoruba girl in our church. I don't get to see her often because she was in a boarding school in Ogun state, but I was still crushing on her.

The day her eldest sister did her wedding, I dressed to kill because I know I was gonna see my crush live and direct, and maybe, I might get to express my deep feelings for her.

So I dressed to keel! I wore an oversized PUMA shirt, Tommy Hilfiger shorts, a Nike canvas and topped it with a face cap. I was looking like a returnee fugitive from Alabama, but I choputas not. To me, I was the real gee.

When we got to the venue, I left my mother to sit with her fellow women, and I went to sit with the big boyz.

The wedding was classy. At the reception, assorted delicacies were served to the guests, but I noticed that the servers were avoiding the table were I sat with the supposedly big boyz.

I was yet to see my crush seff. I was just sitting down, minding my business and pretending not to be hungry when someone tapped me on the back.

I turned and it was mama Victor. This woman was holding fried turkey in her right hand and a bottle of coke tucked under her armpit. Before I could sat Jack, Iya mi used her teeth to cut the meat into two, shoved one portion into my hand, uncorked the bottle of coke with her teeth, drank half of it and passed the remaining one to me.

The moment I collected it from her, my eyes locked with my crush who happened to be passing at that time.

Holy s**t! Why now of all time? My steeze and composure reduced like a fallen pen!s.

My mum even asked her to tell the servers to bring something for me that I was hungry. She nodded and hurried off. I swear, I saw that smirk on her face.

Since I was hungry, I kukuma ate the meat and drank the half coke in shame.

My crush finally brought cold rice without a single meat for me. She said meat haff finished, and sashayed away.

My crush for her vanished immediately. With all my dressing? Damn you baby gurl! She no even fine seff. Na only bress and one small tiny hips wey she get, and I thought that was what confused me then.

Whenever I remember the mumu of that year, I just burst laugh. True true, the babe no notice me ooo. She no even rate me. All the crushing started and ended in my heart.

But why my mama disgrace me like that? She no know say I be big boy that year?

Did I tell her I was hungry?

Parents of those days seff!

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02/01/2026

A female fan saw me in her area last night, after we exchanged pleasantries, she pleaded I wait for her while she gets something inside for me.

So I waited.

She ran inside and came out with a cash of 2,000 naira stating that she has been saving that for the past few weeks so she can be the first person to gift me money in 2026 and as God would have it, I showed up in her area yesterday.

According to her, she tried calling the line on my page so she could request for my personal account number but it was not reachable.

From her body language, i could tell that she was doing it with all form of sincerity.

I never envisioned a stranger to think of me that way on the first day of the Year so I happily received her money, got her contact and went my way.

And interestingly, that was the first new year gift i got.

Since i got that money and returned, I have been thinking about her act. It’s disturbing me so badly.

What do you guys think?

02/01/2026

Just decided to take a stroll in the neighborhood, and I noticed a middle aged woman sitting down in front of an empty stall. Beside her is a tray of ripe plantains, some of them were already over riped and on the verge of getting spoilt.

I have unripe plantains at home, I bought them over a week ago, and it has been taking forever to ripen. In as much as I enjoy ripe fried plantains, I have an unusual craving for over riped fried plantains. You know that type that is too soft, and when you fry it, it starts gumming together.

Back to the woman, I noticed that she was sleeping in her sitting position. I cleared my throat, and she woke up. I greeted her and she replied.

"Good morning, good afternoon my brother." She tried to coordinate herself quickly,

I looked away and let her do her thing.

"Wetin you want buy?" I pointed to the over ripe plantains carefully tucked beneath the ripe ones.

She looked at me to be sure that I was in my right senses.

"That one don dey spoil. You no go like select from these ones?" I shook my head and insisted that I needed the over ripe ones.

She brought them out and I asked her the price. She told me and I paid for every gaddam over riped plantain on her tray. She was so thankful as if I did something unusual to her. She kept thanking me, and I felt a nudge to buy everything.

I asked her how much for all the plantains on her tray, and she stood up with excitement, counted the bunches and told me the price. I told her to pack everything for me, and she began to dance happily.

I added a little money to the price and told her it was for new year. You need to see how happy she was.

I was also happy to see her happy.

Now, I didn't leave the house because I wanted plantains, I left the house to stroll. The woman probably thought the over ripe and almost spoilt plantains was bad market, but that was what attracted me to her tray.

The point I am trying to make is that you should not write yourself off. You may not look like everyone else, but the people who knows your value must surely locate you.

You are valued!
You are esteemed!
You are loved!

Go through this year with this mentality.
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My name is Victor Firdance. I run a herbal company called VianceTea. We produce 36+ safe herbal teas and natural remedies for mankind. For more info, WhatsApp: 09071587096 🍃🪵🍂
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01/01/2026

There was a time when my dad used koboko to wipe my foot so I could wake up for morning devotion because I was always the last to wake up and you all will agree with me that early morning sleep is undeniably one of the best feelings in the world.

So that very morning after he wiped Victor Firdance to wake up, I was so angry and raging. But normally you no go fit beat your papa na.

I made a loud statement that I was going to leave the house that morning and go start my own life!

So I angrily sat up and was lackadaisical about the whole morning devotion.

I was boiling!

After devotion, I went fetching water at the well in another street and moved to see someone who knew a few about houses so I could move outta my father's house.

This was in Lagos.

When I met with the person, he could tell I was angry so he asked what the issue was so I just told him to get me one room to live that I want to pack out of my father's house that same day.

He looked at me from head to toe, smiled and asked me if I had eaten that morning and I said no.

When he mentioned the amount for one room, I suddenly realized that I wasn't really angry.

Angry at my father? No na.

So I went back home with shame and when my father asked me why I had not left his House, I told him this is my father's house that he should go to his own father's house.

I was so stubborn and I thank God for growth.

Tealord

01/01/2026

First of all, i want to thank God for keeping us alive to see the first day of 2026 and for His Love and Mercy, i say Thank You.

Secondly, I want to appreciate everyone's support over the years and trust me, this platform is NOTHING without you all. I pray for strength to entertain you guys more with my master piece this new year and to be able to pass out great knowledge to y'all.

So, we open this platform for the year 2026 in the name of God the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, AMEN!

Congratulations to all those that made it to the year 2026 and we will all see the end of it in good health, sound mind, love, peace, and abundance, Amen!

As a brand (VianceTea) we wish you all a Happy New Year!

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1st January 2026
Tealord

01/01/2026

One of my new year's resolution was that I won't take soda but sadly I drank one at 2am after returning from Church. Let me pretend as if I am yet to say it. 😅

31/12/2025

Happy New Year!

31/12/2025

As the year ends in a few hours, take out time to appreciate your maker for how far He has kept you all through out this year.

Do not focus on the failures and disappointments of 2025. If you think deep, you will realize that you have endured and survived what was actually meant to keel you.

There were unseen battles that could have taken your life, but God fought them for you. There are people who planned and executed evil, but God did not allow their evil enterprise to be manifested in your life.

You travelled and returned safely, you delivered your baby safely, you got married, got a job, got promoted, moved into your house, started a new business. Most importantly, your health is intact.

These and many more are enough reasons for you to thank God.

Count your blessings, name them one by one. Appreciation is application for more. This is a post where we can collectively thank God for his blessings in our lives this year.

Just mention one or more things that God has done for you and your family this year. We'll rejoice with you, and those who desire such blessings, can equally tap into it.

Let's go!

Victor Firdance

31/12/2025

Tell me why somebody will be planning to keel his friend just because the friend has money?

This one didn't happen last year, it happened on the 26th of December this year.

Kenz, a successful business man had just come into town and decided to chill with his friend before proceeding to the village for the new year celebration.

They went to a local bar to unwind. They were served their various preferred beer with bush meat, the second guy ate a little, said he had an urgent emergency to attend to and hurriedly left.

When he was gone, the waiter told Kenz that his friend, the one he came with, gave him 150 k to po!son Kenz drinks. He was shocked because he's their regular customer. Aside that, he cannot bring himself to commit such crime. He figured out that if he rejects the offer, another person may be willing to do the job, so he accepted, and they did as planned, which was for the friend to leave shortly after they have been served.

He begged Kenz to keep the matter to himself, and beware of that his friend. He showed him the money that he was paid to unalive him. He begged him to leave quietly.

Kenz rushed to my house that night shivering like an old woman. He couldn't believe himself. I took his phone and dialed that his friend who is also his secondary school classmate, but his number was switched off. He still left that night to lodge in an undisclosed hotel because he was too stricken with fear.

He never for once imagined that his classmate could have such negative intentions towards him.

This season and beyond, be careful of the people you dine and wine with.

That somebody is shinning teeth with you does not mean that they like you.

Anytime I think about it, I cringe in fear and disbelief.

Gbadokwe anya!
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My name is Victor Firdance. I run a herbal company called VianceTea. We produce 36+ safe herbal teas and natural remedies for mankind. For more info, WhatsApp: 09071587096 🍃🪵🍂
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Victor Firdance

30/12/2025

Hello Family,

I understand that things aren't going well for many now and I also understand the level at which some of you place me but please, I don't have money to give out now.

My inbox is filled with lots of monetary requests and I can't even respond to them.

2025 has been declared as my most challenging year since birth and if I want to focus on the challenges, I will happily comm!!t su!!c!!de so I can have peace of mind but I keep showing up here because I can't give up.

I keep showing up here because if I fail, it will affect destines attached to my existence.

So please, to all those that are looking up to me for financial assistance, I am sorry I cannot be of help right now. A lot is on my table to clear that demands finances and 2025/2026 is completely out of it.

This is why I also shut down "Victor Firdance foundation" activities for the past months.

Do not feel bad over your message being ignored, I just can't help you right now.

When things get better, you will see it reflect here and I will share my 2025 struggles.

Forget about how I come here to make you guys laugh, I am also going through the wilderness.

For now, read and learn from my space where you can and also buy any of our 36 products as a form of support if you can.

I love you.

Victor Firdance

30/12/2025

I was driving out this morning, when my phone rang. I checked, and it was my immigration madam so I parked to pick the call because It was going to be a long call.

I was in the car for over fifteen minutes speaking with her when I saw a young girl of about fourteen years old sitting by the gate of one of the houses around, she was crying bitterly. When I ended the call, I went to where she was sitting and asked her what the problem was.

She said she mistakenly broke a china ware, and her madam drove her out of the house.

I took a closer look at her, and she was bleeding on her feet. What happened to your legs?

"My madam flung the broken plate at me and as I tried to run away, it hit my leg."

"Can I go in and beg on your behalf."

"Aaahh! Brother, nooo! She go beat me join if anybody beg her for me."

I was just there, thinking all that girl could probably be going through. I know it is wrong of her to have broken the China ware, but mistakes happen. If it were to be any of the woman's children that broke the plate, will she drive her own child out?

I was still contemplating whether to knock or not, when the gate flung open, and two women and some children walked out. The poor girl ran off immediately. I had to step in, and begged them to speak to the madam of the house to forgive the poor girl.

They all pretended to look surprise and unaware of what happened. As I was still talking, another woman stepped out, and began to shout, calling the poor girl who was already running to the road. I almost knelt down to beg her to pardon the girl. She later asked her to enter the house, and she ran in fearfully.

Only God knows the amount of labour that child has done this Christmas period. From washing to cleaning, etc.

Yet, she's been treated like s**t because of china ware.

Life is already hard, let's not make it harder for others. Tomorrow is pregnant.
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My name is Victor Firdance. I run a herbal company called VianceTea. We produce 36+ safe herbal teas and natural remedies for mankind. For more info, WhatsApp: 09071587096 🍃🪵🍂
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Victor Firdance

30/12/2025

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