Tealord (2025)

15/07/2025

CONTINUATION….

Being that her ass was massive, I started plotting on how to remove the POP of the house.

I calculated it in my head. If I could remove the POP of the house and fix it back in her presence that will be two weeks or three weeks' work straight. That means the beautiful caretaker would be with me for three weeks while the work will be ongoing.

I called her on the phone instantly.

She picked up the call.

"Victor, what have you destroyed?"

"I have not destroyed anything yet. But I am planning to."

She laughed.

"Why do you want to?"

"Because I like you. I like everything about you. The way you appear, the way you carry yourself. I like your figure. I like your zeal and passion. In my life, I have never seen a caretaker who is a female. This is my first time."

She laughed.

"Victor Firdance, tell me the truth. Do you like me or are you just after my big Ass?"

"Ass? Never. What is ass?"

"Tell me the truth."

I swallowed saliva. The truth was that she was fine. She was the perfect woman I had dreamed of having. She was the kind of woman I had been searching for for years until I moved into that compound and found her. I was attracted to her big ikebe and I envisioned myself resting on it. Resting my head there and smiling to myself.

As I was thinking of what to tell her she echoed through the phone.

"I am waiting."

"Well, the truth is that no man will see a woman like you and not go crazy. You have a big behind. Very massive. And that was what first attracted me to you before I started seeing other aspects of you that I like."

She laughed.

"I like you for one thing. You are willing to do anything to get me and you are very open about it."

"I am, caretaker."

"Is that why you want to purposely break and destroy things so that I can be there with you while you fix it?"

I gulped down saliva.

"Yes."

"So what is your master plan now if I refuse to grant your wish?"

"I plan to remove the ceiling and the roof of the house. That way, you will end up spending two to three weeks with me fixing the house together while I spend time with you."

She shouted.

"You want to remove the Landlord's roof and POP?"

"Yes."

"Because of a woman's bu**um."

"It is more than just bu**um, caretaker. It is life."

"So after removing the POP and roof what's next?"

"I will fix it."

"Do you know that will cost you money?"

"If it gets you to stay with me I don't mind (Lines to catch woman been dey flow 🌝)."

She laughed.

"Please o... Wait first. Before you spend all that money, come and take me out. I will spend a day with you if you spend that money on me. Don't eat it. Take me out."

I thought about it for a while and decided to take her out as she requested.

That way I could tell her how I feel and eventually ask her to be my girlfriend sharp sharp because the love (lust) was actually full in my heart.

I ended the call that day after we had both agreed on a date to go out.

On the day of the date, I saw...

To be continued if i have 100 shares...

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15th July 2025
Tealord

14/07/2025

There was this compound I moved into some years ago. When I was parking into the compound, the landlord told me that he was not the caretaker of the house, but he was only stepping in to collect the rent because the caretaker of the house was not around at the moment but would be coming back the following week.

He brought out an agreement form from his house.

The first rule on the form was that I should not rent his house out without informing him. I agreed to that one because I knew I couldn't rent a house that I had already rented to someone else. It is not nice.

The second rule was that I will ensure I fix anything I break or spoil in the house and this must be done under the supervision of the Caretaker. I agreed to that one and so many other rules in the form that went well with me.

After signing the form he now asked me what I do for a living.

"Sir I just started a company. I am the CEO of Viance Tea. I produce herbal tea that treats a wide range of sicknesses, diseases, and infections."

He nodded.

"But don't be angry o. I just want to confirm. Because these are the questions the caretaker usually asks."

"Have you been convicted before?"

"No sir."

"Are you a troublemaker?"

"It depends sir."

"Ah on what?"

"If I meet a troublemaker maker too."

He laughed and handed me my copy of the form and told me that the caretaker would come and give me more information on what to do.

I thanked him and left.

Two days after I had parked into the house, a knock sounded on my door.

When I opened the door I saw a thick plus-size woman with big Ikebe standing before me. This woman had big buttocks that looked like a plot of land.

"Hello, my name is Anna and I am the caretaker of the house."

When she mentioned caretaker my heart jumped.

Love entered me instantly.

She entered my house and sat down.

She asked me if I had read the terms and conditions of the house. I told her yes.

"So I assume you know that you cannot rent this house out to another. And if you must, you must inform me or the landlord."

"Yes, ma."

As she was talking I was looking at her thick legs and thanking God for sending me a very fine caretaker.

She looked around and continued.

"And also, you can't spoil anything in the house. I assume you met everything okay in this house. If you spoil it, you must repair it and it must be done in my presence."

"In your presence?"

"Yes. This is to ensure you meet the exact standard of repairs."

Instantly, Idea entered my head.

Being that her ass was massive, i……

To be continued….

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14th July 2025
Tealord

14/07/2025

Happy 1st Birthday to Jayden, one of VianceTea’s sons. Though today marks a joyful milestone, it also carries a touch of sorrow, as his mother sadly passed away after childbirth.

May her memory live on through him. 💙

12/07/2025

What can 10,000 naira do for you? I’ll pick only 2.

Kindly share.

12/07/2025

May you never be heard and celebrated only in Death. Use your mouth and reject such celebration.

11/07/2025

You’re beautiful. You’re smart. You’re loyal. You love deeply.

So why… do they always leave?

Why do you keep attracting men who don’t choose you back?

The ones who love your light but can’t handle your fire.

The ones who chase you until you care then slowly, they start to disappear.

The ones who stay for your softness but run from your standards.

The truth is,

Your heart is so big that it has become a shelter for the wrong people.
You carry empathy like a badge and so you attract people who just want to be understood but not committed.

You love without reservation but still, you attract those who only know how to receive and not reciprocate.

‘ You keep falling for potential and not patterns.

‘ You listen to words and ignore silences.

‘ You give second, third, and tenth chances… to people who already told you who they were the first time.

But Sister,

Love is not supposed to leave you confused.

If you always have to wonder how he feels…

If he only shows up when it’s convenient…

If you find yourself over-explaining your worth…

That’s not love. That’s emotional neglect dressed as romance with a g-string.

Sadly,

The men who don’t choose you aren’t confused my sister. They’re just comfortable.

Comfortable knowing you’ll always be there.

Comfortable knowing you’ll pick up the pieces… again and ofcos, return.

But let me ask you something,

When was the last time you chose you?

When was the last time you said,
I won’t beg for love.
I won’t stay where I’m tolerated.
I won’t keep making excuses for someone who won’t show up.

When?

You keep attracting what your boundaries allow. And until you raise your standards from attention to intention, you’ll keep being a temporary stop for people looking for a distraction and not a destiny.

So here’s my final say for you baby…

Stop waiting to be chosen.
Start choosing yourself.
And when you do, you’ll stop settling for people who only love the idea of you and start attracting those who are ready to meet the reality of you.

You’re not asking for too much.
You’re just asking it from someone who doesn’t have enough to give.

And, let this be the last time you confuse being wanted with being valued.

‘ You are not an option. You are a home.

And the right one?

He’ll knock… He’ll enter… And he’ll stay.

This message is not for everyone. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

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11th July 2025
Tealord

10/07/2025

So throughout yesterday, I kept thinking of the child I had seen. The image of her spirit has been in my head. I tried getting it off but I couldn't.

I have been wondering why a spirit will appear to someone just like that and vanish. Did the spirit miss the road or something? Did the spirit lack direction?

Different thoughts have been in my head.

This evening, while driving home I began to feel strange physically. It looked like I was being followed so I decided to distract myself with music.

Suddenly, I felt a strange feeling that made me reduce my speed. It was as if something was about to happen but I couldn't tell. I just couldn’t tell.

Was it an accident?
Was something wrong somewhere?

I kept asking myself.

As I got to a lonely turn, it happened.

I saw the spirit of the little girl child I had seen days back. She appeared and stood at one side of the lonely road so i pulled over by the roadside.

If I were speeding, I probably would not have seen her quickly. But because I had slowed down my speed, I was able to see her from afar and pulled over by the side of the road.

Then I saw her with what looked like a rope in her hands. She tied it around her neck as if she was about to hang herself, looked up, and vanished.

Just like that.

This is the second time I am seeing this weird spirit. And yet this spirit has refused to say a word at all to me.

Should i say i am being haunted?

Something is wrong.

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10th July 2025
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10/07/2025

What’s one thing you’ll never forgive someone for, no matter how much time has passed?

09/07/2025

The spirit of a young girl appeared to me when I was in the office few days ago.

I was resting my head when I felt a sudden cold breeze in my office and even though the AC was ON, the breeze was different. I felt it so strongly that I stood up and glanced around. I knew someone had entered my office but I couldn't tell who this person was.

My sales rep had earlier stepped out so it was just me.

I walked out of the office and returned to find the feeling still strong.

At that moment I knew I was being visited.

"What do you want? Who are you?" I asked.

No one showed up.

Suddenly, just at the corner of the office, I saw a little girl's figure. She was smallish. She looked like 4 or 5 years old.

She looked very innocent.

She appeared and looked straight into my eyes. It was as if she was trying to communicate something to me but I didn't get the message.

She didn't say a word. She was just silent.

When I tried communicating, she vanished.

I don't know where this child came from or who this child is. I don't also know who sent the spirit of the child in my direction and i can't even tell if this was real or a revelation.

This has never happened to me before.

Especially not in this way but i know something is about to happen.

What do you think is about to take place?

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9th July 2025
Tealord

09/07/2025

I have clearly observed that majority of my fans here are looking for my main page and it’s obvious most of you don’t know that Tealord is my second page.

Incase you did not know,

"Victor Firdance Page" has been suspended due to multiple pseudo accounts from sources i do not know of and I created another account which you can follow pending when it’ll be reinstated (If it’ll be). The new account will be verified soon.

Major stories will be posted on the new account which is 👉 Victor Firdance

Kindly click on the name to follow.

09/07/2025

There was a season of my life that even my memory finds difficult to revisit. I was in Lagos, broke, tired, and just trying to breathe through the days.

I was eating with shame, sleeping with questions, and waking up to disappointment from clients. But in the middle of that wilderness, there was a yoruba woman in my street.

She had a small buka by the roadside. Nothing fancy—just rice, beans, spaghetti, stew, and sometimes, fried plantain. The kind of place where you sit on wooden benches and wipe your hands on the edge of your trousers.

The day I went there to eat on credit, She looked at me with tired eyes, scooped rice and spaghetti into a plate, added stew, and watched me eat like a mother would watch her child.

I promised I’d pay the next day but she rather said, you can always come and eat on credit but when you have, you pay me. If you come and i am not here, you’ll see my daughter.

I don’t know why she did that but this woman gave me food almost every day for months.

No complaints. No insults. Just quiet kindness.

She would always say,
“I don’t know where life is taking you, but I believe you’re going somewhere.”

She believed in my future when I had nothing to show for it. She treated me like a son and made me feel human in a season where everything made me feel less.

The truth is, I didn’t know how to thank her. All I had then was silence, prayers, and a long walk home.

But then… life began to change.

VianceTea happened.

From door-to-door deliveries to nationwide sales. And as God began to lift me, I never for once forgot the woman who gave me food on credit.

I didn’t even know if she was still there.
But I went back to that same street and found her in a new spot. Still frying stew, still serving others with a tired back and a generous heart.

Mama didn’t recognize me at first but when I smiled and looked deep into her eyes without a word, she gasped and placed her hands on her head and said omo mi (my son).

We hugged each other for long.

It was a teary moment.

Right there, I declared free food for everyone that came in to eat and ofcos, the food finished in minutes.

I also paid for a 3-year shop rent for her and bought her 2 bags of rice, gallon of oil, cartons of spaghetti, ingredients, seasonings, and wrappers.

I didn’t do it because I had something to prove. I did it because when I had nothing, she gave me something and i spent my whole day with her talking about the past and how God came through for me.

You see, not every angel has wings.
Some wear aprons, sell food by the roadside, and remember your name when no one else does and sincerely, the best time you can affect someone is when they are in their lowest just like i was.

Why did i share this today?

If someone helped you when you were drowning, don’t wait until they’ve drowned to throw the rope back. Even if they are well to do, return with thanks.

Kindness must return home.

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9th July 2025

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Victor Firdance

08/07/2025

On my way to deliver VianceTea to a client this morning, I saw people gathering just to buy bread and Akara from a lady.

Majority were men so that made me curious.

Immediately, I told my driver to park and follow me to the other side of the road because I naturally like amebo.

We both crossed over to the other side of the road just to know what it was all about.

We got there and even realized that many were seated already eating Akara and bread.

For just Bread and Akara?

Something must be wrong.

So, I waited to see who was selling just so I could decode something only for me to see a woman with a shape like destiny etiko and her ass four times greater than destiny’s own bouncing everywhere.

Sincerely, I don't like Bread and Akara and I rarely eat it but suddenly, I feel I have been going for the wrong choices of dish.

You all will agree with me that Akara is sweet when hot abi? And before I go and deliver VianceTea and return, Akara must have finished which won't be nice.

So, i joined the queue.

I hope to patronize her daily because I have just realized that Bread and Akara is a satisfying and flavourful dish one can have in the morning.

Una good evening o! Make my wife no see this post o

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8th July 2025
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