14/01/2023
Morning people.
If you're seeing this it means you have woken up. Thank your God.
It's 7:29am here and my mouth is oozing a fawkin terrible and concrete odour, I honestly don't like it.
If you are been truthful to yourself, you'd say yours is even.. infact, can be used by Vilians in DC to wipe out the whole crazy universe. But let's not go deep right? Yes.
The main stuff is...Your partner's mouth too is giving out a freaking killer smell. A large group of unicellular microorganisms worked tirelessly for this result.
Now, are we just gonna get over the kissing scenes in movies. Like can we boldly say they are fake?
Because, God!🤣
This morning saliva is even fawkin thicker than when you see death, so I don't understand why this guy is trying to swallow half and a quarter of this girl's mouth, packing the whole messy Saliva. Right on the bed, they haven't spoken. First thing in the morning they are going freaky with their mouths.
Swii, when you eventually marry, don't try this shii with your partner it's not going to work, Don't say he's not romantic cos swii, your mouth OMG!. Do y'all even know why couples are dieing at this rate ? Hehe.
This mouth stuff is regardless, even if you did that sneaky trick of brushing before sleeping(last thing before you sleep), it's still gonna locate you.(I'm not talking about when you've brushed in the morning, infact, some dude are still gonna smell like shii)
And please try not to talk to someone directly to his/her face, especially your mum, if the pressure gets high she might curse you.
Have a Nice day dear friend 🥰
