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09/03/2024

Real life situation

I love them, I call them the local German shepherds What's your favourite dog breed ?
04/03/2024

I love them,
I call them the local German shepherds
What's your favourite dog breed ?

29/02/2024

First to drop account
Number will be credited 5k .

Abeg tag me for such
Post🚶🚶🥹😳🙏

22/02/2024

"Shaving stick is now #300. I will quietly boil water and do it the chicken way😓"

A man helped someone who was struggling financially. One day while participating in a r0bbery, the struggling man met hi...
20/02/2024

A man helped someone who was struggling financially. One day while participating in a r0bbery, the struggling man met him. Both of them recognized each other. While they were alone, the struggling man raised his gvn to sh00t him, but he cried under his breath to him: "Please I am an only son. Don't sh00t me. I won't say a word. I swe@r on my life."

The r0bber eventually spared him.

Weeks later, the r0bber was caught and paraded. The man was invited to identify him. He faced a huge challenge: Should he identify him as the armed r0bber and save the world from the hands of an armed r0bber that could take more lives, or should he keep mute and reward him for saving his life when he had the opportunity to k!ll him?

What should he do?

I don buy sachet AC... Before this heat finish me 🤧
16/02/2024

I don buy sachet AC... Before this heat finish me 🤧

13/02/2024

When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution.

One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up they teach him a lesson. She then went back home.

When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead.

He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established.

He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit.

He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.

Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to him and where he was the 2 nights he wasn't at home. He stopped taking alcohol completely, not even soda water, he drinks just milk and water. He goes to church religiously.

The power of a woman.

If you knew wetin ur bae Dey do for ur back you go carry that ur Val gift give 🐐 Lelelelelelelelele ladies and gentlemen...
12/02/2024

If you knew wetin ur bae Dey do for ur back you go carry that ur Val gift give 🐐

Lelelelelelelelele ladies and gentlemen
On a normally everybody knows who they love and who they’re deceiving
Valentine is another day wen ur bae go post u make only you view am

It’s also a day wen Joml go hide Loml to post irreplaceable

Ladies and gentlemen

Lelelelelelelelelele I know say make una no show love o
But make sure you’re not showing love to get love
Show love to who really deserves it

Happy valentines in advance

He who laughs last
11/02/2024

He who laughs last

Not long ago, Nigerian goalkeeper, Maduka Okoye, was the darling of fans, especially female fans. He was the sexiest pla...
08/02/2024

Not long ago, Nigerian goalkeeper, Maduka Okoye, was the darling of fans, especially female fans. He was the sexiest player in the team. His looks, build, height, dress sense, etc, were top-notch.

Today, he is history.

Stanley Nwabali is the reigning darling of the team. Despite his looks, he is considered the sexiest and sweetest player in the team, especially among female fans. Many have started answering his wife, even though he is married.

When you excel in life, your appeal or handsomeness is no longer judged based on your physical features. Your success speaks for you.

Also the coach of the team, Jose Peseiro, who was criticized as mediocre, is now praised as "tactical and strategic". Nobody is asking for his sack anymore.

The Super Eagles team that could not qualify for the last World Cup and was seen as unimpressive and unserious when this AFCON commenced is now the darling of Nigerians. Levels don change!

Heroes are not permanent. If you are in the spotlight, maximize the opportunity, for you may be forgotten within a month.

The same people who shouted "crown him" yesterday about you may shout "crucify him" tomorrow.

Furthermore, life abhors vacuum. Nobody is irreplaceable. If you can't deliver or you are unavailable, somebody takes your place immediately, and life goes on.

Finally, people don't like excuses. If you excel, you are praised; if you flop, you are criticized.

That is life.

08/02/2024

Have you ever wondered why you look so adorable to someone that is admiring you from afar,that gives you all his attentions ,makes you blush but after he meets you in person for the first time,he never does that again?? Check yourself very well, you do so much to get people's attention through social media and forget to examine yourself, you don't take care of the little details that matter, you hid your real sef under heavy makeups and filters (NB: i didn't say makeup is bad) you spend too much time dancing on Tiktok half naked and forgetting that your breath stinks.
Body spray is very advisable but can it always save you when you are sweating?? That is when your real sef comes up, take care of your inner sef before your physical appearance, appearance attracts for a while but class is authentic .that is why the bird that eats agege bread mixed with antelope meat and cameroon paper dances to the tunes of the amapianos😏

06/02/2024

The Subject you never failed in school, even if you didn't study it .👇

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