14/06/2025
One mistake you should never make in your life as a chef in Abuja is, agreeing to work as a live-in chef for young couples especially those one with trust issues.😩
Omo that year I use my eyes see shege,madam no trust oga and oga no kuku even trust him wife and I kept asking myself why stay married?🤲🏾🤔
Like how on earth would you live and sleep on the same bed with someone you don't trust?
I was employed as a chef but this people literally turned me into FBI & CIA.😩
She'll call me on the phone and ask me"Mmiri please has my husband returned from work? Did he come back alone,has he gone out after then?"🙄🤔
Me:Yes ma'am,no ma'am,emmmm...no ma'am 🤔😩
Him;Joe please come to my room now!
Me:Ok sir😩🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
Him;Joe please tell me the truth and nothing but the truth,when I was out of town was my wife sleeping out or coming home late?🤔
Me:Ahhh sir😳,I don't know oo once I'm done making dinner and the nanny takes the food for the kids and the other domestic staff I'm off to my quarters,sir.🙄
Him: Please tell me what you've noticed so far, what's her movement like? I don't mind paying you times 2 of your earnings here just keep me updated.
Me:The normal way she moves sir!😒
Him:Ok then please run my bath 🛁 and get my dinner ready I'll be downstairs soon.
Me:Ok sir🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
This woman will call me in the midnight and start asking me questions about her husband,haba madam which kyn question be this kwanu?😩🤲🏾
I dey follow your husband commot ni?🤲🏾😩🙄
Her:Mmirioma you're like a brother to me please help me save my marriage,this man is cheating on me and I can feel it.🥹
Me:Save your marriage ke? How?😳🤲🏾😩
Madam please can I see my CV I used in applying for this job?
She:Mmmm.🤔 I can't seem to remember where it is but why do you ask?
Me: Because I want to be sure of what I applied for in case I mistakenly wrote "Chef/FBI/CID.
She: Mmirioma please I need this one time favour from you, help me follow him tomorrow evening when he's leaving home use keke at the junction and follow him gently I want to see where he's entering then you text me the address. Please this will be the last time please 🤲🏾🥹
Me: Ma'am please can I go to bed now? I'll be waking up very early to make breakfast.😒
She:Ok gudnite.🚶🏻♀️
That evening as mumu wey I be I go enter Keke dey follow this man oo from Apo legislative quarters, reaching Apo under bridge one werey driver from nowhere hit us for back gbosaaaa!! 💥 Ebenezer Ehhhh 😳 😩 🤲🏾😭
I saw my life flashed before my very eyes.
Ahhh!! Da bloooood of Jesus !😳😩Na so I use speed take come down oo,Keke man was badly injured,me kwanu? Detective Joe I use mouth hit the iron side my jaw come swell up like thief wey dem use 2by2 hit.😒😩
As I manage find my way reach house that night with swollen face,took time to think about everything and how I for take Kpai on top another person trust issues I just kuku packed my bag waiting for day to break.😒
The next morning.
She was apologizing and telling me she'll call the family doctor to come treat me after that she'll add 50k to my salary.
This werey even gets mind dey tell me "Please be more careful next time" next time ke?🙄nya you don't intend stopping sef😳
Me,on the chair 👇🏾looking at the werey woman and thinking of the shortest route to reach Nyanya already! 🥴
In my head,Madam abeg no add to my anger this morning,two of una dey craze well well. Make una kuku divorce in peace.😒😩 Ekwensu🙄
Guess what? The last time I chatted with her cousin that use to visit them then he told me they're still married oo😒. It's been over 7years this thing happened o.
Imagine say I Kpai that night,e for be for nothing fah. Subahanellahi🤦🏾♂️
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