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LET'S DISCUSS THINGS YOU AND I Doesn't KNOW ABOUT OUR MARITAL LIFE, REASONS WE ARE HERE FOR EACH OTHER SO LET'S GO🏇
Also see me as the Most funNiest iN yOuR terRitory 😝 🤪 😜

10/09/2025

See waiting alcóhol do my security for small get together wen i do😄🤣😁

10/09/2025

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Your choice represent your feature Wife and how adorable your wife looks ❤️❤️❤️
09/09/2025

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09/09/2025

The emotional moment Governor Ademola Adeleke of Osun State presented the official appointment letter to the puff-puff seller he spotted in a crowd and verbally appointed as a Chef in the Government House.

In addition, the Governor gifted her parents the sum of Two Million Naira each in recognition of their role in raising such a remarkable child.








Gehgeh Stop Living In Fake Life
08/09/2025

Gehgeh Stop Living In Fake Life

My people, you don ever try log in before? Password get ten characters, you type nine correct but miss just one, access ...
08/09/2025

My people, you don ever try log in before? Password get ten characters, you type nine correct but miss just one, access denied!

No be say the system wicked, na because password no dey accept wayo. E dey precise.

Life na the same way. Effort no be key, emotions no dey open destiny. E no matter how you cry, destiny no dey answer tears, na accuracy e dey respect.

Na why you go see man dey hustle like Jackie, sweat like Christmas goat, still door no open. No be say him no try, na because him never sabi the full password.

You dey find greatness? My brother, greatness no be yeye cruise. E get him fine print: consistency, patience, timing, strategy. Sometimes na things wey no even look like assignment you go learn.

Look snipers, him no just fire anyhow. Him dey study wind, regulate breath, calm body. One bullet, one story. Na precision be that.

So if you dey knock the door of success and e still dey bounce you, relax. No mean say you fail. E fit mean say na just one missing character dey block you.

So abeg, no stop to learn, no stop to sharpen yourself. Because success no dey follow noise, na correct alignment dey open destiny.

As dem dey talk for street: hustle without sense na punishment, but hustle with precision na jackpot.
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MY BOYFRIEND ASK ME NOT TO THROW MY MĒNSTRŪAL PĀD MYSELF THAT HE WILL, ALWAYS HELPS TRASH IT EVERY MONTH… UNTIL I STARTE...
08/09/2025

MY BOYFRIEND ASK ME NOT TO THROW MY MĒNSTRŪAL PĀD MYSELF THAT HE WILL, ALWAYS HELPS TRASH IT EVERY MONTH… UNTIL I STARTED NOTICING THIS

EPISODE 30

Written by Grace Ochiba ✍️

The moment the light swallowed me, I landed in a place that was neither earth nor sky.
The ground was black, stretching endlessly, and above me swirled a crimson horizon with no sun, no moon—only shadows moving like restless smoke.

And there he was.

Jude.
No longer a m@n, but a towering figure of flame and shadow, his eyes glowing like burning c0al.
“You came,” he said, his voice echoing through the void.
“You should have stayed with your people. Now, you will end here, Anita.”

I clenched my fists though my b*dy trembled.
“This ends today. You will never hold me—or my bloodline—again.”

He laughed, a sound that cracked the ground beneath us.
“Do you think your prophet’s chants can save you here? This is my ground. This is where you gave me your trust, your s*crets, your life. You are mine!”

His shadow hands stretched toward me, claws scraping the earth.
I stumbled back, the weight of his presence pressing against my chest, crushing me.

Then I heard it—the prophet’s voice, faint but steady, echoing across the spirit ground:
“Anita, remember… the covenant was sealed by your weakness, but it can only be broken by your will. Stand, child! Stand and claim your freedom!”

Strength I didn’t know I had surged through me.
I raised my hands, and the glow from the chalk circle—the same one that once protected me—appeared around my feet. It burned bright, forming a barrier between me and Jude.

He roared, slamming against it, sparks flying.
“You dare resist me?”

“Yes,” I whispered, tears in my eyes but voice firm.
“I dare.”

The chalk light spread, wrapping around my b*dy like a shield. The whispers of my ancestors filled the air—my grandmother’s voice, my forefathers calling my name.
“Anita… you are not alone.”

With every word, Jude shrank, his shadow cracking, his flames sputtering.
“No! This is impossible!” he screamed.
“You cannot destroy me! I live in your bl**dline!”

“Not anymore.”

Summoning every ounce of strength, I struck my palms together.
The chalk glow burst into a blinding wave of light, slamming into Jude. His shadow split apart, torn by the radiance. His screams shook the spirit ground until—finally—he shattered into dust, scattering into the void.

The silence that followed was heavy… then peaceful.
The crimson horizon faded, replaced by soft dawn light.

When I opened my eyes, I was back in the compound.
The villagers surrounded me, but this time, their faces carried awe, not condemnation. The prophet stood tall, his staff dim now but steady.

“It is done,” he declared.
“The covenant is broken. Her bl**dline is free.”

My mother collapsed into my arms, sobbing with relief. My father, trembling, placed his hand on my head. Blessing clung to me, whispering, “You did it… you really did it.”

I looked at the sky, the morning sun breaking through.
For the first time in months, the air felt clean. The laughter in the wind was gone.

Jude was no more.

And though scars remained in my heart and memory, I knew this truth:
I had faced the darkness… and survived.

The villagers slowly bowed their heads—not in scorn, but in respect.

And I whispered to myself,
“Never again.”

✨WATCH OUT FOR PROLOGUE✨
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Anambra: Native Doctor Confesses to Buying Used Condoms from Pr0stitvtes for Charms‎‎A native doctor has been arrested i...
07/09/2025

Anambra: Native Doctor Confesses to Buying Used Condoms from Pr0stitvtes for Charms

‎A native doctor has been arrested in Anambra State after admitting to buying used male condoms from Pr0stitvtes for fe**sh practices.

‎The suspect, identified as Anagbo Emeka from Umugbo in Ayamelum Local Government Area, was apprehended by youths in Echara community, Awka North LGA.

‎A video shared on Facebook by Dr. Uche Nworah showed the moment Emeka confessed to the act.

‎ “I agreed with her to sell me used condoms. She delivered them, but later reported me. That is the wrong thing I did,” he said.

‎According to him, he had struck a deal with a Xes worker who supplied him with the items from brothels. The arrangement, however, collapsed when the woman allegedly exp0sed him.

‎Emeka further revealed that the used condoms were essential ingredients for his charms, a revelation that has raised concerns about ritual practices in the state.

Now i knew indeed that I have a special family who does not speak my mother's tongue yet they are closer to me more than...
06/09/2025

Now i knew indeed that I have a special family who does not speak my mother's tongue yet they are closer to me more than those that speaks my mother tongue.
Deep in my heart i humbly appreciate everyone of you that squash out ur perispecial time to Honor my day.as you celebrate with me,may celebration never seize in ur entire family in the name of almighty God i pray AMIN.

Hurrayeeeee am +1 today
06/09/2025

Hurrayeeeee am +1 today

MY BOYFRIEND ASK ME NOT TO THROW MY MĒNSTRŪAL PĀD MYSELF THAT HE WILL, ALWAYS HELPS TRASH IT EVERY MONTH… UNTIL I STARTE...
06/09/2025

MY BOYFRIEND ASK ME NOT TO THROW MY MĒNSTRŪAL PĀD MYSELF THAT HE WILL, ALWAYS HELPS TRASH IT EVERY MONTH… UNTIL I STARTED NOTICING THIS

EPISODE 29

Written by Grace Ochiba ✍️

When I opened my eyes, I wasn’t in my room anymore.
I was lying on the cold ground of the compound, the villagers circling around me. Their faces were masks of f**r and unease.

My mother knelt beside me, shaking me d*sperately.
“Anita! Anita, wake up!”

The prophet’s staff pressed against my chest, glowing faintly. His deep voice cut through the crowd:
“She lives… but her spirit is slipping again.”

I tried to speak, but only a faint trickle stained my l!ips. My whole body a** ched, trembling as though something inside me was stru** ggling to break free.

Suddenly, the wind howled through the compound. The lamps blew out, plunging everything into d@rkness. And then came the smell,stale, heavy, and suff0cating.

The villagers scrêamed, scattering.
But I saw him.

Jude.

His shadow stretched across the ground, towering, growing larger with every heartbeat. His laugh was no longer faint—it shook the walls of the houses, rattled the pots, and sent chickens scattering in p@nic.

“You thought f* ire would erase me?” his voice boomed.
“You thought chanting would break my bond? No, Anita. You gave me a p!ece of yourself. You bel°ng to me until the very end.”

The prophet raised his staff high, sh0uting, “Back to where you came from!” His words rang like thnder, sparks flaring from the staff.

But Jude’s shadow only widened, creeping toward the villagers. One by one, they dropped to their knees, clutching their heads as if invisible chains were binding them.

“See?” Jude sneered. “They will all suffer because of you.”

I scrê@med, clutching my stomach as waves of f**rce tore through me. My b0dy c** onvulsed, dark lines crawling like snak"" es beneath my skin.

“Prophet!” Blessing criêd, holding me down as I writhed. “What’s happening to her?!”

The prophet’s face was grim, his voice sharp.
“The fire cleansed her b0dy… but Jude’s root still lies in her bl0 dline. To end this, it cannot be only cleansing. It must be separation.”

My father stumbled forward, p@nicked.
“Separation? What do you mean?”

The prophet’s eyes locked on me, b*urning with urgency.
“She must face him one last time—not here, not in this world, but in the spirit ground where the covenant began. If she fails, her s*oul is gone forever. If she succeeds…”

He struck the ground with his staff. The earth trembled.
“…then Jude is erased, and her bldline freed for eternity.”

The villagers gasped. Some wept. My mother clung to me, her teærs h0ot against my face.
“No… no, she can’t sûrvive this again. She’s only a child!”

But deep inside, I already knew.
Jude wouldn’t stop. Not until one of us was gone forever.

Through the pan, I f0orced the words out, weak but steady:
“Then… take me there.”

The prophet’s staff glowed brighter, blazing like lightning. He lifted it high, chanting words I couldn’t understand.

The ground split open beneath me, light pouring out like a river. My b0ody rose from the earth, weightless, drawn toward the rift.

Jude’s roar shook the compound. His shadow thrashed wildly, clawing at the villagers.
“No! She is mine! She is mine!”

And with a blinding flash, I was pulled into the sp!irit realm once again.

This time… for the final battle.👉 Funnybiggeorge to continue reading
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