True Life Story And Joke

14/05/2025

GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️

FOOTBALL VS S£X

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over

Just a fun...

26/01/2025

Am speaking on behalf of all the women

11/06/2024

A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife. He arrived home😊 and realized that his wife was in her monthly period😩😭!

He had to send an sos message to headquarters requesting for an extension of his leave days🙂. He prepared his message in the usual military coded language...He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One😪,...this is Omega Twelve😶. Danger from the field😫. Red in front. Leave-extension requested. Do you read me😞 Red in front... passage not clear, extend leave?

Headquarters replied:
This is Omega One😌. We read you loud and clear😜. The danger is minimal😄. Attack from the back and resume immediately🤗. Leave-extension denied🤚
I repeat.... attack with minimal force from the back and resume immediately😎... way is clear from behind👌! Extension denied!

02/06/2024

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24/04/2024

A pastor was on his way for a night vigil, on his way his car broke down and he couldn't find any help from anybody since it was late. He decided to stay in his car and start reading his bible, immediately he saw light ahead of him and decided to go and check, on getting closer, he noticed that they are ritualist tying one goat and cursing it saying Emeka it will never be well with you, that no good thing will come his way, they finished their ritu* and left. Then a voice said to the pastor, Go and untie that G0at and bless him that it will be well with Emeka.

The voice said to the pastor I am God, I made your car not to work so as to use you to deliver this my innocent child.

Now I pray for you reading this Story, That in anyway that the devil and his agents are planning any evil against you, it shall never come to pass in the name of JESUS Name. Whatever ev!*l they plans against you shall never work for them. You are covered with the blood of Jesus. Amen 🙏

21/04/2024

TRUE LIFE STORY

A girl and her mother were so poor. The mother had to suffer just to carter for the girl's need.. One day, the girl came back from school looking so dull.Her mother asked her, "what's wrong with you angel"?she answered, "I am feeling sick". The mother had no money to buy her drugs but she knew of a certain leaf that cures sicknesses. That leaf was planted in their farm, So she had to go to the farm and get the leaf.. The girl waited for her mom for over 3 hours but she still didn't return from the farm. 15 minutes later, the girl heard some people making noise outside their compound. When she managed to go outside to see what's happening. She saw some youth coming towards their compound, when the youthscame closer, she noticed that the youth's were carrying a dead human being's body. she was shocked to see that it's her mom's body. When sheasked what happened to her mom, she was told that his mom was bitten by a python.. The girl cried and said to herself "How I wish we had money, my mom wouldn't have died".Now I speak to you, *You shall never be poor in this life*, Poverty is not your portion. Type 'Amen' and share this story in 3 different Facebook Groups if ur believe . and so shall it be.

25/03/2024

Robbers entered a House, asked for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or shoot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it.

The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1) If you were the man, what will you do?

2) If you were the wife, what explanation will you give?

3) If you were invited to bring peace how will you settle it

Kindly drop your answers

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24/03/2024

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