
14/05/2025
GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️
FOOTBALL VS S£X
1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂
2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂
3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂
4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂
5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂
6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂
7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂
8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂
9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂
10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂
11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂
12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃
13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆
14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁
15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅
16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔
17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩
19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂
20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃
21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂
22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over
Just a fun...