Emrys

08/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Md Barek, Princess Kubby, Samir Bhikha

06/08/2024

If you want to know the real meaning of communication, promise a woman "Money".

06/08/2024

Sometimes the only way to control your emotions is to stay silent 🔕

04/08/2024

If you marry a woman who is 37

And assuming she started being sexually active at the age of 17,

And only sleeps with an average of 3 men every year.

That's at least 30 different men.

Let's assume every man sleeps with her at least 4 times a month and every time they go 3 shots.

Anyway, let's leave this calculation, because this world is not my home...my home is far away 😥🏃🤸🏃

-The end-

03/08/2024

The purpose of life is to find your gift. The meaning of life is to give it away...

10/03/2024

Cornflakes is sweet, golden morn is sweeter, akamu is Good but the mention of Garri all spoon must bow!👌
Some body shout GARRI🤣

01/03/2024

Do not go into a business that you do not understand.

Do not invest into something that you cannot comprehend.

Buy okrika shorts in aba for 200 naira. Transport it for 100 naira to calabar. Sell it for 500 naira. You have made profit.

Don’t let the big houses that others build mesmerize you.

If you have children of both genders, you only need a three bedroom apartment - parents room, boys’ room, and girls room.

You do not need a children’s parlor. Your sons can receive their friends on the front porch and the girls can receive theirs on the back porch, while dad and mom’s friends are received in the living room.

Ignore all these aspire to perspire and desire to retire motivational speakers.

How much does one really need?

You don’t owe your children mansions in Lekki. You owe them a good education.

Stop stressing yourselves o.

Someone bought land one million yesterday and it’s five million today, good for them.

Someone bought Bitcoin for $9000 in 2020 and it’s $15,000 today. Let them buy. As for you, rest.

Stop giving yourself high jump that will break your legs. Relax.

Cos when you don’t relax, you will stress yourself for nothing and stress us in the process.

Do what you can and leave the rest.

Food, clothing and shelter is all what you need. The rest are wants and you can do without them.

If you have five cars in Lagos, you will sit in your car for three hours on third mainland bridge. What kind of stress is that?

Let people go abroad on vacation, it’s none of your business.

And if you need to delete social media, do so. Half of our long throat problems come from social media follow follow.

- Copied🤞

26/02/2024

Prophet Odumeje (Indaboski) released one of his Powers (Abido Shaker) yesterday. And over night, dollar Shake from N1800 to N1500.

We can't wait for him to release Gandusa Ganduka and the remaining powers so dollars will fall Yakata.

Finally, there is HOPE. 😀

10/01/2024

Life is a process: Take each step with patience and humility....
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07/01/2024

Balenciaga...

No be the day pikin break plate im dey collect,
No be for express dem dey do 'I can drive;'
Pikin wey say im mama no go sleep na premium ogbanje,
Nobody fit stop you except that bobo wey dey mirror.

Wetin pale dey see when im sidon,
Junior too fit see am if im shine im eye wella;
No dull o, success no be anybody birthright,
Just do your best, baba God hold im side already.

As you lay your bed, no be so you fit meet am,
A stitch in time, na better tailor amend am;
All die na die but the koko na where you end up,
No play oh, eternity too long to carry dey joke.

You fit wear Balenciaga make your life still no balance,
First class no be by who collect extra sheet;
This year, work smarter not just harder,
The bottom line no be how far but how well.

Person wey get money no dey answer Hope,
But no fear, tommorrow get belle and na twins im carry;
If e sure for you, show your guys way,
One car, no matter how im long reach, no fit form convoy.

Eye wey see today fit no see tomorrow,
Every new day na privilege, you better make it count;
Joy fit still come for night if you align well,
Na still condition go make crayfish straight.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with enough tp,
'Police is your friend,' na so station take dey full;
Who no guide him side no dey follow drag land,
2024 go deliver for you, but you gats first give am belle.

©

04/01/2024

Happy birthday my guy more life guy,
pls make una wish him well...
🎂🎂🎂

04/01/2024

Yes....the little one was right.........
💪😅😆

01/01/2024

2025 is just 11 months and 30 days away. What have you achieved so far? 🤷‍♂️

23/12/2023