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24/07/2024

23/07/2024

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You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed.
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.

In school, We call it REUNION 😎
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER 😉
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation 🙃
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around😂"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction 🫠
In Economics, we call it demand and supply 🤤
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agricultu😅 don't forget to follow me on Ëmmy Doïñs Ëmmy Doïñset more funny jokes

23/07/2024

😂 😂Laugh out loud 🤣 🤣

🤣 🤣11 JOKES😂 😂

1. I wonder why married women don't shave their private part , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her..

2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....

3. "Harder , harder" has killed more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it

4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal.

5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem???

6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and r**e female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.

7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.

8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband🙆

9. In NIGERIA , we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.

10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."

11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground

12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife

13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.

14. I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his foot.
I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered exd: 14 vs 14
"The lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace" if not for that, I would have beat nonsense commot from the soldier body.

15. Village people will see you on NTA giving

30/01/2024

LAUGH NA😂

GOODNIGHT JOKES😂😂

1. After wedding 🤵👰💍 your husband 🤵 ask you👰 to keep this secret 🤭🤫 saying “honey I dont have pen*s”🍆 Reply as a wife 👰

2. A Rich man is never wrong. Even when he farts, people will be like “that’s money speaking” 😂😂😂, hustle ooo, make money and be rich.

3. E be like say I go carry bike go meet my better days wey dey ahead oh 😩 who dey join me?

4. For all the girls that say “All guys are the same”; Who told you to try them ALL. 🤪🤪😜😜

5. I think my neighbour brought another girl home, because this is not how his girlfriend use to moan. Lemme go and borrow maggi 😄😄😄

6. Some women can make a doctor forget what he studied in school. Which one is “I am having chest pain all over my body” 😏😏😢😢🤣🤣

7. While some people are using saliva to count money, some are using it to make way where there’s no way. 😎😎😎 IF U UNDERSTAND THIS POST, COME AND MAKE HEAVEN LET ME SEE YOU.

8. I remember my first broken heart, I woke my mum’s 4 months old baby at midnight and explained to her, she cried too 😭 😂😂😂

9. Dating your neighbor is very sweet 😋😋 it saves transport 🤗🤗🤗

10. I asked you out, you refused. You beg me for money, I refused & you started calling me stingy. Sister, does UBA staff collect salary from First Bank?
11. If you’ve never put a pillow to raise it up during your missionary journey, my sister your evangelism is not recorded in heaven. 😋😋😋

12. The guys without beard, How do you feel when washing you face? Like you are washing mango right ? 😂😂 😂😂😹😹

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