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19/08/2024

BEFORE YOU LET GO OF YOUR PARTNER BECAUSE OF HIS OR HER IMPERFECTIONS

Never leave a true relationship for few FAULTS that can be resolved or ignored.

Remember there's nobody who is complete or perfect in everything. Before giving up on someone because of his or her imperfections,

First take a look at yourself and ask yourself if you are flawless in everything, then think of the next person you are going to date, won't he/she also find you imperfect somewhere?

Then how will you feel when he or she dumps you because of that? What if you find him/her worse than your ex?

Will you also dump that person because he/she doesn’t match with what you want? Then when will that habit of picking and dropping lovers end?

Think of the years that you have wasted, you are really growing up and you are losing each and every chance that comes your way simply because you are looking for the complete person!

Your mates are getting married and settling down with their dudes and babes but for your case, you are still in a hunt for the right person.

My friends, there is no Mr. and Mrs. Perfect on earth. If you are thinking of letting go of your caring, patient, loving, understanding, trustworthy dude

Or babe, think twice prior you decide. You are better off than many lonely or broken-hearted people out there.

Someone is out there admiring your Man or woman and wishes to replace you one day. Someone is out there praying and campaigning for your break up, some are your friends pretending to be your best friends.

Come on, solve those disagreements, give your lover privacy if it’s what he or she needs, if it needs ignoring some things please do, so that you keep your relationship strong

And intact, and feel free to apologize when you are wrong. Don't go about telling people what your dude/babe did or didn't do.

If you have any misunderstanding with him/her, why not settle your differences amicably without ranting and nagging.

Be a good listener, don’t entertain rumors that much, Make decisions on your own, use your brain and follow your heart.

Be God fearing, stick by your lover, appreciate what he/she sacrifices for you no matter how small it is because that's what he/she could afford. Be proud of your lover and make your relationship admirable by everyone...

22/06/2024

Those of you who always say the Bible say the Bible say make una come and defend this one. 😂 how many of you who are virgins even pastors wife’s 😂

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22/06/2024

9 Books Elon Musk Thinks Everyone Should Read:

When he's not launching rockets, drilling beneath the streets of Los Angeles, or propelling vehicles beyond our atmosphere, Elon Musk spends considerable time reading.

Here are 9 non-fiction books recommended by Musk that he believes everyone should dive into.

1. Human Compatible by Stuart Russell.
Human Compatible explains why the creation of artificial intelligence could be humanity’s final act, a topic that Musk has been very vocal about.

2. Zero to One by Peter Thiel with Blake Masters.
Zero to One explores how companies can better predict the future and take action to ensure that their startup is a success.

3. Merchants of Doubt by Naomi Oreskes & Erik M. Conway.
This book examines some of the world’s foremost scientific debates on the environment, smoking, and nuclear weapons

4. Life 3.0 by Max Tegmark
In this work, MIT professor Max Tegmark writes about keeping artificial intelligence beneficial for human life and ensuring technological progress remains aligned with humanity’s goals for the future

5. The Big Picture by Sean M. Carroll
The Big Picture is an ambitious look at the world as we know it and how we can use scientific thinking to make sense of most of it.

6. Lying by Sam Harris
Lying explains why the act of telling lies is so dangerous. And that means all lies, from the tiny lies that people tell on a daily basis to the massive lies sometimes told on the world stage.

7. Superintelligence by Nick Bostrom

The book in Elon Musk’s reading list makes a daring inquiry into what would happen if computational intelligence surpassed human intelligence

8. The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith
profoundly influential work in the realm of economics. It is a profoundly influential work in the study of economics and examines precisely how nations become wealthy.

9. Radical Candor by Kim Scott
He is a fan of the feedback loop, stating in an interview that, “it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking about what you’ve done and how you could be doing it better.”

Radical Candor by Kim Scott serves as a valuable roadmap for leaders seeking to build strong relationships with their employees.

22/06/2024

Women are gatekeepers of s*x.

Men are gatekeepers of relationship commitment.

Women control s*x, whether or not it will happen, it's their decisions that will determine.

The man has no power over s*x and that's why woman has more advantage over men due to their positions as gatekeepers over s*x.

Men have no such power of s*x over women but on the other hand they have the power to control the tempo of commitment in a relationship via their achievement, power and resources.

Its he who has the highest resources, he who has the most valuable asset in the relationship that has the power to control the relationship.

It's a very basic simple knowledge.

Women tends to use s*x to manipulate men who moves the world, while men use power,influence and resources to control women.

That's why a man who has s*xual discipline can hardly be conquered by women and for this he is wining life 85%.

Be wise

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15/06/2024

Three Robbers broke into this rich man's home and made away with his 5 million Naira.
The rich man went to a nearby police station and reported that his 5 million Naira was robbed from him.
The police announced the robbery case on popular TV stations, saying that 50 million was robbed from the man.

Within a few minutes, the news reached the Robbers that they collected 50 million Naira from the rich man.
This got them so angry, "How can that man say we collected 50 million Naira from him, while we only collected 5 million? He must be a liar. Let's take this money to the police station and tell them the truth."

So, the three robbers rushed to the police station with the bag containing the 5 million Naira and looked for a policeman and said to him, "officer, we are The robbers who broke into the rich man's house, we came to tell you that we only collected 5 million Naira from him, and he is claiming we collected 50 million Naira,
he is lying, here's the money, you can recount it for confirmation."

One of The robbers said to the officer, showing him the bagful of money.
To cut the story short, that was how the robbers were caught and arrested.

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14/06/2024

Men s*x doesn’t keep a woman I've heard a lot of men say she dumped me after every thing we have been through, after all the love we shared, we had plans for the future together, meanwhile the only thing she gets from you is just s*x, s*x is never enough for a woman who has vision of where she is going to.

S*x cannot keep a woman, though you can't keep a woman who do not want to be kept by you but there are certain things you can do that would make her consider staying with you.

There are lots of things a woman needs much more than s*x, s*x does not guarantee anything, a woman can sleep with you and still leave you for someone she has never slept with before.

A woman wants a man who respects her, care for her, a man who can support her financially, a man who is responsible, a man who can protect her, a man who can take care of his home, his wife and his children, a man who can protect and defend her, a man who has goals and visions in life, a man she can depend on, a man who is smart and intelligent, a man who can cook, a man that is not dirty, a man who looks good all the time, a man who can shower her with all the love, affection and attention.

If the only thing you can offer a woman is your six packs, fine face and s*x, they will accept you as a boyfriend but deep down they know they will not settle down with you. So men, s*x alone is not enough, if that is the only thing you have to offer then it would be very difficult for you to have a good woman.

14/06/2024

I have seen the weak become the strong, the wise made fools.

I have seen the sun dim for those who expect it to shine, and rainfall on barren lands.

I have witnessed the unpredictability of tomorrow and the reckoning of yesterday.

I have seen shocking shards of dreams made manifest and the ones weaved with care and precision die a mirage.

The world is a theatre of surprises and beautiful twists and turns.

Be humble. Be accommodating. Be respectful. No one is too high that he cannot be brought low and no one is too low that he cannot rise above all others.

12/06/2024

📌 20 things you can do when visiting Nigeria:

1. Explore Lagos: Visit the National Museum, Eko Atlantic City, and the bustling markets.

2. Try Nigerian cuisine: Enjoy jollof rice, suya, egusi soup, and other local delicacies.

3. Visit ancient cities: Explore the ruins of Benin City and the ancient Kano City walls.

4. Relax on the beach: Enjoy the beautiful beaches of Lagos, Abuja, or Calabar.

5. Experience the music and nightlife: Enjoy Afrobeats and highlife music in clubs and bars.

6. Visit national parks: Explore the wildlife and natural beauty of Yankari Game Reserve and Cross River National Park.

7. Learn about the culture: Attend a traditional wedding or festival, or visit a cultural center.

8. Take a boat ride: Cruise along the Niger River or visit the floating markets of Lagos.

9. Visit historic sites: See the Osun Osogbo Sacred Grove, a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

10. Go hiking: Explore the scenic hills and mountains of the Jos Plateau.

11. Attend a football match: Watch a Nigerian Premier League game or a national team match.

12. Visit a market: Browse the bustling markets of Lagos, Abuja, or Kano.

13. Take a cooking class: Learn how to prepare Nigerian dishes.

14. Visit a museum: Explore the National War Museum or the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation Museum.

15. Go on a safari: Explore the wildlife of Yankari Game Reserve or Cross River National Park.

16. Attend a festival: Experience the Eyo Festival, Durbar Festival, or Osun Festival.

17. Visit a palace: Tour the Oba's Palace in Benin City or the Emir's Palace in Kano.

18. Take a dance class: Learn traditional Nigerian dances like azonto or shaku shaku.

19. Go birdwatching: Explore the bird sanctuaries of Lagos or Abuja.

20. Visit a church or mosque: Attend a service at the National Church of Nigeria or the Abuja National Mosque.

Remember to stay safe, respect local customs, and enjoy the warm hospitality of Nigeria!

12/06/2024

1) ME I don't have time for breakup
I will just leave you inside the relationship and
you will be dating yourself.😁😁😅
2) LADIES WITH BIG B***S.
Please Is it heavy?
Just_Asking_Ooo ??🥺😁😁
3) Never judge a Cassava by its stem,
Because it's size is in the soil
If you know you know🤷🏿‍♂️😁😁
4) If she doesn't vibrate nor scream when you put
it inside, Broda go back home.Thats what we call
MISSION FAILED!!!😤😁😁
5) If your Husband doesn't give you money
it's fine because you are not in a bank neither his Name is HusBANK,
Remember you are in a relationship,
So start working and earn your own money😁😹😹
5) OMG!!!
IPhone 15 is out already
This apple company won't let some
people's private parts to rest ooo🙆🏾‍♂️😅😅
6) If your wife doesn't cook for you at home,
cook for yourself you are not in a restaurant
you are in Relationship🙄😂😂
6) If our Girlfriends knows how many gIrls we
ignore everyday just for them, they will be paying
us salary.
Hahaha am I communicating.???🕺🏻😂😂
7) If ur parents ever complained u press phone
alot..
Quietly follow me, we are having a conclave😂😂
8) Short Girls are the most loyal and don't
cheat but do you see those tallers they can see 7
relationships away😅😂😂
9) Sitting in a toilet while playing with your phone
is more enjoyable than being in a relationships of
these days🥺😅😅
10) We have Castle and Castle lite
We have Facebook and Facebook lite
We have Messenger and Messenger lite
We have Bae but why can't we have Bae Lite??🙄😂😂
11) Accept your background Bcuz Acting rich won't get you anywhere😅😅🤷🏿‍♂️
12) If you don't feel blessed when you look at
her, let here go Bro.. she's another man's
blessing.🥰🥰😹
13) I really don't know where the broken English &
stammering comes from when talking to a fine
lady🥺🥺😤
14) I WAS JUST CHECKING ON YOU" is very dangerous it can start a relationship😅😅
15) Your not black enough if u haven't put a CD in a
frigde to remove scratches😅😅
16) WHAT DOCTORS WRITE : ~~~~~~~
WHAT YOU SEE : ~~~~~~~
WHAT PHARMACISTS SEE : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections of paracetamol🥺🥺😤
17) Zambian policemen be like
SHUT UP AND START WALKING I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND MY FRIEND😁😁
18) Not everyone can be a business person
some of you were born to be customers😅😅🤷🏿‍♂️
19) during Christmas Era, Catholic people will be doing as if Jesus died only for their church🫣😤😁
20) As a married man, no matter how much you fast and pray there are some doors that'll never
open until you make your wife happy
# Ladies_Should_Increase_The_Volume ??😅😅😅🤷🏿‍♂️
21) Nothing makes a short person happy than seeing someone shorter than them🫣😁😁
22) Sometimes don't be a boring
child drink poison just to stress
Your parents🫣😹😹
23) To all those who go for HIV test every month,
don't give up ! One day
you shall get what u are looking for😹😹
24) African girls will never tell you,
You are handsome"
They'll just say "U LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT OF
GIRLFRIENDS😹😹
25) To all those Girls I Ignored when I was In a
relationship I would like to apologise I'm sorry
the devil was using me😹😹
26) guys these Women lies a lot ,
How i wish you know.. giving birth is not even painful at all🫣😁😁
27) Stop hiding Prostitution in the name of "I CAN'T
DATE A BROKE GUY"
Jxt state your price someone there can afford u🫣😁😁
28) Girls have only two thoughts when visiting a guy for the first time?
1) i won't have s*x with him
2) let me shave just in case🫣😁😁
29) anyone to buy me talk time I can't making you
laugh for free when your boyfriend fails to put a
smile on your face😁😁
30) Some Girls Are BEAUTIFUL From Far But When You Get Close, They Are Far From BEAUTIFUL😂😂
31) Stop crushing on other people's boyfriend. Just
tell your boyfriend to bath.
# simple...😂😂
32) At every hospital
there is that cleaner who behaves as if she is a nurse😂😂
33) Don't be a boring citizen
sometimes go to the police station and lower the flag😂😂
34) Non of my girlfriend is going to have a female
bestie , WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO BE BESTING THAT I CAN'T BESTIFY?😂😂
35) Talent Is When Your Tongue Got Burnt By Hot
Tea But You Still Act Like Nothing Happened😂😂
36) Am now tired of friend requests
I need money request please😂😂
37) My friend there is no word in english called
"EATED"...leave facebook and focus on your
grammar................ Facebook is for those of us
who readed their books and finished them, dont
come here with your broken englis, you are hear
me?😂😂
38) Guys how much is a wedding ring?
My crush just said "Hi" in my inbox.😂😂
39) My Sister Real Men Don't Kneel Down to
Propose, They Impregnate You And Let You
Decide.😂😂
40 My dear i need to open up eyes when i Overheard one sister praying this dangerous prayers in church,
•
•Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS,
Lord Crash IT!
•Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK! Aha
Jehovah, ROAST ME!
•JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!
•My Father! My Father! Detonate the BOMB of
ENGAGEMENT in my life!
•STAB me with a man of your choice Lord!
•HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE!
•IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS!
•SHOOT me with an AK47 of true love!
•KILL me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND!
•This and more I pray in JESUS NAME..
AMEN!!!🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹
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12/06/2024

Lagos, the city that never sleeps, was forced to take a two-day nap due to a sudden and inexplicable blackout. Chaos ensued as people stumbled around in the dark, bumping into each other and cursing the power company.

"Ah, NEPA don fail us again!" Chinedu exclaimed, shaking his head. "How can we survive without light?"

His friend, Emeka, chuckled. "Survive? We'll thrive! We'll make money from this darkness."

Chinedu raised an eyebrow. "How?"

Emeka grinned mischievously. "We'll start a 'Guided Stumbling Tour' business. For 500 naira, we'll guide people through the treacherous streets of Lagos and ensure they don't trip over their own feet!"

Chinedu laughed. "You're crazy, Emeka. But let's do it!"

And so, they donned flashlight helmets and set out into the darkness. Chinedu led the first group, pointing out potholes and warning them about imaginary dangers.

"Careful, careful! On your left, you'll see the infamous 'Lagos Lagoon of Doom'! Many have entered, but few have returned... with their phones still charged."

A tourist giggled. "Is that a real place?"

Chinedu winked. "Of course, it's real! You don't want to test the waters, trust me."

As the night wore on, their business boomed. They even started offering "Blackout Specials" – discounts for people who could navigate the darkness without stumbling.

By the time the power came back on, Chinedu and Emeka had made a small fortune and were known as the "Kings of Darkness."

As they counted their earnings, Emeka turned to Chinedu and said, "You know, this blackout was a blessing in disguise."

Chinedu nodded. "Indeed, it was. And who knows? Maybe we'll start a new trend – 'Blackout Tourism'!"

Emeka chuckled. "Why not? After all, as we say in Lagos, 'when life gives you darkness, make darkness your business'!"

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