Mr uche

03/08/2025

Me in church today when the cameraman comes around 🤣 🤣

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03/08/2025

Sis. So you're trying to tell us that all those people you br0ke up with were wrong and you were right? Please take mic 🎤

03/08/2025

My friend : If you see this photo, what does it mean?

Me : Tinubu held the country so t0ugh that our ex presido can't surv!ve it! R!p our ex presido 😭 🤦

02/08/2025

At what age did you make your first 100k? Not someone's money but yours!

What job were you doing! Let's discuss on the comment section...

Me: At the age of 19 when I st0le my dad's m0ney 🙄. What about you?

02/08/2025

Me: madam, give me groundnut #100

Seller: garri #200 a cup, and I also get sugar too!

02/08/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Ezemmuo Berto I appreciate you bro for your endless support 🙏

02/08/2025

Toilet 🧻=10 minutes 👍

Toilet 🧻+phone📱= 20 minutes ⌚️

Toilet 🧻 + phone📱+ facebook 🤳 = 40 minutes ⌚️

Which gender is this?🤔

Boys 😏

Girls 😂

01/08/2025

01/08/2025

In this new month, all your wishies will be granted. You gonna get a lot of f0ll0wers, you will not lack engagement on your p0sts, you will not break any faceb00k rules, and your page will be m0netised... and above all, I command every spirit of money to all my f0ll0wers this month of August. Amen. 😏

31/07/2025

If you're a woman here and you're still single, but you know how to prise yam of 8k to #1500, common baby, you don't have to be single anymore... mr uche is available, you can take me and do whatever you wish 😂

31/07/2025

They say we can track views by uploading nyash, now this are my own nyashies. After here, I will upload them to my story too 😏😏

31/07/2025

Only legend will understand 😅