19/05/2025
I'm done with my engineering training & can't find a job so
I open a clinic and puts a sign
outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED, GET BACK 100k".
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn 100k and visit
the clinic...
LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of
taste"
ME: "Nurse Promise, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"
LAWYER: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
ME: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer comes back after
a few days to recover his money...
LAWYER: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"
ME: "Nurse Promise, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"
LAWYER (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
ME: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays me, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.
LAWYER: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
ME: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"
LAWYER (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"
ME: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"
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