
05/09/2025
Time to joke π₯°π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
body with wrapper when you want to enter
their room
Nonsense ππππππ
2. I helped one lady to carry a 20litre jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks alot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!ππππ
3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??πππππ
4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.ππππ
5. A n***a will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
foolπππππ
6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
She is farting slowly....ππππ
7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic πππππ
8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**πππππ
9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER. πππππ
10.after readin dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry.
11. UR LAUGHTER IS MY HOBBY.
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