Àlmîghty vîrgíñ

01/01/2025

Happy new year to u all

01/01/2025

HAPPY new year
U shall make it this year
What soever u ley ur hands shall prosper
May God continue to bless you and your family
More success
Long life and PROSPERITY in good health
Happy new year friends and family
Glory be to God Almighty for what it's has done for our life and family blessed be his name

30/10/2023

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. If action speak louder than voice why are we now learning English instead of kung-fu👼

2. No matter how bad you are you can't be totally useless ohh you can still be used as a bad example

3.do you know short people can sweep without bending😛?

4. Stop taking picture besides people's car, your village people will kill you for nothing😥

5. 60% of girls with big eyes are so cute! The other 40% looks like surprised frog😱

6.my friend you won't know the importance of algebra until your sweetheart call you x and you don't know Y

7. What's more annoying than a child from the next compound playing With the word " up NEPA" when your battery is 2% ..😤
You must tell me who born you.

8. Instead of breaking someone's heart why not look for the little calabash your village people tied your destiny and break it.
It just an advice

9. Shaving is an old method why not boil water and pour it there and then you start removing the hair one by one😀 do these and thank me later, I no fit shout

10. Someone will hug you and your phone will be missing😁..
Is that not an example of Nigerian got talent.😂

11.my uncle is new on Facebook he has been searching for me but he can't find me because heY is busy typing " my sister first born".. Hahaha he will search till eternity

12. Whenever am watching a movie with my parent and they start showing s*x scene, then boom! They start looking at me as if am the director of the movie.

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you

29/10/2023

Happy Sunday to you all😍😍

03/10/2023

Ignore your woman for just 7days, you will find her in a 6months relationship🙄

03/10/2023

A 9ja girl calls u with her own airtime, just knw that either she is pregnant or she is preparing to ask for money.🙄

02/10/2023

😂Láugh out yòur sórròw😇

1) I Have Finally Made Up my Mind ☝️☝️😭😭😭

I will stõp Bùying Thïngs From Mama Nkechi!!😭😒😒

Mama Nkechi saw me From Afar, and whìspered to her Friend :

"Let Us Bēt With , He Will Buy Gårri and Sùgar!!" 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😭😂

2) After Eating Food Of from Māma Emeka Restaurant, I even thought Nkechi Wanted to Show me Lòve today 🥰🥰🥰😒😒😒

I'm so so Proud of my Gìrlfriend Nkechi 😜😜😜😜

But the Next thing I heard From Nkëchi was:

"APRIL FOÕL....I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY!!, I JUST WANT TO RÊVENGE BÅCK ON YOU" 😳😭

After Allõwing Me To finish Fòod of 😳😳☝️😭😭😭😭😭

3) Some people are sàying that Scõring Zèro is painful...😒😒

It seems you don't Knòw Ånythìng at all!! 😒😒

My Brother, Nòthing is More Paīnful than When You Dodge A Båby's Sneeze In a Public Bus, and then You Lånd Your Face in Cònductor's Årmpit

And as you're trying to Rëcover from the Shock, Another Person Fàrts on your Mouth!! 💥💥😧😳😭😭😭😂😂😂💔

4) Teacher: Joshua, What Do You want in Lîfe?🥰🥰🥰

ME: Mõney!!!! 😋😋😋

teacher: Let's keep The Mõney Aside, what else do you want??

ME;: "The Mõney kept Aside!" 😳😳😂😂😂😂

5) The Class Captain That Usually Write Nóisemaker Then In Secondary School, and We Will get Flógged So Mercilëssly 😔😔😔😢😒😒;

He's Finally now a DJ, And He's The Same Person Now Shouting :

"Everybody Please Make Some Nooóiiiiseee!!" 💥😭😭😭😂😂😂

6) Nkechi, Please Just Accept that you don't Have Buttõcks, and Stop Cõnfusing Us!!! 😒😒😒😒

Which One is :

"My Būttôcks Comes Out Once A Weëk!!! " 💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) After my Family gàthered mòney to send me to Lagõs To Hustle.....
2 weeks later, they Asked me to send Them Pìctures of how I Loòk to see Whether I have Made It Finally!!....

They saw my Pictures, Neatly drēssed in Suits 🥰🥰🥺

They were Surprised 😔😔😔🥺😧😧

God has Finally dòne it for me 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm now a Big and Rìch Guyyy 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Even my Mom started cryìng on the phone that I have f

20/09/2023

25/08/2023

Know Your Genotype

AA + AA — can marry

AS + AA — can marry

AA + SS — can marry

AS + AS — can not marry

AS + SS — can not marry

SS+SS — can not marry

Rich + Rich — can marry

Rich + poor — can marry

Poor + poor — can not marry

No work + No work - can't marry

Two idíots - can not marry

Idiot + Wise - can marry

Wise + Wise - can marry but should be ready for war

No work + Working - can marry

No skill + No skill - can not marry

No Education + Education but no work - can not marry

I have not eaten + send account — can marry

Prayer warrior but not working + Prayer warrior but not working -- can't marry

I have not eaten + find something to eat or I will be angry — can not marry

I need ur help + I will see what I can do — cannot marry

Mild tempered + short fused -- can marry

Short fused + short fused -- can not marry

God Abeg + Hope dey --- can not marry.

Have a pleasant day ahead 💚
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