04/08/2025
So yesterday I decided to go and rest at
my mom's restaurant. 🥱
when I got there, I met my younger sister
serving food to this pretty girl 😳😋
Wow, what a beauty I said to myself 😍, immediately I fell in love and promised myself I will spend the rest of my life with her 😋
I couldn't resist her beauty, so I
acted like a customer. my younger sister knew my moves immediately as a smart girl that she is so she smiled and played along.😉
Me: Hey! give me food am in a
hurry, I didn't park my LEXUS IS350 well
(my sister smiled and the girl
gave me a charming look) 😌
my sister: (serving me) customer,
You sabi change car oo. look at
the type of car u brought today😳
(pointing at someone's Lexus
that was parked outside)🌝, what about that your Lexus did you sell?
Me: No no, I don't sell my used cars, it parked in my dad's garage 💁🏾♂️
She: wow, What about that Range Rovers Sports?
Me: yeah, that one belong to my mom. my dad travelled, so my
mom took his Lambogini,😏 so I
decided to use my mom's Range
Rover that day, because am tīred of driving
that my BENZ, that's why I bought this LEXUS last week
my sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran outside and let it out 😂💔
I was left alone
with the girl, so I introduced
myself to her and I told her that my name is Nelson Abani but she can cāll me Nelly Nwokeoma 😊
we started
chatting and I brain washed her 😋
when she was already calling her number to me,
my mom just
entered......piam! the next thing I
heard was Oko Akpu tawa nri 🙄 Na so you go dey chop like goat😬
na only for food them dey see you, that moi moi shebi you don sell am finish?😏, Before I close my eyes and open them go and buy me beans from mama Ekene shop now now! 🤨
Both me and the girl got confused 😂💔
Stay verified